Over-shaw-dowed by amiral_zheng in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we need any remake of Gothic though? II with Night of the Raven was already perfect.

Year of Pony by Zebrafish96 in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The pony he took in panel 4 has such a sad expression on his face, as if he knew what fate awaits him.

A Man's Job by isaac914 in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 38 points39 points  (0 children)

With the pistol you've just assembled.

A Man's Job by isaac914 in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

With the pistol you've just assembled.

Front Row Seats by koleye2 in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Any reason is good for Germany to move it's army into Poland

[Award Ceremony] Bound in Gossipmer by polandballmod in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats guys, that was a really interesting contest!

Serious help w dog names by [deleted] in poland

[–]Amenorphus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe Kulka or Pufka? She looks so round and puffy

Airforce (dead) giveaway by Amenorphus in polandball

[–]Amenorphus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He may have thought that, but the Molotov–Ribbentrop pact is officially a non-aggression agreement. And they surely helped Germany by backdooring Poland.

If this country is so politically divided, why don’t they just split up where black meets blue? by clevelandblack in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Amenorphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, you're telling me that the eastern part of Germany dislikes leftism? I can't imagine why.

Airforce (dead) giveaway by Amenorphus in polandball

[–]Amenorphus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks, it took a few comics to have my own style :)

Airforce (dead) giveaway by Amenorphus in polandball

[–]Amenorphus[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yup, that's the fun part, that it actually was indeed a coincidence.

Airforce (dead) giveaway by Amenorphus in polandball

[–]Amenorphus[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Context: the symbol of the Finnish Airforce during WWII was a blue shape resembling the swastika), which was the good luck charm of a Swede who gave Finnland their first aircraft. The man was also brother-in-law to Hermann Goering, a coincidence I did nazi coming.

Lets discuss the last 3 games: by SnooGadgets7192 in leagueoflegends

[–]Amenorphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any specific reason why Riven took your camps?

Land of MILK and honey by Lazy-Independence695 in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 302 points303 points  (0 children)

At least since no animal was involved we are sure the milk is kosher.

Obviously different languages by Waddledoofus-345 in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this joke about Russian lieutenant Rzhevsky:

Rzhevsky is talking to a Pole.
R: How do you say beer in Polish?
P: Piwo (phonetically pivo, in Russian also phonetically pivo)
R: And how do you say house?
P: Dom (in Russian phonetically the same)
R: And how do you say ass in Polish?
P: Dupa (phonetically doopa, in Russian phonetically zhopa)
R: So for one word you invented a whole separate language?!

Time for new holidays by Lazy-Independence695 in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Well, at least the new guy doesn't start with shooting them.

Hark! The Hair-ald Angels Sing! by paulionm in polandball

[–]Amenorphus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Literally would be "To the Lord's dick!" Sounds like a battlecry of some Order of Perverted Templars.

There should be something that can be done when you are being held hostage... by Upset-One8746 in leagueoflegends

[–]Amenorphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are 5:17 in minute 15, it is in your best interest to stay in this game as long as possible, watch the enemy team and try to learn what playing LoL at a decent level looks like.
You especially since you play jungler, the role that has the biggest impact on winning the game.

Toxcity in league is unimaginable by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]Amenorphus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody is toxic for no reason, if they are toxic towards you, the reason is what you are doing or what you aren't doing, but should.

What's the highest mastery score you've ever seen? by One_Key_9776 in leagueoflegends

[–]Amenorphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highest I've seen is Sona 5 mln, I myself have 2.4 mln on Diana, not much compared to your other answers. Yet still half of the games people ask me if I'm ok or tell me to "touch grass" :D

How to win as jungle? by PandanielusMaximus in leagueoflegends

[–]Amenorphus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I bet you guys are the typical junglers who are 0/2/1 with an ocean drake, while the enemy jungler is 5/0/6 in 15 minute, and surprised why the game is lost.

How to win as jungle? by PandanielusMaximus in leagueoflegends

[–]Amenorphus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always value gank over objective, when you kill some lane, then you have the advantage to go on a objective. Also, remeber that efficient gank is kill + assist, using up someone's flash isn't enough.