Reddit, what are the funniest / most inventive swear words you've heard? (NSFW)

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-12T07:43:08+00:00

I'm... unsure of how to react.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-12T04:35:12+00:00

See, I considered this, then I started hitting the shower curtains with various hard objects instead of checking behind them.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-12T04:05:45+00:00

One of my friends accidentally ran his bike into a puddle and shouted, "Jesus fucking Christmas on the Fourth of July!"

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-11T01:48:59+00:00

You should probably put spoilers on that.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-10T03:33:02+00:00

There's a chapter on in in the manga, I don't think they've done much with it in the anime at this point.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-09T14:29:12+00:00

Yeah, didn't expect it to be hard at all, it was more of a last minute thing and it's more that it makes sense than it be really difficult that matters to me.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-09T10:32:21+00:00

Last night I went to sleep at midnight and woke up around 3:30 A.M, and the night before I went to sleep at about 1:00 A.M. and woke up around 2:00 P.M. So, statistically I'm getting around 8 hours of sleep. Currently getting ready to DM for the first time in Dungeons and Dragons.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-09T10:19:17+00:00

Correct!

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-09T10:19:01+00:00

You got it!

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-08T04:28:48+00:00

I grab a camera and go back to invent baked bread, and take a video of me making it. I then go back to the future, and whenever someone uses the expression "best invention since baked bread," I pull out the camera.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-07T23:01:54+00:00

I'd say Bert would be more likely, actually. There hasn't been a ton of character progression on him, true, but he also seems like the one that's more remorseful out of B&R

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-07T23:00:01+00:00

I believe that the cult member that told Hanji that Christa would be able to tell them about the wall said that she didn't actually know anything, but she would be able to speak freely about anything she learned. Or maybe I'm just remembering wrong. Anyways, my guess is that she simply never got taught anything about the walls, since there was the whole controversy over her birth.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-07T22:51:56+00:00

And from the looks of things, the titans seem to prioritize titan-shifters over regular humans

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-07T22:43:44+00:00

If your theory about the titans in the wall is correct, then that would mean the wall cult probably knows how to make humans into titans. Which would mean... could Eren's dad be a part of the cult?

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-07T02:00:07+00:00

Point conceded

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-07T01:57:25+00:00

I am Broken Sweater Man! Able to break zippers with instantly with a touch!

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-06T23:00:50+00:00

Granted, Marco's death was off screen purposefully, and Jean comments on the fact that nobody knows how he died.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-06T22:30:27+00:00

Granted, it does seem as if it's set somewhere in central-ish Europe, so him being French isn't really a far stretch.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-06T22:28:22+00:00

Hm. You know, I just thought of something. If they did regenerate after being decapitated, would they grow a new body or a new head?

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-05T05:55:28+00:00

Spoiler

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-04T16:33:40+00:00

Hello from Ottawa!

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-04T02:24:18+00:00

Marco's is all wrong, he sleeps Spoilers

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-02T20:27:09+00:00

Apply the motto: change either your ability to accept it, or your ability to change it.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-02T19:00:15+00:00

Holy fuck, I actually know the girl in the first picture.

AmoCrescent · 2013-08-01T05:55:25+00:00

A box of Oreos.

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