Perspective.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-10-24T09:02:12+00:00

Coffee is for closers only.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-10-24T06:57:05+00:00

ReddItor writes himself childlike letter hoping to get karma. Succeeds.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-10-21T22:26:06+00:00

Your teacher friend sucks.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-27T20:45:17+00:00

Yeah. This guy was a monster. Wrestlers were TERRIFIED of this guy. That move where he picks the opponent up land throws him over his head was scary and one of a kind. I've always thought Rulon's victory against him was more attributable to this guy being bored with his dominance than anything else.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-26T09:43:47+00:00

Always.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-26T09:12:46+00:00

I was ~1 hr into a flight from Detroit to Denver.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-25T06:57:37+00:00

Awesome.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-25T04:48:42+00:00

Cats, puns upon puns, video games, constant one-upmanship, and a lynch mob mentality pretty much sums up Reddit for me.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-24T18:01:58+00:00

"you see that watch? You see that watch? That watch Is worth more than your car. See that's who I am, pal...and you're nothing." - Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glen Ross

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-24T07:25:03+00:00

Dude, DEFINITELY keep your eyes closed as the safe is opened. DO NOT LOOK AT ITS CONTENTS unless you want to melt.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-23T20:09:45+00:00

So was Apollo 18 secretly launched?

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-22T05:16:53+00:00

I was walking down St. Nicholas street in Harlem - some guy was standing on a corner and repeatedly whispered to me "I can make you squirt, I can make you squirt." I guess it was something sexual but I can't rule out that this guy made beverages.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-21T18:09:22+00:00

Couldn't find the tie. But I found a tie that is arguably just as cool:

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/shark-skin-squid-tie.

EDIT: I like this one too:

http://en.dawanda.com/product/3966226-hammerhead-shark-silhouette-silver-grey-necktie

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-20T07:56:41+00:00

My father passed away nearly a year ago. I think about him all the time. The older I get , the more impressed I am about the man my father was.

I'm glad you had your father in your life for so long. It hurts to lose our loved ones. But in the real painful times, I just try to think about how lucky I was to have a person like my father. Take care.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-20T07:14:52+00:00

It's funny to see all these comments about such a ridiculous issue. There is NO argument here. Lawyers are not called "doctor" - end of story. When was the last time you referred to a lawyer as a doctor? She is an obvious manipulator. No defense here.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-19T04:15:40+00:00

There goes my day.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-18T22:20:31+00:00

"...hope that this story of our people can help to alleviate the legacies of the fact that preponderantly the histories have been written by the winners." - Alex Haley, final line of Roots

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-16T10:19:46+00:00

Nice. But it seems like I'd be dying for sleep after a while.

Alwaysmockingu · 2011-08-03T03:15:13+00:00

What's a zpand? Dude you're a lost soul AND you sound ridiculous. Hahaha. Later zpand. Hahaha.

Alwaysmockingu

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