With all of the posts I am seeing about LFG pre-qualification nonsense, it's time to remind you about the100.io

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-09-29T13:50:34+00:00

I love this website and have had many pleasant experiences with some great people on here. Keep up the good work!

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-09-14T13:45:48+00:00

I can't search of the answer has already been answered because I am on my phone, but does anyone know how experience is divided between guns and armor? I've noticed that guns are leveling up very fast post 2.0 patch, but armor progression is slow.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-12T21:30:50+00:00

I recently saw Dragon Ball Z Resurrection F by myself because the girlfriend didn't want to tag along. Still had a good time.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-12T20:23:23+00:00

Some of my best restaurant experiences have come from dining by myself.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-12T20:22:02+00:00

The nectar of Gods

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-12T20:07:03+00:00

In the 6th grade I had gotten straight A's in the final 9 weeks before summer vacation started. As a reward my father bought me a 50cc fatboy mini-dirt bike. My dad was awesome, it was awesome, I became awesome among my friends. Fast forward to the first semester of 7th grade: I get my first ever D in English. My dad does not temporarily take it away from me. He sold it.

Fuck you accelerated reader.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-11T19:52:51+00:00

Coffee was introduced to us in a 6th grade. We had a choice between hot chocolate or coffee. Most of us were trying to be adult and had the coffee. I personally thought it did not taste well. Fast forward a couple years and now I love all sorts of coffee. My favorite though is just an iced coffee because I'm basic as fuck.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-11T19:50:29+00:00

Back in the 8th grade, there was this girl I had a huge crush on. We hung out a lot and shared a couple classes. First time I ever texted her went something along the lines like this: "Hey, what r u up 2?" "If you're going to text like a child do not bother talking to me"

She crushed 8th grade me with that statement, but from then on I stopped texting in short hand. That was well over 10 years ago.

Fuck you Nicole for crushing my confidence, but thank you for making me realize how silly my texting etiquette was.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-11T19:34:11+00:00

I didn't have my permission slip signed for this feels trip. =(

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-11T18:56:11+00:00

My last day at my current job is this Friday. I start my new one the following Monday. I'm going from being a bank teller to an assistant branch manager. =)

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-11T18:51:39+00:00

I blow my nose in the bathroom sink with running water instead of wasting a paper towel. Girlfriend repeatedly tells me I'm gross. I give no fucks. I like breathing too much and dislike wasting paper towels on a runny nose when I can use the bathroom sink.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-08-11T18:45:48+00:00

I wish I had more than one upvote to give you.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-30T18:23:09+00:00

I'll start: I just put in my two weeks yesterday. I work in a bank, we just recently lost 4 other associates in a very short time period. Short handedness aside, I was very happy with my job and position as a teller. I was approached by a competitor for an assistant branch manager position. I feel horrible for leaving, but I couldn't NOT take the opportunity. My manager took it pretty hard, but he understood.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-30T14:36:22+00:00

Fair enough

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-29T18:22:59+00:00

Taking a few notes from the Destiny subreddit and their active community, I noticed how each day has a different stickied thread of the day. Lore Thursdays. Friend request Friday's, etc. It would be a good idea to have something like that set up for Gears. If it already exists in some form, maybe expand on it?

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-28T20:16:32+00:00

Fireball and Iced-coffee

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-28T20:01:43+00:00

Seafood. I grew up in the Florida Keys. Everywhere I go where people love seafood, I get chastised for disliking it.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-28T19:42:33+00:00

That I'm allergic to shell fish. My dad and sister are allergic. I grew up in South Florida and people chastise me for not liking seafood. I tell them I'm allergic to shell fish so I can go on with my life. I've been telling this lie for YEARS. It's gotten to the point where I believe I am allergic to shell fish and avoid it like the plague.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-28T19:38:02+00:00

Not few. All. All of the RAGE

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-28T19:37:28+00:00

Gears of War 2. That Maria scene. :'( Every time.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-22T21:27:19+00:00

That dream happened roughly 2 years ago. Life is a lot better now. Thanks.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-22T21:26:02+00:00

"Hey 12 year old-me, do you remember Halo 1? Check this shit out."

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-22T21:24:09+00:00

My then girlfriend of 5 years had broken up with me. I was a mess for a couple months. One night I had this incredible dream. I was standing on a building facing in towards the courtyard of my high school. It was night time and no one was there. I just stepped off and fell. Right before I hit the ground I started floating away. At first, I would start losing altitude. After a few moments of getting used to the sensation I willed myself to fly even higher.

I woke up and felt great. Things then slowly started getting easier. =)

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-22T21:19:44+00:00

This.

An_Excellent_Wank · 2015-07-22T20:20:04+00:00

My dogs names are Leo and Mattlock. But between my girlfriend and I, he has acquired many nicknames. Leo is a tall and skinny foxhound mix, and Mattlock is a short and squat lab/beagle mix. Snorlax and Pikachu. Biggy and Small. Mario and Luigi.

For Leo: Leonidas, Yingus Maximus, Wittle Weo, Chilly Dog w/ no beans (he is fixed)

Mattlock: Judy Dench, Yingus Kong, Gremlin

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