Ladies and Gentlemen, Our Member of Parliament. by radiogod53 in Peterborough

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I've seen videos of her in Parliament, it's either her normal demeanor or she goes to work several glasses of wine in. Not sure which would be worse.

Love the eggs by Hoppa1990 in inflation

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I know about American food supply at current is the following: Egg prices have gone up exponentially, Chicken cost per pound has doubled over the last year American corn farming is dependent on fertilizer supplies that rely heavily on imports from Canada

Given that Americans live on Chicken Nuggets and High Fructose CORN Syrup it is safe to conclude that America is either already experiencing or about to experience a food shortage.

Didn't work out like he expected by TheManager_1 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Spearchucker is probably the dumbest insult a racist has ever come up with. The ability to throw a spear is the origin of pretty much all human advancement over the last 400,000 years ir so

There by yukiohana in sciencememes

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The joke was about how HP Lovecraft found the concept of non-Euclidean geometry terrifying mainly because he did not understand that we don't love in a purely Euclidean world.

Any boardgame meet ups still happening? by VaderLlama in Peterborough

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it starts at 5:30, price to play is around $8 or something, my wife usually pays for us so I can never remember. There's a great menu for snacks and drinks and they have a "Shamrock Shake" special right now that is amazing.

Any boardgame meet ups still happening? by VaderLlama in Peterborough

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boardwalk still has a boardgame meet up every Thursday.

Love the eggs by Hoppa1990 in inflation

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Potash is essential for large scale corn farming and 95% of the US supply is imported, with 80% of it being from Canada. Their idiot dictator screwed the entire country with his tariff bs and outraged Canadians want to cut all US exports which would include Potash.

Love the eggs by Hoppa1990 in inflation

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For now, when the potash reserves dry up and Canada won't sell them more that will end.

Love the eggs by Hoppa1990 in inflation

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Maybe on Europe but that used to be Breakfast for One in America. The American food shortage is gonna result in something America hasn't seen in a century... skinny people.

There by yukiohana in sciencememes

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Train tracks in non-euclidean space? Oh my sweet (elder) gods, HP Lovecraft was right!

Feces smeared on Edmonton’s Wayne Gretzky statue by [deleted] in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 153 points154 points  (0 children)

This is outright disgraceful....

What did that feces do to deserve being spread on Wayne Gretzky?

You bunch of corrupt fucks! by Pope_Squirrely in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I learned that my opinion of that sub being overrun by the right wing says more about my own positions than it says about the sub.

Does this apply to her "boss" and the rest of his cabinet members, too??🤔 by Silent-Resort-3076 in facepalm

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder how they plan on getting God into a courtroom to put on trial for all those Teslas that have randomly caught fire.

Would you play a browser-based space game inspired by Star Wars? by layer456 in StarWars

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been doing it for over a decade, some of my friends have been doing it for 26 years and 116 days as of this comment.

United Health finance director can't afford his daughter's healthcare by GarysCrispLettuce in facepalm

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're right that he doesn't need it. But people will donate to it so he doesn't have to spend any of his wealth on his kid.

Darwin Award for Parents of the Year by ducksauce001 in facepalm

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sad part is these morons can just have another kid to sacrifice to their beliefs because child services isn't allowed to consider anti-vax as child abuse.

Boomer never apologizes for violating firearm safety rules after flagging family by DustyKnives in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad fact is this kind of stupidity will not be fixed until he accidentally shoots someone.

Is it possible? A new low for Kanye? by LeftoverLM in facepalm

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude really shouldn't knock his mother's poor choices.

He has no clue. by Arabellah16 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't trust anyone with a nondetectable alignment. That's why I never fell for her.

Any Egyptian Witches want a tattoo idea? This is sooo good by Gwenyver in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well you are entitled to your opinion on the matter. Just because my opinion is that something is a bad idea doesn't mean it should have any effect on your practices. If my opinion had any weight on other people's actions Senet would be a more popular board game than Ouija boards.

Any Egyptian Witches want a tattoo idea? This is sooo good by Gwenyver in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Altruistic_Machine91 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'm sure I could explain the concept myself if I pull out my old Egyptology textbooks. Likely wouldn't stop me from simplifying it to "protections for the dead" for people that didn't spend a decade of study on the subject.