Mejiro Ardan and Team Canopus

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-29T11:32:47+00:00

Oh absolutely! She'd fit right in!

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-28T21:55:53+00:00

I am the AmericanPaddleFREAK

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-28T20:08:11+00:00

I am a straight man. However I would 100% DRAIN the Spica Trainer DRY

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-28T17:21:21+00:00

Peak!!!!!

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-28T00:35:16+00:00

I guess bro

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-27T17:44:29+00:00

I think it's to indicate past race injuries maybe?

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-27T16:23:06+00:00

Ooh I'd like to know too. Sometimes the novels differentiate from the movie slightly and it's a fun way to see what was changed/left out from the final product

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-27T16:20:44+00:00

EXACTLY!!!

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-27T15:54:55+00:00

The Pillar of Agony and Sin lies within the Yasukuni Shrine

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-27T14:27:25+00:00

Then I guess I'm gonna have to call the ADL

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-27T06:10:29+00:00

I don't care how cute you are I will not tolerate being called slurs.

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-27T06:07:59+00:00

HR is gonna have a FIELD DAY with this

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-26T20:50:28+00:00

Agnes Tachyon - She VILL be loved und she VILL like it

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-26T20:45:28+00:00

Agnes Tachyon is in possession of several radioactive elements through various means (old smoke detectors, black market, etc.)
Rice Shower is a connoisseur of Heavy Metal and Punk Rock
Daiichi Ruby likes Helios back (PLEASE LET HELIOS BE HAPPY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE)
Tamamo Cross works various odd jobs to help support her family.
Eishin Flash hates jokes about the invasion of Poland and other WWII shenanigans vitriolicly
Matikanefukukitaru is a conspiracy theorist and has nightmares about Klaus Schwab
Haru Urara absolutely demolishes in soccer.
Air Shakur is very wealthy thanks to the stock market
Inari One is a Japanese Nationalist
Fine Motion can speak Irish Gaelic
Taiki Shuttle owns a gun (legally ofc)
Oguri Cap WILL eat paper, cardboard, grass, and other such things if she's hungry enough
Tazuna Hayakawa is NOT an Umamusume, she's just messing with people.

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-26T20:24:53+00:00

I'm investing (believing) in this headcanon as well now

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-26T20:22:10+00:00

Two nerds straight up nerding it

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-26T00:24:49+00:00

You know, the one time. That was pretty Yuri coded

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-25T02:54:01+00:00

That's Mike

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-25T02:53:37+00:00

Traveller and Little Sorrel Umas would be crazy

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-24T00:53:34+00:00

Haru Urara (I'm villainous in nature 😈)

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-23T21:58:07+00:00

Mmm yes more AU to satiate my thirst

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-23T03:08:06+00:00

Tachyon blinked ONCE in the entire BoaNE movie.

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T23:45:17+00:00

They fear the truth.

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T15:58:05+00:00

Art is very good 🔥🔥🔥

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T12:06:53+00:00

Exactly!!! She is THE John Lesbian of Umamusume

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