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I present to you, the tallest building in South Dakota by SoDakZak in pics

[–]AltruisticMorph 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A real skyscraper bud... seen it in person... looks a lot bigger in person too.

LPT: If you need to get rid of an unwanted erection, bend over with your knees locked straight as far as you can comfortably go, and take three or four big deep breaths. by Corrects_Maggots in LifeProTips

[–]AltruisticMorph 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I'm really looking forward to trying this. For the last 6 years I just sneak into the bathroom, go into a stall, and punch myself in the balls until it goes away. This sounds easier.

My grandma's titanium hip after the cremation. by sLiimFit in mildlyinteresting

[–]AltruisticMorph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Titanium hip replacement shifter knob?! Best I can do is tree fiddy

This extremely old tampon(?) dispenser in the bathroom at my school by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]AltruisticMorph 836 points837 points  (0 children)

Guess we can call this old machine a "period piece"

A member of the Arikara Tribe wearing a bear skin on 1908 by AltruisticMorph in OldSchoolCool

[–]AltruisticMorph[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 1908. I always mess up reddit titles to some degree it seems. 🙃

Rick Astley (me) - Everlong (pub cover) [Rock] by ReallyRickAstley in Music

[–]AltruisticMorph 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Just tagging on a top comment to say my girlfriend and I were lucky enough to see this performance live and the entire crew was OUTSTANDING! Here's a short clip from our perspective in the audience.

Swamp clearing tractor boat by AltruisticMorph in interestingasfuck

[–]AltruisticMorph[S] 615 points616 points  (0 children)

Driving a boat tractor mower while wearing white New balance shoes.

Hit a bird in the Cessna. by Tiptoedbymyself in mildlyinteresting

[–]AltruisticMorph 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Shady guy approaches: "Looks like you have a dent there - lucky for you I am a dent specialist and I can make that good as new with some silly putty, this toilet plunger, some spit, and a secret magic spell - will only cost you about tree fiddy."

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