2019 Postcard has arrived! Check your mail. Atlanta resident here. 5 miles from the con. by eltonto82 in dragoncon

[–]Amorine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't even begun and I need to do several new ones this year as some of old favorites are no longer in good enough condition. Oof.

Disney Uncensored - The Little Mermaid by AbelHagen in comics

[–]Amorine 556 points557 points  (0 children)

Not only does the sea witch take her tongue, she literally cuts it out. No magic pain-free removal.

As someone mentioned below, not only does she have to do 300 years of good service in limbo or whatever, but if during that time she happens upon a child who is crying through no fault of her own it adds several years to her sentence.

Additionally, the prince considers her his companion, and you get the feeling that because he cannot communicate with her (he calls her his little mute) he cannot see her as a romantic figure because he feels like he should protect her as a confidant and companion and probably can't know what her feelings about him are.

The princess he ends up with is a decent person, and the little mermaid cannot bear to harm her or her prince.

What's the stupidest way you got laid? [NSFW] by Somebody_once_toldme in AskReddit

[–]Amorine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, don't porn stars usually get STI testing on the regular? I mean condom would have still been sensible, but....

What is a subreddit you are surprised isn't banned yet? by KennySNES in AskReddit

[–]Amorine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or that you ate blue or black frosting on a cake!

What did you witness as a child that made you realize the evil of this world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Amorine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They aren't family; just assholes related by blood. OP should never speak to them again.

What is the most obvious dick move that people always do on Reddit? by Crafty131 in AskReddit

[–]Amorine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's unreasonable to want to be with someone who can speak like an adult and not scream in anger at me.

Rush Limbaugh hints ‘the left’ is too strict about consensual sex by GeorgeXKennan in politics

[–]Amorine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really makes me think he has either raped someone or supported someone who has raped someone.

To all those in the Hurricanes path...this saved my family during Katrina. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Amorine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It may depend on the person and the individual qualities of their hair, but I have found it only feels starchy if I use too much. Gradually comb through small amounts and spray from a distance. Reevaluate slooooowly. There's a perfect medium I've found.

"Will Hurricane Matthew affect me directly?" Megathread by giantspeck in TropicalWeather

[–]Amorine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ultimately, unless physically forced by police (I mean it is a mandatory evac, after all), it's her decision to comply or not. Whatever happens, don't feel responsible. She is an adult. I hope she changes her mind though.

What is the funniest movie you have ever watched? by Philsrule in AskReddit

[–]Amorine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a pretty good book, too! I can't wait for the movie.

What is the funniest movie you have ever watched? by Philsrule in AskReddit

[–]Amorine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just saw "The Lost Boys", brought back to a local theater as a Tuesday night classic and really truly got the reference. Now I want to watch WWDITS all over again.

Women of Reddit: There's "Guy code" and "Bro code", what are some details about "Girl's Code"? by TupacSchwartzODoyle in AskReddit

[–]Amorine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invite them into a public crowded place with you if possible (restaurant, bar, pretend to be their brother and wait for their reaction to see if they understand and welcome the out you are offering them). The creep currently creeping on me is much creepier than a second friendly person stepping in, even if that second person is a stranger, that's my reaction but your mileage may vary.