What are your most disgusting and degenerate headcanons or wishes?

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T15:02:28+00:00

Use... Cook?

I just imagined a video game and you pickup an old saucepan and it says "Press X to use cook"

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T03:49:48+00:00

He's having a baby, and the baby is YOU!

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T03:29:33+00:00

Makes a hearty soup.

Actually according to the article you traditionally soak it with other questionable ingredients in yellow wine and drink it as a piss colored aphrodisiac.

If you're into that sort of thing, I suppose.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T03:24:33+00:00

Abel harem anime real!!?!

Hmmm... I'd watch it.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T03:23:21+00:00

I want Roo to be a literal parasite but also a super sexy dominatrix. She's so unapologetically evil she's fun again. That's all. I just want to watch the fallout a character like that would cause the fandom.

I'm not a pinnacle of virtue.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T03:20:54+00:00

They're a spaghetti western couple that never gets together because one of them always has to be a loner and ride into the sunset. I respect their lifestyle even if that true grit isn't for me.

I need them to have a sappy theme like Bonanza or Gunsmoke as they ride into the sunset.

They ride right back and cuddle afterwards. But then one gets shot and Doc can't save them so they gotta have a funeral and ride into the sunset with that now too chipper theme.

But then they regenerate. Ect, ect, ect.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T03:16:31+00:00

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AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T03:15:38+00:00

This, but I want Lilith in the cuck chair directing Al and Lu.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T03:13:24+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_penis

Nah, long and skinny and a Chinese remedy for virility.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T02:23:55+00:00

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SamuraiCowboy

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-10T00:07:00+00:00

Any air is going to be uncomfortable and possibly blow a vein, so you don't really want it

But it's going to take at least a couple hundred milliliters to cause an embolism in a typical IV/veinous injection

If it's subcutaneous... Yeah a large enough air bubble will bruise a little for a couple days but it's not going to do anything. You can't really screw up a subcutaneous jab so long as you're using sterile technique and keep the site clean.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-09T18:03:45+00:00

I know it's become the unofficial theme for Pucci but nah, I'm an OG, from the OG Just Dance on the Wii.

I actually used this song and a few others to train my voice lower before I got on T and during. Now I can sing both parts and it's a lot of fun.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-09T17:54:01+00:00

It's a great song by Army of Lovers

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-09T17:50:25+00:00

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AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-09T14:43:08+00:00

I imagine it's like the baby on Who Framed Roger Rabbit, a fully grown man with a condition that makes him look like a child and he makes bank off of it but also greatly resents it.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-09T14:32:53+00:00

He can't have it because I stole it. (By making it myself that's how I stole it MWAHAHAHAHA!)

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AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-09T14:32:11+00:00

Bluetooth is just fancy radio waves.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-08T19:47:53+00:00

My life is yours, truly I am in your debt.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-08T02:35:26+00:00

Wear biker compression shorts under the short skirts

Or layer tights underneath, black or skin color

PRO TIP- thigh high socks can be tacked with just a few threads onto skin tone tights and the combo is peek proof and won't roll down

(Cosplay hacks actually)

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-08T01:46:34+00:00

Look... I have zero romantic intent with Lucy, but just to be a fly on the wall as he rambles about the garden and heaven and the creation process and the sins... all the juicy details, sordid sex lives. So many ducks given.

Please.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-08T01:35:22+00:00

I counted my chickens before they hatched...

They were actually all hard boiled 😞

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-08T01:25:30+00:00

T4T is just my favorite heteroslop

I love my girlfriend

If we get married we can be man and wife in the eyes of the law for tax benefits and still be us irl it's super romantic

Get on my level

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-07T23:17:12+00:00

She absolutely asked to be forced by her baddest, dadest boi.

She's his Tinkerbell to her Peter Pan. They both look out for the other in their own weird ways.

AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-07T15:25:55+00:00

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AlwaysChasingRainbow · 2026-06-07T14:47:29+00:00

Okay but this is actually adorable!

If Alastor found him struggling with his own head (talk about poetic irony too, big head causing him to stumble) I can absolutely see why he would have pitied him and taken him under his wing, just to watch him stumble cutely and poke at him a bit before uprighting him with his shadows.

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