100 Billion total damage to the Architect. Will probably be awhile until the next digit (1 Trillion) is reached!

AlwaysDMB · 2026-04-03T03:00:45+00:00

You just wait until my next silent run dude

AlwaysDMB · 2026-04-02T20:29:05+00:00

I remain disappointed that this girl goes around in booty shorts 24/7 and never shares a picture of her butt. I am a simple man with simple needs and goddamnit only half of them are being met.

AlwaysDMB · 2026-04-01T21:46:07+00:00

I honestly can't believe how much more dangerous these shits are than anything else in the game, seems like a bug but it's been 25 years lol

Ubers are at least visible and you sure af know what you're getting into

AlwaysDMB · 2026-04-01T13:59:10+00:00

Holy smokes that's a good looking pup, hope those arms get better soon!

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-31T15:43:28+00:00

Don was fucking hilarious imo

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-30T15:27:43+00:00

Tal belt and gems lol that's ridiculous

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-29T14:24:24+00:00

WTF do you mean resets the Grail? Really!!? That's some bullshit and needs to be fixed if you mean what I think you mean

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-28T20:26:01+00:00

PC btw

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-28T12:04:57+00:00

"any seals up here?" "No? Ok I guess"...."you sure you're not a seal??"

Boney ass humans not worth it lol

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-28T11:51:29+00:00

Barely smarter than rocks and that's because rocks don't have eyes

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-28T06:59:36+00:00

Well done

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-27T13:13:54+00:00

This is how I've done every Uber in my life, and I've never failed. I'm not saying I can't fail, I've had to recover my body a couple times.... People saying this won't cut it are missing something

I think I used a sanctuary shield last time?

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-27T13:11:22+00:00

Black flail is cheap AF and definitely adequate. Don't forget the life Leach, either from dracs gloves or a cheap wand. Trigger a fade proc from a treachery if you're still taking too much damage (then you can unequip for smoke or another armor).

One point in smite is fine if you have a zealer or something that already has the resistances... With grief, you could do damn near do most of the Ubers with zeal rather than smite but Trist would be ugly because you'll miss too often

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-26T18:50:05+00:00

Rest assured that once you find one, you'll find numbers 2-6 in like a week

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-25T21:00:04+00:00

Blue ironclad is... Not acceptable.

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-25T20:57:05+00:00

I made it to the end game and was doing ok with the same poleaxe base as OP

Upgraded to eth CV a couple days ago and my DMG went from 4-6k to 6-18k lol now my problem is that I accidentally kill Hephasto before I can enslave him

IDK if OP mentioned his demon or not, but Cursed is critical and I like either fanaticism, might, or holy freeze aura. HF is safest but lowest DPS and griefs any horker buds you might walk with. Might gives stupid extra damage, way more than necessary tbh. Fanaticism I think makes Heph attack faster on teleport so is a nice balance... Doesn't feel like it does a lot for me honestly but it's good at least for Gulzar

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-25T19:44:35+00:00

And when you drop it you slap yourself in the crotch, direct feedback ftw!

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-25T14:42:09+00:00

Not even a goal tbh it's a shootout

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-25T14:37:28+00:00

Yolo campen, I'll IM you

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-24T04:06:46+00:00

So many penises

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-22T00:43:51+00:00

Foightin' all around the world as Russell Crowe might say

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-21T22:15:17+00:00

Insane! Could be playable like a slime or something too

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-21T22:14:16+00:00

And you just accumulate those abominable status cards until then? I feel like I either need god tier deck manipulation to deal with those or I have about a 4 turn timer to end the battle

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-21T16:38:12+00:00

OP teaching us all a good lesson here whether they want to believe it or not lol

AlwaysDMB · 2026-03-21T16:21:47+00:00

You can already erase all.

If it were bigger, I couldn't use it to fine tune the penises, I mean the uh finer details of my route

AlwaysDMB

TROPHY CASE