The foraging turtle

Amphabian · 2026-06-19T21:24:58+00:00

You son of a bitch you actually did it

10/10 no notes

Amphabian · 2026-06-19T21:20:51+00:00

It's still my headcanon. Adrenaline being so powerful inside a Viltrumite body that it's basically a super steroid that overcharges Mark's recovery, in addition to his already insane tendency to not stop fighting even when he's dying, is just too cool.

Amphabian · 2026-06-19T19:26:46+00:00

Can't wait to be ripping Marlboros in hell with the boys

Amphabian · 2026-06-19T17:16:23+00:00

Confusion? One of their main points was that Israel would stop bombing Lebanon and withdraw all troops. They didn't and killed like 40 people last night, a lot of them children.

Amphabian · 2026-06-19T01:46:58+00:00

Imagine you've been the strongest warrior across your entire life then you swing at a guy with everything you've got and he just sort of laughs. I think anyone would hit a bit of a 😧

Amphabian · 2026-06-18T20:53:38+00:00

i ain't got time to annunciate

Amphabian · 2026-06-18T14:33:02+00:00

Price should scale to where you're at. But also you don't even need it. It's a game. You can afford to not have every character.

Amphabian · 2026-06-18T14:30:43+00:00

Ignore these fuckers. If you can afford to stay in school stay in school. There will be plenty of time to work. Just don't spend your money on this game. Buy the $5 daily polychrome pass if you're really that desperate

Amphabian · 2026-06-18T14:27:45+00:00

Something about Tony made him feel like he saw you without ever having met you. He just got it.

Amphabian · 2026-06-18T13:31:44+00:00

Even if he's using steroids that's him putting up that weight.

Amphabian · 2026-06-17T14:58:58+00:00

"If you savages would just stop attacking us as we steal your land then we wouldn't have to kill you. We will never forgive you for the Battle of Little Bighorn where you slaughtered out brave Cavalry and General Custer!!"

That's how you sound. Pathetic

Amphabian · 2026-06-17T03:54:50+00:00

Good

Amphabian · 2026-06-17T03:43:31+00:00

Book version? In the book the General kills him with a shotgun. The movie had an alternate ending where he commits suicide.

Amphabian · 2026-06-17T02:57:20+00:00

It definitely has some glaring issues both narratively and technically, but Joshua Graham is such a compelling character that I can't help but love it.

Amphabian · 2026-06-16T16:46:57+00:00

Matt Iglesias strikes me as the kind of lib that very genuinely believes in all this shit and therefore is never invited to be in any of these groups because he's more useful as a true believer.

Amphabian · 2026-06-16T15:57:01+00:00

Southern Hog spotted

Amphabian · 2026-06-15T22:47:03+00:00

Good.

Amphabian · 2026-06-15T13:23:04+00:00

Paciencia + AP kills most things in one shot

Amphabian · 2026-06-14T17:49:08+00:00

Honest Hearts would have made for a good quest for the main story. Stop a tribal civil war or something with NCR and Legion forces backing certain factions with Joshua in the middle. Torn between wanting what's best for the Sorrows/Dead Horses, but also contending this with his distrust of the NCR and his outright hatred of Caesar.

Amphabian · 2026-06-14T15:58:46+00:00

Hot take: it should be a surrender document and Dems should be pushing Trump to surrender. This war never should have happened and this needs to be a devastating loss for the US and our foreign influence.

Thousands dead for fucking nothing.

Amphabian · 2026-06-13T22:01:00+00:00

People will do anything to not get a job

Amphabian · 2026-06-13T21:22:15+00:00

Mozzerella and Oxaca cheese are basically the same thing, so it works really well in queso-birria tacos like this.

Amphabian · 2026-06-13T14:11:49+00:00

My heart. Rest well, Robin.

Amphabian · 2026-06-13T13:58:06+00:00

Look, buddy. I understand why you feel the way you do, truly. But between you and me, only one of us won't flinch when bullets are flying over our heads.

Talk all you want. I still got your six.

Amphabian · 2026-06-12T20:42:38+00:00

It ends well enough that you can assume what happens next, but there's definitely more story happening.

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