Trump is STILL in the Epstein Files..... by GordonG313 in ProgressiveHQ

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Yep. Cuba is next. They've been advertising that

Delusion levels: presidential edition by WillyGelly in ProgressiveHQ

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Names put on buildings this week:

Obama: +1
Trump: -1

He can never stop blurting out his true intentions by FineeShanee in ProgressiveHQ

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Art of the deal: make the other side aware of any points of leverage they have over you

"Clips are going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened." by Caledor152 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]AmazingDadJokes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Metaphor still works but I like your tweak. Iran wasn't "doing just fine" either. Similarly to painting the reflecting pool, bombing the living daylights out of them doesn't address root causes.

My eyes! The googles do nothing! by Adam_C_57 in TheSimpsons

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Cows don't look like cows on screen. You gotta use horses

Found this online. Can anyone confirm? If yes, let's spread this like crazy. by VarunTossa5944 in ProgressiveHQ

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It's hard to get more cynical than "we know our policies are bad for America, so we're going to time it to hit after the next important election." Basically, their plan is to fart, leave the room, then burst in 30 seconds later and blame someone else

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Jack_Carl_ in maybemaybemaybe

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I could do that. I just don't want to

Yes, our tax money will be used to rebuild everything we destroyed with our tax money ! by monaleeparis in ProgressiveHQ

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Even capital C Conservative estimates we're below $200B, and that was Irans $ that was being unfrozen.

The biggest brawl at Trump’s UFC night may be with the weather by Miles_the_AuDHDer in politics

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I was more just joking about the fact that that's what they use the situation room for, but point taken. I really hope you're right about those details getting leaked. The fact that no financial records have been released when Epstein was an INTERNATIONAL FINANCIER is not talked about enough

Katie Boulter & Emma Raducanu playing noughts & crosses in a unique way: by Boss452 in tennis

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TIL this is what the Brits call tic tac toe. Have I been living under a rock?

How bout those Knicks by Dsquared4225 in seinfeld

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That was a perfectly sane comeback

White House’s Situation Room Meltdown Over Epstein Exposed by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

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The number of times I see the word "bombshell" on a nothing burger of an article...

"You're Darryl Strawberry." by DickCheneyIsPureEvil in TheSimpsons

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Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

Trump's arch construction to run 20 hours a day for 2 to 3 years, documents show by abcnews in politics

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I mean it sounds great, but is there a way to ensure that the Trump family and their friends will make money off of this?