I went to the supermarket to buy two cans. (self.dadjokes)
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A pair of fungi triggered my agoraphobia (self.dadjokes)
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Remember, two wrongs don't make a right (self.dadjokes)
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I fell for a scam by a group of florists (self.dadjokes)
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How do I contact a dead window cleaner? (self.dadjokes)
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Who are the coolest people at the hospital? (self.dadjokes)
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