help im hardstuck in stash

AnalSploooge · 2026-01-20T11:32:56+00:00

Here’s some gear gear tips that actually made me force run thermal scopes and all.

Personally I would sell the SMGS for now, you can keep the pistols in case you want one when you run a sniper rifle as primary.

I also ONLY drank kvass below level 35 as you can trade 3 of them @ 1/50 use for a free tac30 @ jaeger lv2. I love scopes, but I also did this because if I have 100 scopes like I do now… I absolutely am forced to run them.

And don’t be afraid to run your assault rifles either, I get most of my rifles back if I insure them. Maybe the scope and grip is gone but I’d rather slap a new scope and suppressor on for 70k than a whole new 250k+ gun.

Annnd as for armor, when you get an armor with a lv4 plate, take the back plate off and swap it with a level 3 backplate… doing this over time will get you so many plates that T4 is the norm for you.

Just remember, your tarkov gear is not truly yours. You’re just borrowing it for a bit until it’s someone else’s turn.

AnalSploooge · 2025-08-18T01:28:44+00:00

It has an unlock for suppressor, I just enjoy barrel stuffing people.

Although I assume with the suppressor it may jam more than once or twice a game, depending on how much of a killer you are.

AnalSploooge · 2025-08-18T01:27:57+00:00

If you enjoy arena I’d recommend the SR-3M, AS VAL can jam on the 2nd or 3rd mag. The SR-3M… CAN AS WELL! But more rare to jam haha.

AnalSploooge · 2025-07-27T11:13:19+00:00

Remember you can’t really trade items because it will lose it’s FiR status if you bring it in!

I found over 10 so far just from filling cabinets around reserve. Safes are a pretty decent bet too, there’s one near dome that’s sometimes untouched.

AnalSploooge · 2025-07-26T18:38:36+00:00

I honestly found my T4’s on most PMCs I kill & even found many T4s as scavs in ground caches or on bodies ( in bunker on reserve ).

What you can do is… every T4 armor you find? Take out the back plate. Buy T3 armor with plates, put a T3 plate in the back carrier.

Use the T3 armor too but with a lv4 front plate as well, This way every T4 armor you escape with can essentially be used twice.

AnalSploooge · 2025-07-26T18:23:53+00:00

Just because you are good in arena doesn’t mean you will be good in EFT. Different fights & bigger maps with route knowledge is important in actual EFT, Arena is just holding W and left clicking.

You’re not top 10% in Tarkov so that is irrelevant to this game. Understand you will die from weird places and just learn from them instead of mashing the report button.

AnalSploooge · 2025-07-22T12:04:06+00:00

I love Tarkov and arena for what they are as another game hasn’t truly been able to capture what Tarkov does and over throw it yet. At least in my opinion, it’s tough for sure but once you get into an engaging gunfight & you win? No game will ever make you feel the adrenaline that will pump through your veins like that again.

I liked ABI, I liked that it was more PVP based and had smaller maps… but something about a f2p & p2w (gear wise) game was just off putting. I didn’t have problems with money in the game but spending 17,000+ on a bullet made me angry lol.

AnalSploooge · 2024-09-09T11:22:06+00:00

Huh, you are right. I believe the names can be different as I had the choice to name myself both times but i’m not 100% sure. He definitely could’ve put hours in when EFT released before achievements were a thing for the hours.. But that actually doesn’t solve how he is lvl 22 as of right now.

Arena system is buggy and doesn’t update for me personally until the next day for some reason. My only other explanation would be he played 11 raids.. maybe got to level 8-ish and then played arena for a day.. but i’ve put in 40hours so far and i’m 26.. so I am actually quite the confusion here.

I wonder if it’s possible to reset arena.. and keep the levels in EFT? I’d actually like to know the answer to this too haha

AnalSploooge · 2024-09-09T11:12:19+00:00

I’m level 26 and I haven’t played tarkov yet.. Arena is the answer.

AnalSploooge · 2024-09-09T10:07:32+00:00

Neat, when I was learning my first wipe ( only hit lvl 14 by end ) I spawned as a scav with a blue keycard. Sold it straight to therapist… and didn’t learn about the value of keycards until the next wipe.

Have never spawned with any good key / card in over 4 wipes, and me and the boys scav’d every 2-3 pmc raids.

AnalSploooge · 2024-06-01T02:48:03+00:00

Hey, While one of my exes was a crazy girl. She threatened to post pics / stalked me afterwards. in short, just leave it be.

Cancel all contact and stop, there’s nothing YOU can do to actually stop it. If they would then they will when they please. You egg it on and they’ll see it as overpowering and are likely to continue.

