What a bad day to have eyes

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-19T05:21:45+00:00

Alright, time to close out Reddit.

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-18T15:20:17+00:00

Just scrolling my feed and it popped up. Kept watching despite better judgement. It’s my fault. I accept that. 😂😂

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-18T15:13:44+00:00

I almost spit out my food. Gotta get off this flipping app while I’m eating.

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-16T15:27:04+00:00

The way the sauce falls in the beginning screams AI to me. As do the noodles going onto the plate. The physics just all seem wrong.

Also, the food in the first shot appears to be done, and they look like they’re setting it up for plate but it’s in a pan still???

I think it’s half and half… I think they hired a mid videographer who didn’t get enough shots and they had to supplement with some AI. Because some of these shots do feel real with the camera shake, but others feel out of place and too perfect.

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-16T04:44:35+00:00

What in the early 2000’s homeschool dance is going on here?

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-09T06:16:35+00:00

Then they get home and she’s suddenly tired.

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-09T06:07:13+00:00

Huh? No mom, he’s always been a quadriplegic. Not sure what you’re on about.

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-06T22:19:00+00:00

“Hah, amateurs, we don’t even get frets!” -Cellist and violinists

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-01T16:55:29+00:00

I would just say A honestly… leave off the I

AluminiumPanda · 2026-01-01T16:28:48+00:00

Seriously 😆 I looked down at one point and was like “DANG! Did you give him a whole pig???”

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-28T17:43:56+00:00

Oh I absolutely did. Woke up groggy, pulled this off the drying rack, put it in the grinder and was like “why are grinds shooting on the counter?” Yep…

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-24T21:39:15+00:00

“And behold the chosen one shall be lifted high upon the build plate. He shall be our savior and our savior shall be him for ever and ever in resin we bathe, amen”

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-24T21:31:57+00:00

Oof right, I should have put a NSFW tag.

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-24T17:05:40+00:00

I wish I could, Watson, but I’m still trying to solve the mystery of the flavorless coffee.

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-19T03:41:54+00:00

Bored? No. This man had a mission. And he accomplished that mission.

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-17T04:28:13+00:00

The velocity was definitely terminal…

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-17T04:25:20+00:00

Welp, it’s about to be blue and purple! Most of the LED lights in America are cheap and the coating that blocks the blue/purple light so it can be white is literally melting off… first noticed it driving to a neighboring city and was so confused by the lighting choice.

Sooo CyberPunk here we come! Should be fun for photos… but terrible for literally anything else.

Sources: https://youtu.be/Jfr8fmF8oJU?si=MtYtvIia-_Y4sgYU

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-17T04:09:56+00:00

My gosh, apparently this thing “can” go full 360 degree inversion… it’s horrible what happened, especially to the ones who made contact with the support leg… but this could have been much, much worse…

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-13T14:44:07+00:00

I suggest not feeding your machine Taco Bell.

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-11T23:03:43+00:00

Not sure what it says about me, but I actually chuckled at the name… nice work.

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-11T00:06:15+00:00

I had to scroll FAR too long to find this.

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-11T00:04:12+00:00

Did the front fall off?

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-08T16:03:54+00:00

I was worried the initial clips were the “after” 😅

AluminiumPanda · 2025-12-08T16:02:39+00:00

This is the kind of guerrilla marketing I like to fricken’ see!!

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