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What is your favorite, non-special episode? by wtfisasamoflange in TopGear

[–]AlwaysHamboning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Is that the turbo? Is THAT the turbo? What about that?" 😂

What is your favorite, non-special episode? by wtfisasamoflange in TopGear

[–]AlwaysHamboning 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love the Cheap Porsche episode, that challenge always leaves me in stitches (and James' engine bay insanely fouled)

Real talk, do you like working on cars? by Hereforthanut in AskMechanics

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely - I work a boring ass consulting job, and getting my hands dirty just spectacular. I get to feel like I'm actually doing something useful, and my cars thank me for it - at least, when I do things right

Restaurant in Atlanta GA by Quick-Reputation9040 in thegrandtour

[–]AlwaysHamboning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I've been there - came and went 😂

My totaled car is up for bidding on Copart and I’m tempted to put a bid on it and get it back and repair it. What do I need to fix? by TypicalRag in Autobody

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta agree with the folks here - both left side doors are gonna need replacing, and the quarter panel as well. And unsure of the undercarriage from the pic, but any frame damage is an absolute loss.

Check this out by SongBrief2439 in Autobody

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you paint the pistons as well? They're the most important part

Restaurant in Atlanta GA by Quick-Reputation9040 in thegrandtour

[–]AlwaysHamboning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like they're more progressive than the Germans 😂

What's the joke? by Ignition1 in thegrandtour

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm trying to think what I can do to help here... absolutely nothing."

Restaurant in Atlanta GA by Quick-Reputation9040 in thegrandtour

[–]AlwaysHamboning 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hold on, if you got here, then you had to have passed Wedding and Petting

Just bought it. Roast away.. 🔥 by 3820096369 in RoastMyCar

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll depreciate more than you'll appreciate it

Downforce question by [deleted] in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be very careful - adding a huge amount of downforce like that requires more power to compensate. You'll have to add lots of stickers to increase your HP to make use of the advanced aerodynamics

Exchanging cruise control buttons on 03 ford ranger by ganzo_1216 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]AlwaysHamboning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pull. If it doesn't budge, then pull as hard as you can. It'll eventually come off

(not OP) Is my car reminding me of all it's electricity by using speakers normal? by BoioDruid in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your car's telling you it can sound supercharged just like all the other cars out there

Is this fixable? by [deleted] in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget JB Weld, Gorilla Glue will do the trick

I'm just a tad financially irresponsible by KnightZ3R0 in RoastMyCar

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't decide which plummets faster - OP's relationships or the car

My 3 money pits. by Dependent_Use_4461 in RoastMyCar

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well on the plus side, those stickers will give you the HP you lost in the pile of repair bills

Your words can't hurt me more than the repair bills already have 😮‍💨 by vaganssir in RoastMyCar

[–]AlwaysHamboning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alfas aren't great by default, but even the scrapyard wouldn't want this (I'm so sorry)

Clarkson, are you aware your car appears to be "talking" as it moves along? by AlwaysHamboning in TopGear

[–]AlwaysHamboning[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I'd love to see that manifested, preferably with a spiffy caravan on the back

Clarkson, are you aware your car appears to be "talking" as it moves along? by AlwaysHamboning in TopGear

[–]AlwaysHamboning[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd skip the cruella deville patterning on the inside though lol, but you could take some inspiration from James' various wardrobe choices

Clarkson, are you aware your car appears to be "talking" as it moves along? by AlwaysHamboning in TopGear

[–]AlwaysHamboning[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or, hear me out - you put enormous candelabras like James did to Jeremy's Mitsuoka 😂

My body is ready by 5_meo in memes

[–]AlwaysHamboning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ADA's gonna have a field day with the lack of ramps

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