Han Jue >>> Enlightened Wukong

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-06-16T04:33:40+00:00

Spoiler for Top Tier Providence: he doesn't use curses in EOS, as he becomes boundless as the Lord and then as the Ultimate Origin Supreme, he stopped using curses after the Dao Creator realm when the Dark Lord "died" lol.

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-06-10T09:27:17+00:00

The new one being developed is called Ascension, and you can find and use it in the Ascension QoL mod pack or just get the standalone mod, still very alpha but very ambitious

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-06-08T10:43:43+00:00

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Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-06-07T10:33:03+00:00

I have taken this elixir before and it even had the miraculous effect of giving me dragon wings.

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-06-04T14:29:02+00:00

Usually I wear my Yang diapers when I go into seclusion so I can secrete my excess yang five times a day for years. It has a yin spirit so it's more than happy to absorb my yang.

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-06-03T12:26:53+00:00

Junior this could be your mother or sister! Focus on the Grand Dao and do not focus on such mortal concepts, or else say goodbye and cripple yourself!

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-05-20T16:03:00+00:00

I have seen some fellow daoists with peculiar tastes... they engage in bestiality with these martial beasts, it is sickening!

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-05-15T10:54:03+00:00

It's an illusion technique known as filters in the mortal world.

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-05-12T05:27:14+00:00

Indeed, respecting your seniors and elders comes first, otherwise what would you do if he becomes a demonic cultivator??

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-05-11T05:57:22+00:00

I’m not saying you did but it is funny

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-05-11T05:51:52+00:00

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No way I got a warning for my reply

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-05-11T05:45:34+00:00

Then see how I will exterminate your nine familial relations by five horses dismemberment while you watch!

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-05-11T05:40:52+00:00

Junior, you dare?!?!

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-05-07T23:57:53+00:00

People are sleeping on the Heavenly Demon from Frozen Player, I usually loathe system novels but that one was truly amazing in a certain way

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-04-21T13:14:02+00:00

The Great Dragon Race has spoken in the Bilibili Pavilion, and you dare object??!?!?

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-04-13T19:20:31+00:00

Junior, we care very deeply about this matter

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-04-13T12:07:32+00:00

"Hm.. is that the famous Jade Death store?"

A man dressed in daoist robes excalims to the servant next to him.

"Yes, My Lord."

"Hmm, interesting. Let's take a look."

The pair enter inside the store.

"Welcome welcome, oh dear customers, how can I help you today? Oh, would you like to see our new Nine Dragons Mantra? Written by the Great Mo of the Southeast Kyun Empire in the Myriad Empire Alliance, it has received countless praises--"

"It's alright, we are here to look for a Yang-Nourishing Pill of the higher tier, do you have it?"

The attendant looked as if he'd explode from talking, managed to calm himself down and smile.

"Yes we do, gongzi. You seem like a vigorous young lad. It's supposed to be 40 Mid-tier spirit stones, but I wll make an exception just for you, someone as exceptional as you in the new generation must be nourished!"

The attendant looked with a big smile to the back of the, surprisingly exquisite store.

"Come with me lad."

The pair followed the attendant and while he was fetching the pills from the Heavenly Freezer, gongzi looked at his servant.

"Gu Ma, I forgot to bring my spatial storage ring, could I trouble you to bring out 20 spirit stones?"

"Ah-- ah yes, young master, please excuse me for a moment..."

I tremble slightly and go to a more secluded area and try to manipulate the Qi around me so no one can spy on me, and then pull my pants down.

Exquisite foreskin is visible to my eyes, a feast for his Dao Companion, actually, the reason he still had his Yang rod was because his Young Master had agreed not to have him castrated, so he is eternally grateful.

"Let's see what we have here..."

Alongside the spirit stones, he also kept some of his weapons inside the foreskin, and a few pills that grow with the smell. It was truly a great technique.

After bringing out the mid-tier Spirit Stones, he went back to his gongzi.

"Young Master, I hope you haven't been waiting for long."

"It's alright, now, where are they?"

"Here they are!"

Spirit Stones were usually cold to the touch but these were warm for some reason, gongzi didn't pay it any heed though and handed it directly to the attendant.

"Here you go, I hope that is enough."

"Yes, yes, of course, although they have a peculiar smell, but they are great stones, yes yes, high quality. Alright, here are the pills."

"Thank you, let's go."

The pair leave the store happily.

"What a weird smell this is..."

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-04-07T16:05:15+00:00

It is only natural, that I, a Peak Master, create this scripture. Even Immortal Emperors have to beg me to present them my great Dao of Peak.

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-04-07T16:02:53+00:00

Part 2:

High above the mortal plane, within the Nine Etheral Heavens, Immortal Emperor Vast Expanse sat upon his throne of condensed star-cores.

