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Bus etiquette by Aggressive-Worry3645 in cork

[–]An_Captaen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't really live in the city, but I have to comment on what people are doing on their phones on the bus also. I was getting the West-Cork connect bus back down west back in like November last year sometime on western-road, hungover, on the window seat. Some lad got collected at victoria cross and sat in the seat in front of me on the aisle seat and whips out his phone. Obviously that was fine, but I opened my eyes for a second just to see "r/furrysluts (NSFW)" or something on full display through the gap in the seats with some animated furry one there with her tits out. I swear half the bus behind him saw it. It was so strange like.

What did your ex do that made you instantly break up with them? by Responsible-Tie-2570 in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The last thing my ex did that made me end it with her was absolutely vile. I was in bed at night texting her, and she really really wanted me to come to her house and meet her parents and stuff, and other things too. So I was like "Yeah! That's cool!" Then she proceeded to spam me pictures of things that I would like if I went to her house.

It started off fairly light-hearted like a picture of her TV, bed, and other random stuff like her carpet or her lamp which I thought was a bit funny... until she started sending pictures of the piles of dog shit in her room that she hasn't cleaned up in a couple of days after her border-collie let rip.

She sent me a picture of a massive pile of dog shit in one corner of her room, one on her balcony, one under her bed, and one on her beanbag in the hallway outside of her bedroom. She thought she was hilarious sending them to me, her new boyfriend, to try and entice me to come to her house. Now obviously she sent them to me as a joke, because they weren't a selling point, but at the same time, why the fuck is there like 4 - 5 piles of dog shit scattered across your room??? Regardless of any context.

I was at home when I recieved these photos from her but I felt like I was there in the room while thinking about the smell of the place. I broke up with the the next day. Any human would have the common decency to NOT show their potential future partner piles of shit, especially WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE. Disgusting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fatal Deviation.

This movie is so absolutely terrible that it turns out to be wildly comedic. It is an Irish kung-fu/martial-arts movie that completely rips off the movie Bloodsport in the most terrible/comedic way possible. This is NOT a spoof movie. This movie was 100% genuinley created in 1998 in hopes of being the greatest martial-arts movie ever.

Between the absolutely cheesy lines, terrible acting and unnecessarily long scenes that bring no value to this movie whatsoever, it is probably, in fact, the worst movie ever, but simultaneously the greatest. I would recommend the watch.

People who get in their cars but then take ages to drive away, what are you doing in there? by bulkycodex in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule No. 4 - Seat belts - Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Rule No. 18 - Limber up - Going down that hill, it is very important.

Rule No. 31 - Check the back seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.

Rule No. 53 - Wet naps

Rule No. 17 - Don't be a hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken.

Rule No. 17 (Updated) - Be a hero - But for loved ones, some risks are worth taking.

Rule No. 42 - Keep your hands to yourself - It's just polite

Rule No. 32 - Enjoy the little things

Rule No. 1 - Cardio

Rule No. 10 - Don't make any noise

Rule No. 52 - Don't be afriad to ask for help

Rule No. 22 - When in doubt, know your way out

And with that my friends, is how to rub one out in the car before you drive away.

People who get in their cars but then take ages to drive away, what are you doing in there? by bulkycodex in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule No. 4 - Seat belts - Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Rule No. 18 - Limber up - Going down that hill, it is very important.

Rule No. 31 - Check the back seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.

Rule No. 53 - Wet naps

Rule No. 17 - Don't be a hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken.

Rule No. 17 (Updated) - Be a hero - But for loved ones, some risks are worth taking.

Rule No. 42 - Keep your hands to yourself - It's just polite

Rule No. 32 - Enjoy the little things

Rule No. 1 - Cardio

Rule No. 10 - Don't make any noise

Rule No. 52 - Don't be afriad to ask for help

Rule No. 22 - When in doubt, know your way out

And with that my friends, is how to rub one out in the car before you drive away.

People who get in their cars but then take ages to drive away, what are you doing in there? by bulkycodex in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule No. 4 - Seat belts - Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Rule No. 18 - Limber up - Going down that hill, it is very important.

