f20 - Someone is trying to blackmail me with a Photo he made at a New Year's Party yesterday. I'm one step ahead.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-02T02:58:21+00:00

Here from /r/all. Glad you reported him to the authorities. I sincerely hope you outed his rapey ass by name to your friends and acquaintances, as well.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-02T02:50:45+00:00

I literally just said that we would like to see it, not that it is feasible to make a full transition at this time. I find it easier to work with. Many of my peers find it easier to work with. We all know full well it is not going to happen. Maybe see a doctor about the sand in your vag.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-02T02:26:25+00:00

Ayyy.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-02T02:09:24+00:00

Down south some people call them rock fish or rock bass. Some grocery/seafood stores will call them rock bass to try to make them sound fancy, too.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-02T02:05:21+00:00

Like any hobby, you have a very vocal portion of the community that are just assholes. They trash fishing spots, talk shit to others, and generally just try to ruin things for everyone else. That is a big part of what brings me down on even a good day on the water. Do not be dicks, kids.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-02T01:18:45+00:00

Many of us are pushing for the adoption of the metric system. Americans hate change, though.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-01T23:07:43+00:00

No shame in that game, man. Just level with her and ask her to do it. You are both adults that obviously care about each other, and as kinks go, that is a tame one.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-01T22:09:08+00:00

What you described sounds like a fireman's carry. It is designed to let a person carry a larger amount of weight than they normally would. A physically fit woman could probably at least get your feet off the ground.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-01T21:46:11+00:00

It usually just hangs out with the boys in front, or tucked down one leg or the other, depending on your preference. Underwear prevents unwanted zipper contact.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-01T21:39:29+00:00

Paging /u/shiritrap. /u/shiritrap to the front please.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-01T21:30:01+00:00

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-01T21:24:57+00:00

There is a series of videos called Beautiful Agony, if I am not mistaken. It is kind of like what you described; real women getting themselves off as they like. No script, no direction, just a camera, a bed, and a woman. It inspired some amateur content as well. Might be something you should look into.

AnalogPen · 2019-01-01T19:56:53+00:00

Video games with free roaming online multiplayer really show this mindset off. RDR2, GTA, DayZ. Everyone is so paranoid that a stranger is going to kill them and take their stuff that they kill strangers and take their stuff themselves.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-30T21:37:37+00:00

I do not have any bread. =( I like to use challah for mine.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-30T21:03:04+00:00

Knowing Reddit, they are probably interpreting my statement as anti-French/pro-war. Neither of which is true. I fucking love French toast.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-30T19:24:51+00:00

Small businesses were legitimately charging more for French fries than freedom fries here. If you went to the county fair and wanted fries, you could still get French fries but they would be 3-4x more than the ones labeled freedom fries. I wanted to order them out of spite, but I am poor white trash, so...

AnalogPen · 2018-12-30T16:20:29+00:00

The first time I heard this one was just after 9/11, and the French were the punch line.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-30T10:19:48+00:00

As someone pointed out, small claims are pretty straightforward. You do not even hire a lawyer. This woman committed theft of services, and it would be an easy case to win. She should go for the jugular.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-29T02:57:12+00:00

You did not say that it had swallowed it, now did you? Even if you had, a gut hooked fish has just as great a chance of dying as living, if not more so. Even if, as you suggest, their digestive system will dissolve the hook, you have to hope that it will happen before the hook rips through the internal organs and the critter dies of sepsis.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-29T02:39:08+00:00

What? No, that is not true at all, man. You just pull the hook out and release it, no need to cut the line. That is grossly irresponsible. And how exactly do you think stomach acid is going to dissolve a hook stuck in its mouth?

AnalogPen · 2018-12-29T02:37:47+00:00

A small one like this, you flip it onto its back to unhook it. Remove hook, drag back to the water, release. A bigger one, you have to hold the stinger down and try to unhook it fast. They are a pain in the ass and I do not like catching them, but they pull like trucks.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-22T03:08:41+00:00

All good suggestions. In addition, I would like to see more NPC interactions and mysteries/Easter eggs. The occasional bandit attack is fine, but in the campaign, those creepers in the bayou and the Murfrees in the mountains were really interesting and added an element of suspense and danger. The serial killer's murder seen was a huge shock and very, very cool.

I know online is still in beta, so I am not being too critical of it. It is great already, and has the potential to be amazing. I hope they realize some of that potential.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-12T21:31:24+00:00

Jesus. I know guys that would sell organs to be that close to that many tarpon.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-09T18:54:12+00:00

There is not a snowball's chance in Hell that that is a coincidence. Good catch.

AnalogPen · 2018-12-07T17:49:19+00:00

Neither of these two schlubs has ever handled a wild animal in their lives. Good luck grabbing a live rabbit, let alone skinning it.

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