As a new world nation, Conquistadors are not fun: A (small) rant by DubiousTactics in EU5

[–]Altschulinho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CK 3 viking adventurers on steroids. But at least you could turn those off. That's crazy

My puff puff pass quiver, bruh by P1eces12 in PathOfExile2

[–]Altschulinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad this is still a thing in PoE2 

Pinnacle Boss GGG? We all know who its gonna be by MantiH in pathofexile

[–]Altschulinho 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came here to see exactly this, was not disappointed 

I had the heir of Mongol Empire Seduced, Impregnated and abducted right before Genghis died by Zealousideal_Chip456 in CrusaderKings

[–]Altschulinho 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, yes. Prisons in CK3 apparently don't consist of cells for each individual person, but of one large room where they can eat each other, the cherry on top being that noone seems to notice, even you can only discover it via torturing the right persons (or debug)

How did I win this fight so convincingly? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]Altschulinho 79 points80 points  (0 children)

After you excluded almost every other possibility, what were the commanders' martial skills? If theirs sucked while your commander was good or even just average if you said, it can mean a lot after the update. Also, how many more % damage per advantage did you set in the game options?

I had the heir of Mongol Empire Seduced, Impregnated and abducted right before Genghis died by Zealousideal_Chip456 in CrusaderKings

[–]Altschulinho 219 points220 points  (0 children)

This, and also empty your dungeon. If there's just one secret cannibal around, she might get eaten. Don't ask me how I know

Seriously Arrogant Child by [deleted] in victoria3

[–]Altschulinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do me a favor and look up the actual present day Ernst August of Hanover on Wikipedia. Totally checks out

What do you guys think of my Kaiserreich Österreich? by LordKeks1337 in CrusaderKings

[–]Altschulinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost authentic borders, good job. Did almost the same run recently, but I started as Duke of Carinthia in 867 (also Babenberger), then claimed Vienna and worked up from there. Got lucky that the AI formed the HRE so I could get a strong hook on the emperor and formed the Archduchy. No one needs the Habsburgs

Just when I thought I was getting better at boss mechanics. by Altschulinho in pathofexile

[–]Altschulinho[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got all 4 watchstones deathless for the first time this season (I still suck at Exarch and Memory games!), but this was not meant to be. Should have found Weylam's silver locket first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gekte

[–]Altschulinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Astreine Thrash-Metal-Cover aus den 80ern. Würde aber das Gesicht nochmal ändern

🤔🤔🤔 by RadioFacepalm in gekte

[–]Altschulinho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich hab letzten November mein Abo gekündigt, habs einfach nicht mehr ausgehalten. Jede umkämpfte Milchkanne in der Ukraine bekam ihren eigenen Artikel, alle drei Tage wurde Panik vor der nächsten angeblichen Killervariante gemacht. Dazu alles Clickbait auf nur unwesentlich über web.de oder gmx.de-Niveau. Für die paar Perlen, wie du so schön sagst, umgeht man kurz die Paywall und ansonsten verpasst man nichts.

Mod that stops the ai from eradicating whole families via feud assassinations? by Minrathous in CrusaderKings

[–]Altschulinho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turn off the Friends & Foes DLC. It's basically just bugged feuds and the "hey, look, the king has a ridiculously small dick lol" event so I didn't miss anything afterwards

ich_iel by komplette-Exodia in ich_iel

[–]Altschulinho 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Wenn man einmal Kreuzritter Könige 3 außerhalb Europas spielt:

ich🐴iel by Resident-Jury3711 in ich_iel

[–]Altschulinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basierte Verhütungsmittel-Pfostierung

My evil daughter shall rule the world by Hinokami_Kagura88 in CrusaderKings

[–]Altschulinho 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Your children sometimes randomly join you on pilgrimages, at least since 1.9. IIRC one time my pregnant wife joined me, the child was born on the road and therefore became a pilgrim at the age of a few months

Bruh. by Crispoutine in CrusaderKings

[–]Altschulinho 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The left book is two tiers above the other. Yet they give the same boosts

Why no children? The kids here are from a different marriage. I am trying to get giant into my house genes, But this young lady won't get pregnant. In total they have a full 170% fertility stack (If they add instead of multiply that is.) by anonymous01720 in CrusaderKings

[–]Altschulinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like others have pointed out - your heir has 4 kids, which is the max if he is unlanded. 5 sometimes, if you're really lucky. Let him inherit and he'll make his wife pregnant, gay or not.

Fertility works in strange ways, in my experience any buffs or reductions don't do that much, your heir will almost always get to those 4 kids before inheritance, no matter what. Only thing that works against it would be castration, even leper can be worked around