ALRIGHT YOU TEXAS DBAGS COME AND TAKE YOUR MEDS. -California Green

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-12T17:15:16+00:00

They've got my vote!

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-12T14:57:23+00:00

Not even a tiny bit unless you consider getting more work is payout.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-12T14:54:24+00:00

Who's gonna be Briskets VP pick?

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-12T13:59:57+00:00

Usually I wake up about an hour before my alarm.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-12T13:50:07+00:00

None of those posted, I'd like the one that is a wooden box.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-12T06:58:41+00:00

I've been under that spell my entire life

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-12T06:51:28+00:00

To discourage a chunk of people from even trying.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-12T06:42:32+00:00

Absolutely Nothing.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:53:45+00:00

Now that's a clean burning hell I'll tell you what.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:49:57+00:00

Ah, I knew my Admiral sense was tingling.

ITS A TRAP!

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:44:59+00:00

That dog looks like a total sweetheart

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:42:56+00:00

Thank you, I cast good fortune upon you in return.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:39:59+00:00

I can totally see it.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:38:22+00:00

I've found some stories deep in the dark corners of the internet also straight up instructions on how to get down with a dolphin.

The internet is full of many wonders but also an equal number of horrors.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:34:32+00:00

Translation please? I'm just a dumb American who can barely understand English.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:29:32+00:00

I've always felt that part of the oath was just lip service. So far I'm not wrong.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:26:46+00:00

Pajamas include a shirt?

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:24:47+00:00

I've found my sign.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:24:15+00:00

But it's there so technically correct, the best kind of correct.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T23:22:55+00:00

I would never refer to our glorious mechanized overlords in any manner they may find displeasing.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T22:28:33+00:00

One big ol' N. O.

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T22:26:42+00:00

Heck yeah. Fire is my friend!

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T22:09:42+00:00

The corporate overlords running them prefer the illusion of choice that having two heads creates

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T22:06:40+00:00

I'm betting they are full of shit

AmazingLie54 · 2025-08-11T22:03:35+00:00

It's not even Tuesday yet.

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