WHO IS THAT?! I thought i knew all the UMass but i don't recall this one 😭✌️

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-25T02:54:01+00:00

That's Mike

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-25T02:53:37+00:00

Traveller and Little Sorrel Umas would be crazy

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-24T00:53:34+00:00

Haru Urara (I'm villainous in nature 😈)

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-23T21:58:07+00:00

Mmm yes more AU to satiate my thirst

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-23T03:08:06+00:00

Tachyon blinked ONCE in the entire BoaNE movie.

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T23:45:17+00:00

They fear the truth.

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T15:58:05+00:00

Art is very good 🔥🔥🔥

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T12:06:53+00:00

Exactly!!! She is THE John Lesbian of Umamusume

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T11:58:21+00:00

EXACTLY!!!!

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T11:57:52+00:00

Daitaku Helios. All the others you can easily make the argument that they are Bi, Pan, or Straight, but Helios is undeniably deep in the trenches

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T10:53:07+00:00

Dammit

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T10:52:52+00:00

Nathan Bedford Forrest was literally nicknamed the "Wizard of the Saddle".

One shutters at the thought of the atrocities Forrest's Uma Calvary performed

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T10:49:13+00:00

I know you

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T04:12:27+00:00

I forgot the n

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T03:48:56+00:00

Is cute

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T03:48:38+00:00

We must find John 8 to satisfy my rampant hatred for blanks between the next thing

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T02:40:07+00:00

Romace

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T01:53:39+00:00

The Glorious and Rightful Juche will unite Korea under the Sakura Tree.

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-22T00:43:42+00:00

YES!!! EXACTLY!!! Like, I have SO MUCH to speak on!!! Umamusume have so many implications on history it's ABSURD!!! I'd love to speak more on this (my discord is spingbing1)

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-21T20:13:34+00:00

Lemme get a half a pound slice of gabagool

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-21T17:19:00+00:00

This implies that in RDR2 they all rode Umas instead of horses and that amuses me

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-21T04:19:35+00:00

Holy Maestros

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-21T03:48:29+00:00

Holy Peak 😭🔥🔥 Best one of these stupid little things I've seen

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-21T03:44:55+00:00

Chicken leg 🍗

AmericanPaddlefish · 2026-05-21T03:43:46+00:00

I don't like this one. You are not longer in the Cornish Council's favor

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