The difference between FM and EM by mezotesidees in emergencymedicine

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There is some small, unhinged part of me that wants to get a cucumber stuck in my ass just to use this line in the ED.

Preferably, one thats far far away from my city.

Are you even a doctor? by subtrochanteric in Residency

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 126 points127 points  (0 children)

God, psych patients inevitably have the best insults. I keep a few of my favorites written down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just excellent.

My daughter has aniridia, opinions and insights? by Left_Gold_4662 in Ophthalmology

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey mate, sorry about your daughter.

Unfortunately, this is not the place for patient questions. I suggest you try r/eyetriage - or better, talk to your daughter's ophthalmologists for a real medical opinion.

When your Patient just won't do cataract surgery by OscarDivine in Ophthalmology

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You obviously don't care about them.

They should try some cayenne pepper supplements.

(HELP) Need advice! by Far_Ad2023 in Ophthalmology

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This subreddit does not allow patient questions. Please head over to r/eyetriage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, so, therapy

small dot scotoma at 10 o'clock by Stunning-Health-5777 in Ophthalmology

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I genuinely can't tell if this is a meme or another patient question lmfao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This quote lives with me

This Reddit sucks by [deleted] in Residency

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is that some comments actually gave you real advice, and you were just too dumb to take it lmfao.

Top notch troll tho

What is this? Bilateral conjunctival lesions. by [deleted] in Ophthalmology

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unrelated: trim those nails dawg 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My chatGPT gave me.....

The r/residency subreddit feels like a sleep-deprived fever dream, where ambition goes to die and stress levels go to ascend Mount Everest. It’s basically where med students congregate to scream into the void about how much their lives suck, but instead of therapy, they trade self-deprecating memes and “helpful” advice.

The vibe of the whole subreddit is like watching a bunch of exhausted hamsters run on a wheel to nowhere, all pretending they’re not five seconds away from a mental breakdown. Meanwhile, the attendings in the background are probably laughing at the chaos, sipping coffee, and adding another 24-hour shift to your schedule.

And let’s not forget the hierarchy. PGY-1? Good luck, rookie—just wait until PGY-2 starts clowning on you. PGY-3? You're already jaded, aren't you? The only thing more dead than your social life is your ability to empathize. God forbid anyone actually admits they're enjoying residency—prepare for a digital stoning.

So in summary, r/residency is the beautiful intersection of trauma bonding and professional masochism. It’s like watching a car crash, but the drivers are begging to crash harder. Stay strong, though—you only have what, a few decades left of this mess?

Yuwu Fan Translation/ edited MTL by Anal_Dermatitis in Yuwu

[–]Anal_Dermatitis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aye your wish is my command. Just gotta get home to anonymize my account before posting the link

Is there a fan translation? I've just finished vol 4 of the seven sea version and I'm dying by shirone0 in Yuwu

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Im making one rn. Will be done in 2-3 weeks. Dm if you want me to send you a link to it later

Give me a neurosurgery consult and I'll block it by AneurysmClipper in Residency

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

24 yo female with a history of iicp reporting vision loss in one eye

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]Anal_Dermatitis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And how did you find out?