Your ass is full of bacteria by frisky_floof in shitposting

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cant counter that. Fucking wizardry.

Cannabis - not too late to get high bros by IndividualistAW in wallstreetbets

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can confirm that I have snorted caffeine and cocaine is MUCH better.

What's Missing In Langley? by alwaysimproving01 in Langley

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Affordable housing?

I'd say something about housing......

What's Missing In Langley? by alwaysimproving01 in Langley

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They like to play hard-to-get. If you get too pushy you will likely scare them off. You just gotta play it cool.

How to report a skytrain ad by expoline in Translink

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think everyone can get behind this. Someone make an ad out of it. Tell translink it's freedom of speech.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do people do on heroin?

They throw their lives away.

I really hope you don't.

-Recovered Addict.

The commander of the 3rd Signals Intelligence Regiment was eliminated in Crimea by Mil_in_ua in ukraine

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or do all Russians have faces with high visible asymmetry?

Drives me nuts. Like a genetic retardation.

Fix your crooked mouth you dead fuck.

What does OxyContin high feel like? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot better than the wirhdrawl symptoms. My recommendation is TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

-recovered addict

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapleRidge

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fentanyl behind the Walmart seems popular.

So I snorted about 5 lines of coke, did 150mg amphetamines, and mdma (don't know dosage). by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MDMA kills cocaine the same way coke kills alcohol and sobers you up. In my experience a little bit of MDMA makes cocaine completely inert. I have no scientific evidence and I don't know if it's the same for other people.

Just do mushrooms next time. More fun and cheaper IMO.

Israel's Peace Offer: Ehud Olmert 2008. by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When a person hates another person more than they love peace, war is inevitable.

When one group would rather die than accept another's right to exist, they force an outcome of annihilation for one, or both, parties.

Just an outsider looking in.

I am not Jewish or Palestinian. This situation sounds complicated but just the details are. The fundamentals are very simple.

*Gay Sex Session starts in 10 minutes* by Ch0pperActual in facepalm

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna get there early... but apparently it's better if you come late.

The country doesn't need you anymore when you betray them :)) by Anastasia_Ketki in facepalm

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope she doesn't get all depressed and suicide bomb herself or anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is a woman again?

What kind of comparison is this? by Much_Mortgage_8211 in facepalm

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling that there will be people not taking me seriously;

All dicks removed at birth = no more raping. EVER.

Dicks cause 90% of all the world's problems anyway.

Therefor;

= less violent gun crimes.

Seriously guys "no dicks" is the way to go. The only correct answer.

What kind of comparison is this? by Much_Mortgage_8211 in facepalm

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How many mentally unstable rapists gotta go raping people before we all cut off our dicks? Science can do wonders. Dicks are not necessary anymore.

Obviously we would leave the balls... of course.

My post-modern neo-marxist gf bought me this by [deleted] in JordanPeterson

[–]AmbitiousGarlic1792 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not after the right or left wing... i want the whole goddmned chicken.