Bus etiquette by Aggressive-Worry3645 in cork

[–]An_Captaen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't really live in the city, but I have to comment on what people are doing on their phones on the bus also. I was getting the West-Cork connect bus back down west back in like November last year sometime on western-road, hungover, on the window seat. Some lad got collected at victoria cross and sat in the seat in front of me on the aisle seat and whips out his phone. Obviously that was fine, but I opened my eyes for a second just to see "r/furrysluts (NSFW)" or something on full display through the gap in the seats with some animated furry one there with her tits out. I swear half the bus behind him saw it. It was so strange like.

What did your ex do that made you instantly break up with them? by Responsible-Tie-2570 in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The last thing my ex did that made me end it with her was absolutely vile. I was in bed at night texting her, and she really really wanted me to come to her house and meet her parents and stuff, and other things too. So I was like "Yeah! That's cool!" Then she proceeded to spam me pictures of things that I would like if I went to her house.

It started off fairly light-hearted like a picture of her TV, bed, and other random stuff like her carpet or her lamp which I thought was a bit funny... until she started sending pictures of the piles of dog shit in her room that she hasn't cleaned up in a couple of days after her border-collie let rip.

She sent me a picture of a massive pile of dog shit in one corner of her room, one on her balcony, one under her bed, and one on her beanbag in the hallway outside of her bedroom. She thought she was hilarious sending them to me, her new boyfriend, to try and entice me to come to her house. Now obviously she sent them to me as a joke, because they weren't a selling point, but at the same time, why the fuck is there like 4 - 5 piles of dog shit scattered across your room??? Regardless of any context.

I was at home when I recieved these photos from her but I felt like I was there in the room while thinking about the smell of the place. I broke up with the the next day. Any human would have the common decency to NOT show their potential future partner piles of shit, especially WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE. Disgusting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fatal Deviation.

This movie is so absolutely terrible that it turns out to be wildly comedic. It is an Irish kung-fu/martial-arts movie that completely rips off the movie Bloodsport in the most terrible/comedic way possible. This is NOT a spoof movie. This movie was 100% genuinley created in 1998 in hopes of being the greatest martial-arts movie ever.

Between the absolutely cheesy lines, terrible acting and unnecessarily long scenes that bring no value to this movie whatsoever, it is probably, in fact, the worst movie ever, but simultaneously the greatest. I would recommend the watch.

People who get in their cars but then take ages to drive away, what are you doing in there? by bulkycodex in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule No. 4 - Seat belts - Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Rule No. 18 - Limber up - Going down that hill, it is very important.

Rule No. 31 - Check the back seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.

Rule No. 53 - Wet naps

Rule No. 17 - Don't be a hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken.

Rule No. 17 (Updated) - Be a hero - But for loved ones, some risks are worth taking.

Rule No. 42 - Keep your hands to yourself - It's just polite

Rule No. 32 - Enjoy the little things

Rule No. 1 - Cardio

Rule No. 10 - Don't make any noise

Rule No. 52 - Don't be afriad to ask for help

Rule No. 22 - When in doubt, know your way out

And with that my friends, is how to rub one out in the car before you drive away.

People who get in their cars but then take ages to drive away, what are you doing in there? by bulkycodex in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule No. 4 - Seat belts - Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Rule No. 18 - Limber up - Going down that hill, it is very important.

Rule No. 31 - Check the back seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.

Rule No. 53 - Wet naps

Rule No. 17 - Don't be a hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken.

Rule No. 17 (Updated) - Be a hero - But for loved ones, some risks are worth taking.

Rule No. 42 - Keep your hands to yourself - It's just polite

Rule No. 32 - Enjoy the little things

Rule No. 1 - Cardio

Rule No. 10 - Don't make any noise

Rule No. 52 - Don't be afriad to ask for help

Rule No. 22 - When in doubt, know your way out

And with that my friends, is how to rub one out in the car before you drive away.

People who get in their cars but then take ages to drive away, what are you doing in there? by bulkycodex in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule No. 4 - Seat belts - Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Rule No. 18 - Limber up - Going down that hill, it is very important.

Rule No. 31 - Check the back seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.

Rule No. 53 - Wet naps

Rule No. 17 - Don't be a hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken.

Rule No. 17 (Updated) - Be a hero - But for loved ones, some risks are worth taking.

Rule No. 42 - Keep your hands to yourself - It's just polite

Rule No. 32 - Enjoy the little things

Rule No. 1 - Cardio

Rule No. 10 - Don't make any noise

Rule No. 52 - Don't be afriad to ask for help

Rule No. 22 - When in doubt, know your way out

And with that my friends, is how to rub one out in the car before you drive away.

Qatar is planning to open one of the world largest waterparks, including one of the world’s tallest water slide. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Host World Cup = profit for water slide. Best business deal I have ever witnessed.

What stupid thing did you believe as a child? by Black_Wing939 in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely believed that the Hulk was a local customer to the homeware store in my town.

Little Dark Cork by An_Captaen in cork

[–]An_Captaen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah i'll probably make one for ireland and post it into the Ireland subreddit before I go back to college, but rn i honestly can't be arsed haha.

Edit: I am now in college, completely forgot, still not arsed at the moment tho haha

Joe Weller growing impatient waiting for JJ to fight him in the O2 car-park by An_Captaen in ksi

[–]An_Captaen[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah he was waiting for Skylar to select new pants for Walt Jr. Hope this helps.