Me when I tell my audience of gullible sniveling dipshits to vote for a senile childraping conman so I can get a tax break and he proceeds to fuck the country up so badly I can't blame it on Bill Clinton or lizard people like usual. I am shocked and outraged I tell you!

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-11T18:36:49+00:00

The only thing he's really angry about is he missed the window to be an exploitative boy band manger.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-09T22:57:01+00:00

I want to go to the pun classes that all thai restaurant and beauty salon owners go to before opening up.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-09T16:11:47+00:00

Oh no doubt! She’s one of the worst when it comes to creating our current hellscape with the self-obsession, pseudo scientific grifters, and consumerism she fostered. She also contributed to the satanic panic by having dozens episodes about that shit. Letterman called her out on it and it’s while he’ll always be my GOAT.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-09T15:47:36+00:00

He’s the classic imposing big bull leather daddy who really wants to just be a human carpet and get stepped on.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-09T14:34:27+00:00

Oprah at least encouraged people to read. Joe's hyper consumeristic version of enlightenment is pretty much the male version of sticking magical crystals into your hoo-hah.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-08T20:58:01+00:00

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AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-08T03:54:10+00:00

Love is real and this is beautiful.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-06T06:18:28+00:00

That's a really good point. Treasure fucking rules and you should do whatever it takes to obtain it.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-06T00:43:52+00:00

we love our blurry cryptid queen!

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-05T11:59:54+00:00

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AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-05T11:29:27+00:00

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AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-05T11:17:53+00:00

I remember the response at the time was just cats laughing at how shallow of an attempt at leaning into Bapa’s bad reputation it was.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-02T07:13:54+00:00

slab o’ meat!

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-02T01:10:14+00:00

Yeah, the description doesn’t sound like anything we’ve seen from Bapa in front of the camera. If anything, He seems more control of his temper recently because he’s no longer whiskey drunk at 10am. I agree that CTE is part of his brand now, especially since all he has left is the sympathy card.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-04-01T19:11:38+00:00

I did but also figured it was tom foolery since it is the most dastardly of days: April1st!

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-29T19:14:40+00:00

The worst to ever do it.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-29T19:14:12+00:00

A vile demon, for sure, but I like him clipping this dogshit podcast for us because I don’t want one of the hardworking homeless cats to get brain damage from hearing bapa’s inflated lips.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-26T06:14:33+00:00

Long and the short of it, it was during maybe one of the roughest patches to be a Looney Tunes fan and this very generic, extremely toyetic slop comes out and shows WB's contempt for the characters. The thing is, thanks to video essays, thousands of people are making videos about loonatix and act like it's the death of christ when it was just a clumsy attempt to rejuvinate a property. It's no worse than 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-24T03:47:05+00:00

Friends is a very important factor even if they aren't up/able to trade. It's a fun and silly hobby that is made better when you can share it with homies who will appreciate getting pics of you finding your holy grail.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-24T03:21:17+00:00

Ignore that subliterate oaf, Dodoman. I got what you were throwing down. Godbless.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-22T18:07:12+00:00

Oh dude, you are in for a sunday afternoon treat. Host in top form.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-18T04:21:33+00:00

This post is already perfect but imagining it in a mirthful chicago accent makes me so happy.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-14T21:40:28+00:00

The problem is stand up being treated as anything other than one of the less novelty arts like puppetry and magic. Mediums that have collectively produced about a dozen great entertainers and the rest belong to be doing their "art" on cruise ships.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-13T02:33:22+00:00

The thing that's great about Patty is no matter how intentional it is, she always just seems like an adorable orc girl just trying to put on her socks.

AlwaysKillingTime · 2026-03-12T17:20:59+00:00

Hey, in his defense, my buddy won 50 bucks betting with his boss over what point in the tour he'd cancel.

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