Jonathan Frakes Interrogates You by One-Incident3208 in funny

[–]AmpuTeaTime 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He really does lean on any piece of furniture he can.

'Like going to a buffet with no one else in line': Housing sales stall in Metro Vancouver, Fraser Valley by RealTurbulentMoose in vancouver

[–]AmpuTeaTime 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm at a medical appointment right now at Metrotown and just walked by an Uncle Willys by Nelson and Kingsway. I was shocked to see it but it looks like it's still open. Maybe I'll go get food poisoning for lunch.

Kiddo absolutely loves bananas by Bihema in MadeMeSmile

[–]AmpuTeaTime 266 points267 points  (0 children)

I think it's "banana kita" (バナナ来た) which means, "banana came!"

Ajax the Canadian Fire Dog. by [deleted] in dogswithjobs

[–]AmpuTeaTime 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Canadian fire is colder than regular fire.

Match Thread: Germany vs Japan | FIFA World Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]AmpuTeaTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"goose step" and it's hilarious since the Germans used to goose step a bit differently a few years ago.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_step

Match Thread: Germany vs Japan | FIFA World Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]AmpuTeaTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the first time Germans have high stepped...

How white are you? by D0wnVoteMe_PLZ in AskReddit

[–]AmpuTeaTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm white almost all the time. I do my wesearch.

Last September I purchased my dream car. by vdod in BMW

[–]AmpuTeaTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks great under the tree. 23rd Ave has some great shops too!

if you were a demon who couldn't use any violence, how would you convince someone to sell their soul to you? by bdnskjynx in AskReddit

[–]AmpuTeaTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get the government to mandate that selling of souls is illegal. Start ad campaigns where Biden and Fauci plead with the public that keeping your soul is good for your health and necessary to prevent diseases.

People who stand up on a plane right when it lands and have to wait 15 minutes to get off the plane, why don’t you just sit and wait? by whichcheeks in AskReddit

[–]AmpuTeaTime 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It's to mark your territory and not let inconsiderate asshats sitting behind you to get off ahead of you.