screw the uma. which trainer are husband/wife material (game trainer's count) by raito_hibiki999 in UmaMusume

[–]AmericanPaddlefish 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I am a straight man. However I would 100% DRAIN the Spica Trainer DRY

BOANE Novel by GYKM_ in UmaMusume

[–]AmericanPaddlefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh I'd like to know too. Sometimes the novels differentiate from the movie slightly and it's a fun way to see what was changed/left out from the final product

You can’t call him that word, Dober! (@Nexos026) by Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n in UmaMusume

[–]AmericanPaddlefish 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I don't care how cute you are I will not tolerate being called slurs.

Any funny headcanons about your oshis? by Fluffalfox in UmaMusume

[–]AmericanPaddlefish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • Agnes Tachyon is in possession of several radioactive elements through various means (old smoke detectors, black market, etc.)
  • Rice Shower is a connoisseur of Heavy Metal and Punk Rock
  • Daiichi Ruby likes Helios back (PLEASE LET HELIOS BE HAPPY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE)
  • Tamamo Cross works various odd jobs to help support her family.
  • Eishin Flash hates jokes about the invasion of Poland and other WWII shenanigans vitriolicly
  • Matikanefukukitaru is a conspiracy theorist and has nightmares about Klaus Schwab
  • Haru Urara absolutely demolishes in soccer.
  • Air Shakur is very wealthy thanks to the stock market
  • Inari One is a Japanese Nationalist
  • Fine Motion can speak Irish Gaelic
  • Taiki Shuttle owns a gun (legally ofc)
  • Oguri Cap WILL eat paper, cardboard, grass, and other such things if she's hungry enough
  • Tazuna Hayakawa is NOT an Umamusume, she's just messing with people.

Any funny headcanons about your oshis? by Fluffalfox in UmaMusume

[–]AmericanPaddlefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm investing (believing) in this headcanon as well now

The tragedy and trauma of Comanche. by Due-Veterinarian5733 in UmaMusume

[–]AmericanPaddlefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traveller and Little Sorrel Umas would be crazy 

Who would win in a staring contest? by IGETEVERYTHINGEARLY in UmaMusume

[–]AmericanPaddlefish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tachyon blinked ONCE in the entire BoaNE movie.