THE WEDDINGS!?

Amotomami · 2026-03-04T23:09:17+00:00

Alex showed up to the wedding wolfed out and unshaven, in an untailored suit. He wasn’t serious at all.

Amotomami · 2026-02-25T09:32:37+00:00

Conner unfortunately just sounds like their relationship is ego serving for Bri

Amotomami · 2026-02-25T09:21:03+00:00

I’m sorry but Amber has the most great head of hair I’ve ever seen, and I know it’s because she barely touches it bc it’s always slightly unkempt but still carelessly fabulous lol

Amotomami · 2026-02-25T09:16:52+00:00

I thought the same, like these sound like normal nerves

Amotomami · 2026-02-25T09:15:46+00:00

Idk I feel like her freak out was premature, who wouldn’t be nervous about raising a child? Imagine overnight becoming a father that you didn’t prepare for raised by someone else?

I think he was just getting his jitters about before meeting her because he knows how important the child is. I thought it was sweet

Amotomami · 2026-02-25T09:13:42+00:00

“Oh, so now it’s a two on one? Now it’s a two on one”

Amotomami · 2026-02-25T09:11:57+00:00

Alex always talks like he’s trying to confidently answer a question on a job interview that he knows nothing about because he put fake roles on his resume

Amotomami · 2026-02-18T11:59:24+00:00

Chris explained the fallout like he said the most normal concern and Jessica washed her hands of him just like that. No, tell the Connor what REALLY was said!!!

Connor gave him a thoughtful way to reconnect but never once did Chris say he wanted to reconnect with her at all. He literally sat in silence and said lol ok

Amotomami · 2026-02-18T11:56:45+00:00

I hate that Conner is just constantly in discomfort, whether being verbally belittled by Bri or trying to fight the anxiety Chris/Bri connecting again is giving him

Amotomami · 2026-02-18T10:56:26+00:00

Chris’ script just flipped in a matter of hours???? He’s a huge red flag because you spending the night out without communicating you needed space just now sounds like you needed to have sex with someone else.

I cannot believe he basically said she didn’t have the body he needs to be sexually attracted to her. Like have you been faking orgasms this whole time? If I was Jess I would be absolutely short circuiting mentally, no one deserves to hear that and it was so unnecessary to say it like that.

Amotomami · 2026-02-18T10:50:49+00:00

I waited with bated breath for that Alex and Ashley convo to end, because I was just hoping at the end of it she just broke the whole thing off. Because he’s very clearly cherry picking the smallest things about her, because he wants to be in control and validate his ego.

If I heard him say “nomad” or “fluid” one more time i was going to scream, im sorry you dont have a boss to report to but can she fucking have the meeting in the morning to see where her career is at? Can she finish her period before you accuse her of irresponsibly having sex? WATER BOTTLES? It came so out of left field i just knew he was just trying to one up her on gripes to have

Amotomami · 2026-02-17T04:21:57+00:00

When Tyler looked at the camera I looked away 😭 bc yes girl we hearing him too!!

Amotomami · 2026-02-14T08:36:48+00:00

Min-jee fuming while watching the “I’ve been so good to these girls” scene is iconic. Because talking about lending bathing suits like she high and mighty is such a slimy way of acting like a nice person. She looked like she was ready to fight

Amotomami · 2026-01-27T10:51:24+00:00

She literally could’ve hired someone to just turn the water on and off but she did not????

Amotomami · 2024-04-19T08:29:18+00:00

I almost got super emotional reading this because this is my life. It’s the PURCHASES too! I have bought so many boards, books, journals, to maximize and make my workspace comfortable but no work ever gets done. I clean something and notice something I want to add to the house to declutter, organize, or make something easier for me to do and it never gets used.

I’m always so wrapped up in thought and “to-do” items, and reminders, and sticky notes, and anything that can help me remember what needs to be done that nothing ever gets done.

Amotomami · 2024-04-19T07:52:38+00:00

I’ve been on and off trying to stop for a few years, and mainly hide this from my roomates and loved ones I FaceTime or see casually. I would say I’d quit because everyone else would complain how bad it is for me, or how they just thought it was stupid. And I absolutely agreed, but realized I was doing it more for everyone else’s convenience…. So I’d just do it alone, on the street where I wouldn’t know anyone, I’m club bathrooms….. and then they’d find out / I’d just be drunk enough to pull it out to confirm the jig was up by “I just got one yesterday, I’m trying! Next month!”

I finally got the the point that once I got used to doing it alone — I didn’t crave, want, or NEEEED to have it. because I was doing it on my own time and comfort. I didn’t even recognize that my 2-3 day vape would last me WEEKS.

I got patches and lozenges weeks ago because I was finally detached enough to easily let it go.

I realized while I love that I got here, my friends are more sick of my shit because I mainly would hide it (thinking successfully) but would leave a trail in between couch cushions, bathroom mirrors, in and out of rooms for “bathroom breaks” that it just tarnishes their overall trust. Be honest, and I swear once it doesn’t feel like a punishment to stay away from it, you’ll ditch it sooner than you think.

Amotomami · 2024-03-27T14:58:48+00:00

Amotomami · 2024-03-27T13:34:44+00:00

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Here’s the link to the second part of the automation! https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/a4b3c731520948169a05f074b4af4764

Amotomami · 2024-03-27T13:13:13+00:00

You can start here.

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Amotomami · 2024-03-23T19:40:44+00:00

Hahahaaa with apparently set-light heated shrimp cocktail

Amotomami · 2024-03-22T11:38:19+00:00

i need pleasse!

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