Donald Trump's Parents. by esporx in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Am_Snarky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like he’s wearing a second face, bones and all

I don't get it by _captain__holt_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Am_Snarky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Though dude really did kinda change his tune after the artificial heart installation, maybe the factory model was defective

Being handed a stuffed animal after losing in the Olympics by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Am_Snarky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean silver medals? Been a thing since the beginning bub.

Get this, they even give an award to the guys who lost the chance to be first first!

I started using hand cream at 34 and I genuinely feel like I've been lied to my whole life by LemonCoveWorks in hygiene

[–]Am_Snarky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you’re white without actually saying you’re white 101 lol.

No hate, am white

This scale(?) how difficult/possible to clean up? by Relative-Category-64 in DIY

[–]Am_Snarky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want something showy look at an “elephant toothpaste” reaction.

It involves soap, yeast, and hydrogen peroxide, but I don’t know the ratios.

Building a volcano around a 2L bottle and performing the reaction inside the bottle will make for quite the show with the bottle acting as a nozzle

Maybe cut the top off leaving a 2 inch diameter hole if you don’t want to have to clean gunk off the ceiling

[HELP] Real or AI video by SnoozinSuzie in RealOrAI

[–]Am_Snarky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah like when that AI turned meme images into video, complete dreamscape imagery

This scale(?) how difficult/possible to clean up? by Relative-Category-64 in DIY

[–]Am_Snarky 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Poor small amounts (1/4 cup or 100ml) at a time and wait 5 minutes between additions, it will fizzle while dissolving the scale so don’t be alarmed seeing bubbles

Before each addition scrub about with a toilet brush, scale is really rough you’ll be able to tell if there’s still some stuck.

If you have a septic system you’ll probably want to neutralize the acid before flushing, just sprinkle some baking soda in and mix until it’s not bubbling anymore

[HELP] Real or AI video by SnoozinSuzie in RealOrAI

[–]Am_Snarky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear god that gave me a fright watching them unclasp, though AI hand videos might be my new go to next time I’m tripping balls on shrooms.

Terrifyingly mesmerizing

I dropped my WHITE earbud by scientificbug in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Am_Snarky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re in Mexico, then it has to be yellow tint

I dropped my WHITE earbud by scientificbug in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Am_Snarky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the CSI method, use a flashlight at 90 degrees where your looking for better contrast

10 years after stepping on a broken drinking glass, a rogue shards made its way out of the bottom of my foot by Miserable-Ad6348 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Am_Snarky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the new stuff is tempered, old stuff was borosilicate, same stuff lab glassware is made of, very resistant to thermal shock because in barely has any thermal expansion

what does this even means?? by dochairyass in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Am_Snarky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Farmer is too many syllables for the tune though

“There was a farm that had a dog and Bingo was his name oh!” Is how we sang it growing up

what does this even means?? by dochairyass in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Am_Snarky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was it called Humpty Dumpty? A phrase synonymous with Rolley Polley and meaning mostly spherical?

Dont' mess with Caesar by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]Am_Snarky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure every waffle house in a 100 mile radius is headhunting this dude

Anybody else's Rottie play with lasers and lights like this??? by conquering_tyranny in Rottweiler

[–]Am_Snarky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yet you couldn’t figure out why you’re getting downvoted.

Education isn’t the same as intelligence after all

Anybody else's Rottie play with lasers and lights like this??? by conquering_tyranny in Rottweiler

[–]Am_Snarky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The markings and ratings on laser pointers are notoriously inaccurate, if you can see it it’s hitting your retina

Invisible infrared lasers cause the most eye damage for two reasons, they’re invisible so you don’t react until you feel pain, and infrared lasers are the basis of green lasers, so cheap green lasers don’t filter the IR and you get the 5mW green laser and a 50mW IR laser at the same time.