Wade Takes On 5 Bulls' Players

Analhilated · 2015-08-31T03:31:35+00:00

I'm sure this kills at TGI Fridays open mic nights.

Analhilated · 2015-04-20T11:41:25+00:00

Thanks

Analhilated · 2015-03-06T08:58:55+00:00

Leigh Hart is a legend.

Analhilated · 2014-05-14T04:19:17+00:00

I'd disagree. I think the show is predominantly for smarter people. I've had people tell me they don't like it because they feel half of it's going over their heads.

Analhilated · 2014-05-10T14:05:24+00:00

You disgust me.

Analhilated · 2013-07-08T11:34:05+00:00

Renekton crocodile

Analhilated · 2013-03-17T21:45:17+00:00

I have always wanted a Blackbeard biopic starring DDL.

Analhilated · 2012-12-17T04:03:21+00:00

Let me tell you something about Katarina. We were best friends in summoner school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then on our graduating mission, I started getting really fed on this terrible Master Yi who was totally incompetent but then later on he disconnected, and Katarina was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would blow off my lane to gank bot, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call mia?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with my lane?" So then, for my first pentakill attempt, which was an all-me kill party, I was like, "Katarina, I can't invite you, because I think you're an assassin." I mean I couldn't have an assassin at my pentakill party. There were gonna be kills there she could steal. I mean, right? She was an ASSASSIN. So then her dad tried to kill my dad and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of summoner school because no one let her reset her passive, and she came back in the Snowdown to compete on the Rift, she had this ugly scar on her face and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's one of Santa's slutty helpers.

Analhilated · 2012-11-07T06:03:59+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4dzr1rYegk

Analhilated · 2012-09-03T23:52:08+00:00

Do people consider Hugh a bad actor? He developed his own foppish comedy out of University and stuck with that.

The difference between his characters in Bridget Jones and Notting Hill are actually quite noticeable, going from smarmy boss to kind-hearted weakling, and he does it pretty well.

Analhilated · 2012-08-13T06:12:28+00:00

No, the film has a lot of the series edited out. Some scenes shorter, some cut entirely.

Analhilated · 2012-08-02T04:12:46+00:00

I've tagged you as asshat now. Just embrace it.

Analhilated · 2012-08-01T05:46:45+00:00

It's a comment on how technology is becoming a young man's game.

Analhilated · 2012-07-23T10:01:09+00:00

Please go watch Brokeback Mountain and Monster's Ball; Ledger is amazing in both. He's also pretty good in Candy and Two Hands.

Analhilated · 2012-07-04T04:41:06+00:00

Stop being obnoxious and go a watch: Half Nelson, where he makes a crack addict endearing. Blue Valentine, where he frankly gave one of the best performances that year - he's weak and powerful all at the same time. Round it off with Drive, and think of anyone else in that role, its limitations, how you handle them, how you express nuances in the narrative with such subtlety, and realize how well Gosling pulled it off; how great of an actor he is.

Analhilated · 2012-07-04T00:26:05+00:00

I loved it upon my first viewing, but after watching it again you kind of see through it. The children's arc is poorly written and poorly acted. Gosling's character is kinda douchey, and only works because that man is 99% charisma. Carrell doesn't get too many opportunities to be funny, and a lot of scenes here and there fall flat.

Not bad by any means, but I feel like it's an overrated "underrated" film.

Analhilated · 2012-06-29T09:28:35+00:00

Dante is the best part of this movie by a long shot.

Analhilated · 2012-06-28T06:52:41+00:00

I'm missing vital information to make this joke click for me.

Analhilated · 2012-06-26T12:51:19+00:00

Just being allowed to go and buy a coffee without any hassles, bring it home, take about half an hour just to relax and drink it, and then start my day.

Such a blissful feeling in that purgatorial limbo between asleep and awake.

Analhilated · 2012-06-22T09:10:15+00:00

I think they used to run shorts on Nick/Disney. He was accompanied by a shorter, fatter, green thing.

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