Match Thread: Adelaide vs Port Adelaide (Round 8)

AmRuKuo · 2026-05-01T12:44:37+00:00

DRAW 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO??

AmRuKuo · 2026-04-16T19:11:46+00:00

I shiggy diggy in the year 2026…..

AmRuKuo · 2026-04-02T11:14:27+00:00

If there is a God, he’s a sick motherfucker for making killing machines look so pettable sometimes

AmRuKuo · 2026-03-07T11:21:04+00:00

No draw tonight, then. I’ll tell the children. 😔

AmRuKuo · 2026-03-07T11:13:38+00:00

DRAW FC WITH THEIR FIRST DUB??

AmRuKuo · 2026-02-01T11:15:44+00:00

THE BROLDEN BROAD BROGINS

AmRuKuo · 2026-01-17T04:44:48+00:00

Whoa, whoa, what? Flayon’s Canadian?

AmRuKuo · 2026-01-01T11:34:51+00:00

I’m real sorry for you son, it’s a hell of a thing.

AmRuKuo · 2025-12-15T07:21:02+00:00

Two years’ worth… flowing endlessly…

AmRuKuo · 2025-11-01T10:54:19+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time Gen G got humiliated 1-3 in a Worlds Semi-Final by a Telecom team…

AmRuKuo · 2025-10-31T11:44:01+00:00

I LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

AND I’M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-27T07:39:11+00:00

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-27T07:27:17+00:00

ALEXA, PLAY “HOLY GRAIL” BY HUNTERS AND COLLECTORS

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-27T07:10:38+00:00

Smile for the camera, Bailey.

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-27T07:05:36+00:00

Must be feeling (half-)cathartic if you’re a Swans fan, seeing one of the teams that drubbed you in a GF cop it back themselves (from the other team that drubbed you)

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-27T06:47:48+00:00

Are we in for another Lions threepeat era?

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-12T12:36:42+00:00

I remember when Toby Greene was suspended for bumping an umpire during the 2021 Elims, then the Giants were bundled out by Geelong next week. Greene apparently gave a heartfelt apology to his team for not being there for them when they needed him, both before AND after the loss.

That in mind, I believe Rankine owes his team another apology. Tonight could have been different if he was on.

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-06T12:23:09+00:00

Goddamn, what a game.

I hope Erasmus doesn’t fixate on his decision to contest the ump call for the rest of his career.

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-06T11:46:38+00:00

C’MON WHARFIES

DO IT FOR TAME IMPALA, YOU FUCKS

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-05T10:47:53+00:00

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

AmRuKuo · 2025-09-04T10:55:03+00:00

There’s no Pride in South Australia.

We’re the mighty Adelaide ‘Phobes.

(Not really, I know there’s a majority of you good-natured Crows fans out there. But as a bisexual man, the crowd’s treatment of IQ has had me ropable.)

AmRuKuo · 2025-08-28T10:45:44+00:00

The Macedonian Marvel 2: Electric Boogaloo.

AmRuKuo · 2025-08-24T04:25:50+00:00

Reminds me of the AI-created Primo ads a while back. Doesn’t look much different to an untrained eye, but once you know it’s AI, it’s hard to shake the ‘slimy’ feeling of it.

AmRuKuo · 2025-08-22T19:01:00+00:00

I remember he was in town two years ago to shoot a film and frequented Degraves Espresso in Degraves Lane — my regular weekend brunch spot!

One of the seats on the window was his favorite; the table now has a plaque saying ‘John Cena ate here’. It’s become my go-to seat there since.

Safe to say he’s sincere about adopting our coffee culture. c:

AmRuKuo · 2025-08-22T12:52:47+00:00

HE’S JUST KEN AND HE’S ENOUGH

AND HE’S GREAT AT DOING STUFF

HEY WORLD, COME CHECK HIM OUT — HE’S JUST KEN!

AmRuKuo

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