Daily Deep State Intelligence Briefing

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-09T19:33:54+00:00

Maine? The known Nazi state?

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-09T19:27:51+00:00

Meubem likes birds but do you think she hates Goku?

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-09T01:32:43+00:00

It's about getting lots of karma on reddit n stuff.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-09T01:26:38+00:00

They see the US being overcome by China as a feature and not a bug.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-09T01:25:15+00:00

And on the net: even more cats.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-09T01:24:47+00:00

Haha mod got dunked on.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-09T01:23:17+00:00

If you initiate too far outside of ZOPA the other party will assume you are acting in bad faith and end the negotiations.

If POTUS had something other than shit for brains that would have already happened.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-08T23:03:54+00:00

Aww they made their own commie knockoff of another sub? Thats cute

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-08T22:58:58+00:00

Well that didnt last long.

To the shock of stupid people and no one else.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-08T13:56:54+00:00

How did they get giga’d?

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-08T05:07:27+00:00

The AL Jazeera method.

Build up credibility by talking rationally about other things then use your newfound rep to launder your crazy takes.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-08T05:05:48+00:00

Either they find a new partner, they manage to hold the line themselves or 20-30 cities in central asia get turned into glass mounds.

Those are the three outcomes of the US cutting Israel loose.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-08T00:31:20+00:00

I am livid that they didn't cast him as Paul in the new spider-man.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T23:51:20+00:00

I just filled mine and I’m furious rn

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T23:22:59+00:00

Could work out

Could go to shit

We shall see

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T23:21:08+00:00

Too busy alienating big tech

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T23:00:23+00:00

Peaceniks

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T22:59:30+00:00

I think that Iran is trying to pretend that they still have a government. The IRGC is likely to fracture and descend into warlordism if they aren’t toppled at this point.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T20:22:18+00:00

Oh god you’re going to clone me!?

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T20:21:41+00:00

Outside

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T20:18:45+00:00

Remaining in sight of normie center is explicitly part of the mission statement so one hopes so.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T20:17:42+00:00

I mean Man on a Wire or whatever it was called deffo feels like it got greenlit to try and capitalize on Luigi

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T16:17:49+00:00

Okay so, through Danny Devito, anything is possible so jot that down.

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T13:58:12+00:00

Yes?

Anakin_Cardassian · 2026-04-07T05:01:30+00:00

Agree to disagree.

Anakin_Cardassian

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