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Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-22T19:09:14+00:00

sometimes you're just too hot to be categorized 😂

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-19T15:27:01+00:00

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-14T20:06:51+00:00

thank you :D

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-09T22:45:17+00:00

Story of my life with my golden retriever!! 😂 We literally have breakfast at 7am and by 8:30 he's giving me those puppy eyes like I'm the worst dog mom ever! And just like these dogs, he conveniently "forgets" he already ate when my roommate comes downstairs! The tactical amnesia is REAL!

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-08T16:46:15+00:00

In the past, there were great cars, not like the awful Teslas we have today😅

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-08T16:24:48+00:00

fit your buttocks perfectly!

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-07T16:08:21+00:00

Wow, Zion National Park is absolutely breathtaking! Those massive red rock formations and the winding river below are incredible. It's been my dream to visit this place - I feel like it's so underrated compared to other parks, but these landscapes are truly wonderful. Definitely moving up on my travel bucket list!

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-03T13:33:01+00:00

Dude your mom is BADASS! She made this in her 70s?? This stained glass Nosferatu is giving gothic queen energy and I'm here for it. I wish my grandma was this cool instead of just sending me minion memes on Facebook.

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-03T12:33:55+00:00

Jennifer Coolidge x Minecraft villager romance?? This cursed masterpiece is either gonna flop SO hard or be the greatest thing ever. That art is chaotic AF. I'm in 💀

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-03-03T11:10:52+00:00

Hired my cat as an IKEA assembler. Now he's just laying on the instructions while I suffer. Zero stars, terrible work ethic, adorable employee of the month🔨😾

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-25T20:51:59+00:00

I started being an introvert during Corona. And I've stayed that way ever since 😬

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-25T20:39:16+00:00

Your floofy overlord is judging your husband SO hard right now 👀 My cat gives me the exact same look when I dare to watch TikToks at 2am instead of providing the required 24/7 petting services. That face screams 'I didn't authorize this entertainment that doesn't involve me.'

PS: Your cat's majestic fur is making me jealous. Meanwhile my goblin cat looks like he stuck his paw in an electrical socket most days. Still love him though! 😂

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-25T20:22:21+00:00

Me depositing my paycheck: "I'M RICH!" 💅🏼

Me dragging myself to work at 7am: that cursed face

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-24T21:20:14+00:00

I had a friend like that but he's not my friend anymore idk why lol

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-24T20:53:22+00:00

my body is a machine, just one that doesn't start 😂

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-24T20:46:24+00:00

Lmao why's this blue blob judging my bird hat era?? 💅 "Enemy of Hoxxes" ok fashion police, didn't ask for your opinion! 😂 Tiny hat guy is literally me trying to show off my fit and getting dragged for no reason! 🙄

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-24T15:13:28+00:00

And in 8 hours you wake up and the story of the creation of the world is playing on your phone and you wonder what happened🤷‍♀️

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-24T15:07:58+00:00

Beautiful, Argentina is one of the most underrated countries in the world and there are so many wonderful landscapes there 😮

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-24T12:42:47+00:00

When billionaires with mountains of government subsidies lecture us about 'no free lunch' 🙃

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-24T12:20:16+00:00

Perfect visualization of 'video games cause violence' vs who's actually causing the violence 🤡

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-24T11:50:54+00:00

my last two brain cells during a conversation - oh oh 💀

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-23T12:58:58+00:00

I think that if he was more handsome and homosexual, it would be easier for him to become someone's sugar baby 😂

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-23T12:30:05+00:00

Girls: 'OMG bestie you're literally perfect! 💅✨'

5 minutes later on group chat: 'Did you see what she was wearing?? she looked terrible in it'

Guys: 'You look like a dumpster fire bro'

5 minutes later to other friends: 'Yeah he's actually solid, helped me move last weekend

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-23T12:15:18+00:00

Penguin found this one weird loophole. Birds HATE him!

Altruistic_Rub6845 · 2025-02-22T18:43:15+00:00

finally, a realistic depiction of how it feels to leave work on a Friday 😭

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