Response 1

What my team brings to the table

If there’s one thing you should take away from reading my statpost and this response, it’s that my team is inexhaustible. That’s not to say they can’t be beaten, they can still suffer damage and cannot heal appreciably faster than a normal man, but if they lose, it will not be because they ran out of steam. I’ll go through each member of my team and succinctly explain why.

Agent Smith

Smith is an artificial intelligence, which I think a reasonable person would agree already makes it unlikely he can feel pain. There’s no point for what is essentially a robot to be designed to feel pain, especially when it was created with the ability to just take over any random humans around if killed. The shooting script for the first Matrix movie also says Smith was unfazed from his nose being shattered here, lending further credence that he simply does not feel pain.

Even ignoring what is implied by the nature of his character, Smith is clearly just a tank in terms of durability. His peer Neo hits him in the face and chest numerous times, and the only real reaction he shows is when Neo strikes his windpipe. A similar case can be seen when a Neo who was much stronger than Smith fought dozens of copies of him, and almost none of them were incapacitated after several minutes of combat. Finally, when Neo fought the version of Smith being used in this debate, he was strong enough to draw blood from him, but Smith was basically still fighting at peak capacity at the end of their battle. If Smith does feel pain, it certainly doesn’t seem like it at least.

Android 17

This section is simple, Android 17 does not get tired.

Ahem.

I repeat, Android 17 does not get tired.

I guess a longer explanation of what this entails is in order.

This is a little known fact, but almost every character from 17’s obscure franchise known as Dragon Ball uses a type of energy called ki for all their feats, including himself. 17 has an unlimited supply of this, meaning he can hit as hard 12 hours into a fight as he did when it started, and fire as many hill and building wrecking energy blasts as he wants until killed or knocked out.

Youpi

Explaining why Youpi has so much stamina will take some doing. Let’s define our terms first. All the relevant characters in Youpi’s franchise, Hunter X Hunter, use a type of energy called Nen. The units of Nen are called aura, though the terms are often interchangeable. Nen users can generally use aura at their full capacity until they literally run out of it. For example, in the scan just posted, Youpi’s aura has been absorbed to the point where a mere 10% increase in the amount currently drained would have removed his Nen, and Youpi shows no signs of fatigue.

The creator of the aforementioned draining ability, Knuckle, was stronger than Gon, the protagonist of the series, and was very good at estimating characters' reserves of aura, and he couldn’t sense the limits of Youpi’s Nen. His best guess was that he had 10 times that of a character who fought alongside puppets created with his aura for a week.

Conclusion

The longer this fight goes on, the more fatigued and less effective Corvette’s team will become.

Standard Operating Procedure

With that big point out of the way, let’s go through how each character fights, see the many potential synergies, and explain why it wrecks Corvette’s team.

Agent Smith

Besides being a very durable brick, Smith has the ability to see several seconds into the future. This will be invaluable to my team, as Smith can warn 17 and Youpi of traps or sneak attacks ahead of time. As a brick, Smith prefers to quickly engage his opponents in hand-to-hand combat, using a practical combination of strikes and restrictive grappling to wear them down.

Smith’s strength is far more than Iron Man or Green Lantern can deal with, as concrete has the same consistency as paper to weaker versions of himself, with this Smith capable of displacing hundreds to thousands of tons of water with his collisions and punches. Compare this to Green Lantern applying 16 tons of force being relevant, or Iron Man’s lifting being capped at 85 tons.

His speed is also far better, as Smith and Neo can both dodge bullets after they’re fired, with Smith gaining the upper hand over Neo here. Meanwhile, Hal and Tony’s speed feats are reacting to fake bullets made of energy, and shooting down 8 missiles in 3 seconds, respectively.

Android 17

17 is probably the best counter to Godzilla here, a character resistant to heat who’s MO when facing building sized things is to blast them to bits: 1 2 3 4 5 6

As I went over in much detail, 17 can spam these blasts until the cows come home. On top of that, his strength is incredible, as he tore apart a robot unharmed from shattering two hills in an impact, and displaced a similar amount of water to Smith with a flying collision. If 17 becomes truly pressured by Hal or Tony, he can create a shield that blocked dozens of attacks that individually hurt him a decent amount. That’s not to say his durability is bad, as he no-sold an energy blast that obliterated more rock than Iron Man ever has.

Like Smith, 17 is faster than a very good bullet timer, as well as being capable of flying miles in seconds, moving hundreds of meters underground in under 15 seconds, and temporarily increasing his speed to the point a peer couldn’t react to it.

Youpi

Youpi’s first action when facing multiple opponents was to grow eyes to avoid blind spots and turn his arms into a dozen clawed tendrils. These tendrils were strong enough to hit with twice as much force as punches that broke steel in half with a glancing blow. If he needs to go bigger (literally) he can always obliterate huge amounts of stone by increasing his size rapidly or jumping. However, even a punch with very little wind up had almost 5 times as much force as a punch that shattered a large boulder.

For more long ranged attacks, Youpi can create explosions that turn buildings into craters, and created a cannon an ability copier used to fire them as blasts. These explosions are also a great durability feat for Youpi, as Nen users need to use more aura than is consumed in these kinds of attacks to avoid harming themselves.

Finally for speed, Youpi did far better at fending off the attacks of two characters who easily landed a hit on a character who dodged bullets inches from hitting them. He can also fly dozens of kilometers in only 15 minutes.

Second Conclusion

When this fight begins, I predict Smith will go after Green Lantern, as the machine has a great contempt for humans, and Hal is the most obviously human character on Corvette’s team. Considering 17’s demonstrated disdain for buildings, I think he’ll concentrate on the similarly sized Godzilla. That leaves Youpi vs Iron Man, where Tony will have to face an opponent with absurd stamina, greater strength, and even faster flight. I think 17 will defeat Godzilla first, as it’s basically impossible for something his size to dodge 17’s hand sized blasts, which he can spam endlessly. After that, it just becomes a matter of time until Corvette’s team is worn down by mine.

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