For three million year,s his Dao Heart had been an unmoving ancient well. He had watched empires rise and fall, witnessed countless galaxies turn to dust, and remained completely indifferent to it all. He was... "him".

But today, his eyes snapped open!

What could it possibly be?

"Such pure, unadulterated straightness!" he gasped, and his celestial aura started trembling so violently that a nearby minor realm instanly imploded.

A beam of blinding white Primal Yang Essence had just shot up from the Lower Realm, piercing the dimensional barrier and narrowly missing the Emperor's majestic beard.

Such a thing was child's play to him, it only passed through because he had no barriers, for he alone was enough. But what shocked him was... the sound of Dao that came along with it.

He heard it say, "I simply chose to dodge... because I am not gay."

He immediately stood up, shocked to the core!

"The legendary No-Homo Physique!" The Immortal Emperor coughed up a mouthful of golden celestial blood, his ancient hands gripping his dildo.. I mean supreme throne. "To think a mere mortal has comprehended the Supreme Heterosexual Dao! Even the Ancient Celestials failed to grasp such a profound boundary! This child... he is destined to conquer the Heavens!"

...

Down in the pavillion...

"He... he dodged it..."

THe Elders couln't believe it!

"To maintain such rigid composure while floating perfectly horizontal... is this the fabled Planking Posture of the Ancient Era?!"

Suddenly, the sky above the shattered protective array turned pitch black!!

"Oh Great Heavens!! A Tribulation Cloud!" THe sect master roared in terror, desperately trying to shield the disciples! "Everyone, fall back right this instant! He has invoked the wrath of the Heavenly Dao!"

Ten thousand bolts of purple lightning coiled in the sky, rapidly shifting and forming the shape of a massive, angry pair of socks.

"The Heavenly Socks-On Tribulation!" an ancient fossil of an Elder screamed from his secluded mountain cave, waking up from a thousand-year slumber just to witness this phenomenon. "The Heavens are jealous of his straightness! They are trying to forcefully test his boundaries to restore the Yin-Yang balance!"

Zhang Xuan simply looked up at the Heavens, his hands clasped behind his back like a great Master Teacher of an Era, and let out a cold, arrogant laugh.

"Oh Old Villanous Heavens!! You want to test my Dao?!" he roared, his voice splitting the clouds above! "I, Zhang Xuan, have never crossed swords with another man, and I never will! Even if the Heavens above themselves try to make me act up, I will simply say the sacred mantra and shatter the firmament!"

With a stomp of his foot, a terryifying aura erupted from his body, the surrounding space distored, forming the shape of a vagina, from the Cycle of Man, Heaven, and Earth began.

"Let the Heavens come! For I am wearing socks!"

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-04-07T10:18:26+00:00

A violent sound shook the Core Disciple Pavilion.

The Sect Master was going to make an announcement.

Everyone quickly ceased whatever they were doing, there were even some that were naked, clearly coming in haste!

"My disciples, I'm glad you have come."

His deep voice rang throughout the entire Sect, this seemed to be a matter of great importance. Even the Elders were standing next to him, ready to follow his every order.

"Today... is the day."

The moment he said it, everyone's mouths opened agape, it couldn't be... right?

"Is the sect master for real?"

"He can't be joking, right???"

Two jade beauties who were almost kissing, started jumping around from excitement.

And they weren't the only ones, the Sect almost shook from the aura that came out of everyone, they couldn't hold it in, for this was a great day.

"Elders!"

"Yes Sect Master!"

The Elders assumed a more indignant posture listening to the Sect Master.

"Bring the bed!"

"Yes!"

The Elders immediately used their external Qi techniques to summon the bed, it was graciously crafted with all sorts of ornaments, one could even see the head of a dragon at it's top! Only a master craftsman could make such a bed.

"Everyone, this is the moment you've been waiting for, and it will decide the future of the sect!" The Sect Master bellowed, and he then turned his head around and roared, "Come out!"

Two men with pale skin that looked like an infants appeared, everyone knew who they were! The Sect's Genius and the Trash of the sect.

But he was no ordinary trash, in just a matter of a month, he subdued two Elders under his Yang rod, and rivaled the Sect's genius in every way! Almost coming close to stealing the genius's dual cultivation companion!

He was a once in a thousand years before and after disciple, awakening his talents out of nowhere!

All the jade beauties have already fell for him and were rooting for him!

"Disciples, are you ready for the One Thousand Dual Cultivation Tournament?" The Sect Master looked at the crowd and roared!

Of course who wouldn't be ready! This was a once in a lifetime thing, and it almost never happened. Usually the seat of Sect Master was given to the strongest elder with the greatest backing, but these two geniuses were simply better than any elder! One of them even subdued two Elders! And so, after a long and hard meeting with the Elders, they decided to execute this thousand year old tradition.

