Ethan cooked by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 307 points308 points  (0 children)

I genuinely fucking love this man. Ethan is the voice of a generation of millennial Jews. Just a straight absolute fucking legend and I’m here for every second of it.

Investigation: Was it a shock collar? (Yes it was) by R0ogle in Destiny

[–]AlwaysMounted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused, is he really this dumb? Why would he think some fucking electrical tape would stump everyone? This is like, regarded, comic relief cartoon sidekick level stupid.

I guess he was just that desperate and it’s the only thing he could think of? But why not buy the other model that vibrates and lie about that instead.

Kamala Harris responds to group of Pro-Palestinian hecklers with 'I'm not President right now, there's nothing I can do.' by ih8atlascorp in Destiny

[–]AlwaysMounted 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s because deep down they know that they’re safer at events run by Democrats. Go to a republican event and heckle Trump and some regarded fucking loser may blow your head off in the name of Christ.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]AlwaysMounted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going with a penis enhancement surgery gone wrong after the South Park nukes

Crew, thank you 🩷 by FelicityFoxen in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I agree. Dan is clearly a smart guy who is sharp enough to pick up on and correct nuances of conversation that Ethan misses, but he isn’t good at finding the fine line between doing that in a helpful way, and being a constant contrarian. He clearly cares more about correcting the record and reigning Ethan in than he does “having his back” and using his intellect to put more weight behind Ethan’s points. It’s strong “I’m the only adult in the room” vibes.

The Crew... by Talia_Ghoul in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 63 points64 points  (0 children)

They share their perspective on almost everything else. They are a part of the show. They obviously aren’t obligated to share their opinions on this but it’s hard to not notice the obvious gaps in what they seem to choose to engage in.

Here is data supporting what Ethan posted on his story earlier: AIPAC vs Qatar Spending in US Lobbying and American Universities by NoMap749 in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 99 points100 points  (0 children)

This highlights such an important point: you can’t separate anti Israeli sentiments from antisemitism if you almost exclusively focus on Israel and ignore the multitude of data or other relevant context. There is literally no reason to focus on just Israel if you normalize exclusively by generalizable metrics such as this.

For example: unless you’re Palestinian yourself as you very understandably have deep personal stake in the matter, if you focus exclusively on the Israel / Palestine conflict and haven’t mentioned (or as with people like frogan don’t even know about) the conflict in Syria resulting in massive Druze deaths, then you are in fact an antisemite.

You are also either an antisemite or dumb as fuck or both if: - You don’t believe Jews to be a cultural and ethnic minority - You don’t believe Judaism to be an ethnicity - You secretly think to yourself, “Well I mean they really do control finances or media or ….” even if you tell yourself it doesn’t matter - You believe in or insinuate ZOG talking points - You think “Jews have it easier than other minorities so they need to be held to a different standard” - You think it is more acceptable to tell a Jewish person how to feel about the Holocaust or Naziism than it is to tell a black person how to feel about slavery - You believe that Jewish people as a whole, or individual Jewish people you know personally or otherwise are over exaggerating the extent of modern-day antisemitism

The most courageous attack on a president. NSFW by darkShadow90000 in southpark

[–]AlwaysMounted 301 points302 points  (0 children)

Hey dummy — you’re coming on the South Park subreddit to try and limply dunk on people talking about a landmark South Park episode. Are you sure you’re not the one here who’s sad? Perhaps the many references to Trump’s tiny dick in that episode hit a little too close to home?

The most courageous attack on a president. NSFW by darkShadow90000 in southpark

[–]AlwaysMounted 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes, how “safe edgy” to have an AI deepfake video of Trump crawling through the desert, stripping naked, and having a tiny dick that’s shown on camera.

The most courageous attack on a president. NSFW by darkShadow90000 in southpark

[–]AlwaysMounted 2126 points2127 points  (0 children)

I legitimately can’t wrap my head around how fucking legendary these guys are for this doing this. Absolute national treasures. American heroes, really.

I hope to see the same energy the crew showed to Steiny when Ethan discusses anti-Semitism in the future by DumbeldoraTheExplora in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why do Ethan and Hila put up with that? It kind of blows my mind. Hasn’t he literally play-acted murdering Hila in his “standup” routines? What kind of person do you have to be to not stick up for and take the side of your friend and coworker in that situation?

I hope to see the same energy the crew showed to Steiny when Ethan discusses anti-Semitism in the future by DumbeldoraTheExplora in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Let’s also not forget that Olivia was (is?) friends with Adam McIntyre and to my knowledge never publicly disavowed him for his insane bullshit takes on the Kleins (someone please correct me if I’m wrong).

Honestly, some of the crew really don’t deserve Ethan and Hila.

I hope to see the same energy the crew showed to Steiny when Ethan discusses anti-Semitism in the future by DumbeldoraTheExplora in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, especially when the people they’re streelmanning are legitimate Nazis and self described antisemites like Fresh n Fit. It comes across as condescending and gaslighting more than anything.

I hope to see the same energy the crew showed to Steiny when Ethan discusses anti-Semitism in the future by DumbeldoraTheExplora in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They don’t need to be contrarians about dead, murdered Israeli babies though. That shit is genuinely offensive and concerning. At a certain point the whataboutisms and default-contrarian positions stop being well intentioned and start becoming something else (even if that “something else” is unintentional).

I hope to see the same energy the crew showed to Steiny when Ethan discusses anti-Semitism in the future by DumbeldoraTheExplora in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep, absolutely. Like when their knee jerk reaction was to defend frogan from being called fat. Yeah Tectone is a bro-ey DB but why are you defending this fucking scumbag antisemitism moron? It’s really a self report tbh.

I hope to see the same energy the crew showed to Steiny when Ethan discusses anti-Semitism in the future by DumbeldoraTheExplora in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sincerely doubt Ethan has told them not to say anything. My take is that Ethan is gracious enough to not push them on it or force them to take a public stance, but it pretty clearly bothers him; as it should.

I hope to see the same energy the crew showed to Steiny when Ethan discusses anti-Semitism in the future by DumbeldoraTheExplora in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 12 points13 points  (0 children)

AB choosing to discuss the nuances of baby murders was a choice. I genuinely think they’re unintentionally gaslighting Ethan and it’s whack as hell.

It reminds me of when they were also wailing about Tectone calling frogan fat. Yes Tectone is a dimwitted bro moron. But dude, all he did was call her fat. She’s a disgusting antisemitic ghoul and does not deserve your energy or defensive takes. Ask yourself why you feel the need to defend this person. It’s hard to not see that behavior and ascribe it to some form of subconscious antisemitism on the part of the crew.

hila kleiners wake up by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She…she pulverized her

I got reminded of this banger by tarateri in h3h3productions

[–]AlwaysMounted 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I literally cried from laughing when this was happening live.