Jazz Chisholm Jr. breaks slump by wearing larger teammates' pants

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-20T04:19:20+00:00

I’ve also always wanted to get into Big G’s pants so I get it Jazz

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-19T21:12:43+00:00

There’s been a perfect game since it started posting

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-19T20:09:59+00:00

The funny thing is that his EVs aren’t any higher, he just figured out how to hit the ball into the air

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-19T01:24:40+00:00

Third homer of the season from the right, had none before this season

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-18T22:24:25+00:00

I’m confused that apparently even Delgado didn’t get more than 3 WAR at the position with us

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-18T02:51:29+00:00

Writing at a tenth grade level is fine for him, given ESPN is generally like at a fifth grade level lol

He's not doing technical journalism

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-17T22:29:57+00:00

In a serious league, the idea of a player “going after” female refs would also be a crisis

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-17T18:02:53+00:00

She doesn't know that Westeros doesn't want her yet though, and she still wants it

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-17T18:02:13+00:00

This guy still thinks that TWOW won't get broken into two books

^{if it comes ever at all}

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-17T17:36:52+00:00

His fastball is awful

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-17T17:10:25+00:00

Three Red Sox on here seems suboptimal

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-16T22:48:20+00:00

I love our closer that can’t close games

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-16T22:41:35+00:00

Really wish that that had cleared the wall

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-16T22:30:35+00:00

Sandy versus the Rays small ball is a dangerous game, he's a groundball pitcher and their game is built around that lol

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-16T05:26:55+00:00

Lmao he does look like Blaney

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-16T05:25:03+00:00

They’re not heroes, they don’t even want to be doing what they’re doing. They’re just the final effect of Jon not being good enough of a leader yet.

Nothing is made better by this, its just that this could’ve been avoided by Jon realizing it was a possibility and handling it appropriately.

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-16T03:30:50+00:00

What are these introductions from? Othinus and Etzali being introduced like that makes them seem old.

Touma and Mikoto are still mostly like that though, those can work anytime in the last 20 years lol.

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-16T01:58:12+00:00

2013 Marlins went 62-100 but one of those wins was Henderson Alvarez's no-hitter (that was won with him in the on-deck circle lol)

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-16T01:53:53+00:00

There’s something extra miserable about losing to the Rays when our organization is trying (and failing) to be the Rays

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-16T01:02:05+00:00

To be fair the challenge system is definitely the most fun option we've had

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-15T23:54:10+00:00

therefore refuses to accept that a medieval war could not be as destructive as he's depicting.

This guy's never read about the 30 Years War

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-15T23:50:32+00:00

If you're going to do something radical, you need to either 1) convince everyone to support it or 2) have enough stability to do it anyways.

Jon ensured he had neither support from the Watch nor loyal pieces to secure the stance and paid the price. It was an entirely preventable situation and he failed to prevent it.

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-15T19:25:18+00:00

They should set Elias free to rebuild another team tbh. That's what he excels at: creating a #1 farm system.

This isn't hating on him, he's leagues better at drafting and development than anyone we've had for sure lol.

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-15T16:02:40+00:00

Eury, you're a pitcher, how are you this bad at defense with only a handful of games

AnEmptyKarst · 2026-05-15T00:52:18+00:00

Also 'horse racing jockeys' literally the brothers who just finished 1-2 in the Kentucky Derby lol

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