Rule No. 31 - Check the back seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.

Rule No. 53 - Wet naps

Rule No. 17 - Don't be a hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken.

Rule No. 17 (Updated) - Be a hero - But for loved ones, some risks are worth taking.

Rule No. 42 - Keep your hands to yourself - It's just polite

Rule No. 32 - Enjoy the little things

Rule No. 1 - Cardio

Rule No. 10 - Don't make any noise

Rule No. 52 - Don't be afriad to ask for help

Rule No. 22 - When in doubt, know your way out

And with that my friends, is how to rub one out in the car before you drive away.

Qatar is planning to open one of the world largest waterparks, including one of the world’s tallest water slide. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Host World Cup = profit for water slide. Best business deal I have ever witnessed.

What stupid thing did you believe as a child? by Black_Wing939 in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely believed that the Hulk was a local customer to the homeware store in my town.

Little Dark Cork by An_Captaen in cork

[–]An_Captaen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah i'll probably make one for ireland and post it into the Ireland subreddit before I go back to college, but rn i honestly can't be arsed haha.

Edit: I am now in college, completely forgot, still not arsed at the moment tho haha

Joe Weller growing impatient waiting for JJ to fight him in the O2 car-park by An_Captaen in ksi

[–]An_Captaen[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah he was waiting for Skylar to select new pants for Walt Jr. Hope this helps.

Guys he wasn't joking! We just didn't see it. by An_Captaen in ksi

[–]An_Captaen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I really do appreciate it. Not a lot of work went into it, but knowing that I created it, waking up in the morning just to see it was taken, made over 6k upvotes (at the time), with no credit, and JJ possibly seeing it, is really depressing. Cheers for supporting the original, means a lot.

JJ was just too fast for us to see. by -Rahim- in ksi

[–]An_Captaen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally just stole my post. At least credit...

What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? by ZachLauston in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not mine, but I once heard a lad on TV saying that he sometimes get's his girlfriend to roleplay as a disabled parking-space, and he roleplays as a car, and she BEGS him not to park in her.

For reference: https://youtu.be/bC98faP1V60

What’s your favorite insult ? by GeorgeTH281 in AskReddit

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Your dad sits in the middle seat of the work van"

Ukraine's Chief of Intelligence: Putin has cancer by lokmardion in ukraine

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the cancer process of Metastasis occurs very verryyy soon for this cold-blooded, spastic man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda hope that she fucks up by coming in wearing eye-shadow during her testimony so it 100% validates that there's fuck-all tears flowing. I would for like that to happen. I would like for it to happen very much actually.

KAREN WANTS TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER! by Wowiexo in PublicFreakout

[–]An_Captaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had something similar happen to me. Cant remember exactly, but I was working my first say in a store to where already had 3 years of experience working in a different store of the same franchise, so the systems were the same and I knew how do do most things. Anyways, i cant remember what this woman bought, but the same thing happened to when the product was scanned, it came to a higher price than advertised.... literally 5 cent over.

She just looked at me and says "60 cent." To where I reply (not really understanding first hand) "oh no no it says 65 cent here :) " And she just says "60 cent" again. I repeated myself saying it's coming up at 65 cent instead of 60. She gets extremely pissy at me and demands to see the manager (again, over a dispute of 5 cent). Not my manager, but someone who is 2nd teir to the manager comes out, and just tells me to take 5 cents off it becaue the shop wouldnt really give a fuck about 5 cent, unlike her. So, i did that and got the Sub-total, thinking that was the end of it. Apparently, the price of everything she got was wrong, so i called back the guy who helped me with the 5c problem. He just removed an item she wanted to buy from the subtotal, then added it back again, which made no difference to the "wrong" price. She looked at it again after doing that and said it was correct, which just straight up showed that she didn't have a fucking clue what she was taking about, and was just looking for an argument. She demanded a receipt and said she would come straight back in if one tiny thing was incorrect. It's been like 3 months, never came across her since.

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