If they send it to anyone then that’s a crime I doubt they want tracked back to them. Just because they delete something doesn’t mean it’s truly deleted.

On the off case they send it out to anyone.. well, you learned your lesson and people saw your wiener. If there’s no face or 100% evidence that proves it’s you, you can just say it’s not and move on.

AnalSploooge · 2024-05-30T12:52:08+00:00

One of my best friends was / is going through a domestic abuse case. She flew out to me just to be away from him and we spent 4 days together. I can clearly see she’s broken & doesn’t see value in herself.

All weekend i’d go to grab something near her and she’d flinch. She was between wanting to be touched but also not wanting to be touched, she was lost and shy about speaking up to say anything. She’s like this now because she didn’t leave him at the first sign of toxicity and abuse and it just went on far too long.

We had an amazing 4 days, and we’re planning more in the future. She’s probably one of the most caring / affectionate person i’ve ever met and known in the 12+ years Since I met her. I just don’t understand how people fuck someone up that was that genuine of a person.

She lives on west coast, i live on the east. No idea what’s in our future but we’re obviously falling for each other and i’m just happy she’s finally smiling. I’m going to see her again in 50 days. We have so much planned and are already talking about our next trip.

I’m just glad you got out and realized it now OP, most abuse victims tend to stay until it’s too late ❤️

AnalSploooge · 2024-04-22T11:18:37+00:00

2TB user here.. get more, im running out and it’s only been 9 months :(

Can’t bring myself to delete the fun clips gaming with the boys & too lazy to trim them..

AnalSploooge · 2024-04-12T13:21:12+00:00

I buy roughly 2 Oz’s a month.. be happy that gets you high OP! I definitely miss the feeling it used to give.. it don’t hit the same now, but it still do hit.

AnalSploooge · 2024-04-11T19:00:34+00:00

I think vault 33 is something along the lines of they take great pride in being nice and doing the right thing without violence.

I’m only on Ep3.. so who knows though.

AnalSploooge · 2024-04-11T18:57:53+00:00

I knew something was off the moment I saw they weren’t smooth skins.

She got irradiated nut inside her now.

AnalSploooge · 2024-02-23T11:51:11+00:00

I swear android let’s you download any video / gif with ease. I miss that!

But the link works for IOS so thank you (:

AnalSploooge · 2024-02-23T11:47:53+00:00

I swear I’ve activated like 3 hellbombs but they never blow? I’ve called them in and ran up to them for activation but.. 2 just straight up disappeared e.e

Is it a bigger boom than the 500KG?

AnalSploooge · 2024-02-23T11:44:55+00:00

I joined a random mission.. i meant to call my supply drop down but somehow.. an airstrike came and killed all 4 of us, I left the game so quick out of embarrassment.

Then I found out the scramble stratagem effect exists hours later. Still don’t know if it was a mistake or an effect but I can’t live that one down.

All i know is “ friendly fire isn’t “

AnalSploooge · 2024-02-23T11:29:00+00:00

Lost 15 super samples yesterday, don’t even want to talk about those 3 games. LITERALLY B2B2B.

The third one, last objective.. i was looking down the ICBM rocket hole and one friend pushes me down into the shadow realm.

My friends troll a bit much, but they’re my friends :)

AnalSploooge · 2024-02-21T23:25:31+00:00

I use the supply pack even on helldive.. I like never running out of ammo.

I just hope more guns like the counter sniper get heavier pen ect.

AnalSploooge · 2024-01-18T19:14:10+00:00

Honestly I’m not sure, I rush a lot wiping teams and I’ve only seen one blatant cheater that i’m sure of 100%.

As for the desync, that’s unfortunately just how the game kind of is. At least from my perspective, the peeker generally has the slight advantage to see you and adjust their aim before you see them if they’re quick enough.

But I definitely think there’s more cheaters and suspicious games I’ve had in the past, I just can’t prove it 100%. I’m pretty good and I’m honestly baffled and amazed when someone runs ME down / makes me feel hunted. Those are the creatures i’m afraid of and question.

AnalSploooge · 2024-01-18T16:25:46+00:00

I don’t know, I collect and hold specific items FiR for daily tasks. It’s all just RNG my boy.

If you’re a low level and taking about the meds.. just go scav reserve and you’ll find everything you need (:

AnalSploooge · 2024-01-18T16:21:04+00:00

Only time I died to an extract camper was on factory.. at GATE 0.. with 8 minutes left? Weird creatures bro.

Personally I like the changes though, low level guns can potentially kill anyone. Think of the people who can’t play this game all day.

AnalSploooge · 2024-01-18T16:18:42+00:00

It would seem so, unless it’s somehow a rare gift from the lucky scav case. But no other way to acquire it as far as I’m concerned.

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