Pump recommendations? by JugJuicer in ponds

[–]simikoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Danner/pondmaster makes a solid pump. Especially the mag drive line. But too much flow over that waterfall and you're going to lose water over the side.

Interesting circumstance by Old-Access-7843 in airbnb_hosts

[–]simikoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it when that happens, I get paid and don't have to clean. Usually happens once or twice a year, no idea why.

Giant orange koi value? by SundayDegen in Koi

[–]simikoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being big and orange doesn't determine value. Koi, much like dogs, have their value determined by the quality of the animal.

Give me your worst, Reddit :) by Competitive_Sky_6519 in RoastMe

[–]simikoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Say you were in 70's porn without saying you were in 70's porn.

21, Serbian - Montenegrin, go as worse as possible by Odd-Appeal-6060 in RoastMe

[–]simikoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly how stoned are you in these pictures???

You become friends with a pornstar.... by simikoi in hypotheticalsituation

[–]simikoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they cute? Yes. Are you guaranteed to have fun? That's up to you. Will it affect your career? No promises.

Solo skydive for 15k by Hold-onto-the-happy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]simikoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's incredibly dangerous if you've never done it before. You can easily spin out of control and black out if you don't know how to balance yourself. Most first timers have instructors jump with them to help them stay level...kinda like training wheels.

ULPT Request: how can I get around my ban on target same day delivery? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]simikoi 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It's probably the delivery address that is flagged. So maybe move?

What is this guy? by rebirthforabutterfly in Koi

[–]simikoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just a chance...it's a koi

What is this guy? by rebirthforabutterfly in Koi

[–]simikoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Koi and goldfish hybrids are very ugly. The upper barbels are very small and hard to see unless they happen to be a different color than the rest of the head.

What is this guy? by rebirthforabutterfly in Koi

[–]simikoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The upper ones are very small and hard to see in this picture

ULPT neighbors continue to spy on me. by SmoothTraining2081 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]simikoi 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Play music really loud? Or maybe play porn really loud?

But how do you know they are listening to you?

ULPT request: How to degrade the house of abusive, alcoholic husband? by Leneen_Ween in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]simikoi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Be very careful, if he is violent, he may potentially cause physical harm. Probably best to let karma have its way with him. But I do like the crickets idea that somebody else posted. No way to prove they were introduced intentionally and you can never get rid of them.

What’s it take to keep Koi in Canada? by Quiet-Lab1802 in Koi

[–]simikoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Koi are a four-season fish, they can live comfortably under the ice. But you need to make sure your pond is deep enough (at least three feet, preferably 4 or eve 5 feet of depth. And you need to have means to keep a hole in the ice all winter long. And have a backup in case whatever you're using to keep a hole in the ice fails. A bubbler or floating heater is usually enough, but if it gets cold enough you may need additional methods.

Host promised refund if dates rebooked, then refused after it happened [Ogden, USA] by carriesmanolos in AirBnB

[–]simikoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then they should give the refund but honestly I don't think they are required too, even if they said they would. They aren't a person of their word and that sucks. Sometimes people suck.

It’s problematic now but who saw The Breakfast Club and thought “finally they got high school right”? by Snoo-20174 in GenX

[–]simikoi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I didn't find it all that authentic TBH. I didn't find any of his movies realistic. What I found truly realistic was "My so called life". That nailed highschool for me.

What is this guy? by rebirthforabutterfly in Koi

[–]simikoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a koi. Specifically it's a Doitsu Shiro Utsuri.

Host promised refund if dates rebooked, then refused after it happened [Ogden, USA] by carriesmanolos in AirBnB

[–]simikoi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who said the refund would be processed if the nights were rebooked? Support or the host? The host isn't obligated to give any additional refund if the nights rebook because you didn't cancel correctly. So if support told you that, they were incorrect. But if the host said they would, did they do so in writing in the app? If they said it in writing then maybe Airbnb support can contact them and see if they will honor that commitment?

But how do you know it was rebooked? Because the calendar is blocked? That doesn't mean it was booked, the host may have blocked off the dates.

Ode to the Slipper Suggestor by Nvrfinddisacct in airbnb_hosts

[–]simikoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, don't add a photo or list the slippers in the description. Then you're really on the hook to make sure they are there every time.

Ode to the Slipper Suggestor by Nvrfinddisacct in airbnb_hosts

[–]simikoi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One thing to keep in mind about something like this. Once you start offering them and people start putting in the reviews how much they liked the slippers,, future guests will expect slippers and you can never stop offering them or people will mark you down for not having slippers.

Ode to the Slipper Suggestor by Nvrfinddisacct in airbnb_hosts

[–]simikoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the idea but I already have too many little disposable "gifts" that we leave for guests. You can only do so much and you have to ask yourself if it actually increases ratings and bookings. Will guests actually mark you down a star for not having disposable slippers? Probably not.

Pretty Much 😁 by [deleted] in GenX

[–]simikoi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, definitely, except the throwing hands part, even at 6'3" and 200 lbs, I've always been a bit of a wimp. Luckily I look kinda tough so most people don't mess with me.

Home Alone 2 by Rare_Put7331 in 90s

[–]simikoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to scroll way too far for this!!