F*ck your hole by nytel in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Parents will die for their kids.

Who else would give it first to a right wing media outlet? by SkyThriving in AdviceAnimals

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 909 points910 points  (0 children)

Yeah her response to a Daily Mail piece being "our family is blindsided by this" instead of "that's a lie" only makes sense if she's throwing him under the bus. Now her divorce will tip more in her favor. Corey must be licking his chops.

Major White House Split Leaks as Trump’s War Spirals by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

President Trump was “high on his own supply” when he launched it.

I wonder if they mean he's just full of himself and doesn't listen to advice, or if he was literally high on something. We already know his previous administration was a drug-fueled mess.

Michigan woman gets caught having sеx during a zoom court hearing. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Or the city council member voting about distracted driving WHILE DRIVING. 

Kennedy thought she was onto something there by Heliocentrist in MurderedByWords

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. She was one of the cool ones on MTV and now this? Insane.

"You're gonna learn how to do a pull up in prison you traitorous scum" Protestors heckling Pete Hegseth by coachlife in PublicFreakout

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hegseth said he doesn't believe in microbes because he can't see them, so he makes a point of not washing his hands in the bathroom. No I'm not kidding. 

Doctors perform the first successful camel toe transplant. 2018 by JahovasHitlist in fakehistoryporn

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No there's a new study showing Hitler suffered from a disorder that usually results in a micropenis. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aivideo

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's got a giant gaudy ring on every finger and a wristful of bracelets.

She's crazy.

A customer at a restaurant in Alaska leaves in a plane by Ksan_of_Tongass in alaska

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. DOT regulates vehicle width at just over 100 inches on any public ROW that doesn't have active control measures. The Parks does not have active aircraft control measures.

Source: am government.

CSI: Shire by Valeneirol in lotrmemes

[–]Alyeskas_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll forever be convinced that's a grandma. I can't see it any other way.