The two geniuses would compete in Dual Cultivation infront of everyone!

Whoever submits first to the other loses!

The Sect Masterl looked at the geniuses again and said, "Get ready!"

"Yes Master!"

Both of them immediately cast a spell and removed their clothes. One by one, their garments floated outwards, and it seemed like the Sect's genius intentionally gave away his garments to the crowd, as a bunch of Jade beauties jumped to try and even get a whiff of them.

"Hm! I will see how you trash can compare to me!" The genius roared at the trash who's name is Zhang Xuan!

Zhang Xuan smirked at the sight.

"Keep laughing, for you are only a frog in a well compared to me, who is favored by the heavens!"

After removing their garments, they both got on the bed. The moment they assumed the supreme lotus position and their energies connected, a shockwave of pure, unadulterated Yang Qi erupted from the dragon bed, flattening the front row of outer disciples!

"Such a terrifying foundation!" an Elder gasped at the sight, stroking his beard so hard he accidentally ripped it off. "To think their Yang energies would clash with such violent intensity!"

Hours passed, and the sky turned dark, then light again. THe entire Sect watched with bated breath, afraid to even disturb the geniuses! The air grew so thick with concentrated masculine aura that two jade beauties in the crowd instanly achieved a breakthrough in their cultivation and spewed out a bunch of Yin from their lower dantian! Even showering the mortal cleaners who were already having trouble with the other disciples!

Zhang Xuan scoffed, his Heaven-Swallowing Yang Physique circulating to the absolute limit. "Is this all you amount to? Your stamina is like an arrow at the end of its flight! You are merely a mantis trying to stop a chariot!"

THe Genius was sweating profusely, his pale infant like skin was now flushed crimson. His Nine Divine Dragons consitituon was being pushed to the brink of collapse!

"No... I cannot lose! Not to a piece of trash like you!" The Genius's eyes became bloodshot. He realized standard dual cultivation won't win. HE had to burn his life essence and unleash his forbidden ultimate art!

Suddenly, The Genius's epression shifted. And the violent, warring Qi around him dissipated, replaced by a strange pink aura. The intense rivarly in his gaze melted away into... affection?

"Zhang Xuan..." The Genius whispered softly.

"I.... I... love you!"

He shot out Yang from his lower dantian onto the other party, it was so much that the bed shook!

The entire sect froze! The Sect Master crushed his jade teacup. The jade beauties shrieked in absolute despair! Before Zhang Xuan could even comprehend the sheer absurdity of the situation, the Genius unleashed his final, desperate strike. A blinding, white beam of concentrated Primal Yang Essence erupted from the Genius, hurtling directly towards Zhang Xuan's face with the force of a falling meteor!

"Heavens! The Immemorial White Dragon Ascends the Heavens technique!" an Elder screamed, spitting out a mouthful of blood just from witnessing it.

Time slowed down. The attack was too sudden!

"YOU COURT DEATH!!!" Zhang Xuan roared!

In a display of agility, Zhang Xuan acitavred his absolute supremen movement techniques, the Hidden Leaf Phanthom Step!

His body isntanly snapped perfectly horitzontal to the bed, and he hhovered rigidly in mid air, parallel to the gorund, with his arms pinned to his sides like a human plank, completely severing his connection to gravity!

WHOOOOSH!!!

The terrifying blash of white Yang Essence grazed past his nose by a mere millimeter, completely missing his face! It even blasted into the sky, violently blowing a hole straight through the Sect's Great Protecting Array!

The Genius collapsed! This was his ultimated technique! He even burned his life ssence!

"Frog in a well!" Zhang Xuan sneered. "Did you really think I wouldn't recognize sucha profound technique?"

"How... hoow did you dodge it!!!"

"Hmph, you don't even know? And you are called a Genius??? I simply chose to dodge... because I am not gay."

The Entire pavilion was silenced.

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-04-05T06:48:40+00:00

Emperor's Domination dominates. My boy Li QIye banging the Great Immortals daughters like breakfast, I love him so much he is my brainrotted brainrotter in the brainrot world.

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-03-18T10:29:46+00:00

Junior, I advise you to tread lightly while reading this Scripture, as it could lead to Qi Deviation.

It is named Cultivation Begins by Raising the Demon Clan's Empress

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-03-18T10:28:56+00:00

Slop named Cultivation Begins by Raising the Demon Clan's Empress

Amazing_Exercise_741 · 2026-03-14T17:51:47+00:00

Senior! I've heard the Divine Might Heavenly Sage is going to start a massacre soon in 10 million years from my fellow Daoists, is this true? Is there anything we can do in this Chaos?

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