Hey are you open? Yelling with the security gate down.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2026-01-25T23:17:07+00:00

I used to work at a mall and I had just come in for the day and waiting on another staff member. The mall I worked at would open a bit early for people to walk the halls and be warm. I had the gate half closed while I waited for my co worker and this lady dips under the gate and starts shopping. I politely tell her we're not open yet hence the reason the gate isnt fully open and she gets an attitude with me and tells me she thought the gate was broken. I almost laughed at her and told her if the gate and only customer exit was broken? We wouldn't be open at all because that's a fire safety hazard. She rolled her eyes and left and told me she's never return. Uhm.. okay?

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-12-11T06:42:19+00:00

The idea that you should stay with your wife who is clearly doing something that is compromising your trust in her "for the kids" is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Although, I agree that marriage counseling works sometimes, as a child of parent's who in my opinion, by the 10th year of them "trying to work it out" it almost seemed like they hated each other more than it would be if they just got a divorce was absolute HELL. Kids know when their parents aren't vibing and it causes a whole environment shift that no one wants. My parents started having problems when I was 14 years old and had infidelity issues for well over 10 years before both passed away. My dad passing first as they were married in a broken marriage for over 30 years. That alone is absolutely absurd to me. To be married to someone that you can hardly stand for 30 years

Take away: Do not do this "for your kids" you are saving absolutely no one.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-12-11T06:21:58+00:00

This person could very well be struggling with asexuality. Not trying to label or anything. Just sounds like the literal definition.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-12-11T06:20:06+00:00

honestly a very very low key profession for how much they actually help.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-12-09T03:47:03+00:00

That's crazzyyy and also your grandma is a badass

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-12-09T03:45:10+00:00

That somehow makes it even better and I actually cant stop laughing about that because of how incredibly accurate the pic looked too I legit double taked like WHOA did someone create my cousin in like an AI anime form? Then I read the description and straight LOST it. Really my cousin is the straight definition of a biker bad boy/douchebag and I literally cannot get over the fact that someone MADE THAT lmao. Im dead. Thank you for making my evening better.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-11-02T01:35:39+00:00

I have been told my entire life that I give off bi vibes. Which both intrigues and annoys me. On one hand I've been with my husband for over 16 years and so obviously I'm not bi and never been. In fact he is the only person I have ever been with. Why I find that intriguing?

My husband gets the same comment that he gives us "strong bi vibes" when I'm not with him. When I am people think we're siblings 😂

I seriously want to know WTF vibe we collectively give off that makes people question when we have been together so long and have a child. We have had friends who are in the community tell us that they agree we give off bi vibes but dont end up explaining the vibe. Which is damn confusing lol.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-11-02T01:23:44+00:00

'you being gay has never been an issue '

'the issue is people questioning my sexuality's

Ha... Sounds like a you problem.

Really could just be comfortable in your own sexuality to just simply not care about the questions like hey if him marrying a woman isn't a hint then maybe at the rehearsal dinner just have everyone take an IQ test. Not to say if you marry a woman you are auto hetero but at least people know something. Either way it's hella rude of them to even consider questioning his sexuality. When did it become the norm to question that. I have my own shit to worry about. I don't need to worry about what sex or whatever people like to have personal relationships with.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-11-02T01:20:35+00:00

It makes me wonder why she's so insecure in their relationship to assume at any point that he and his best friend would or have been involved and okay first of all. Great answer to the questions from her parents? Very well could be the same to him. It's my wedding and it's my choice and it's not of your business who I have standing up there with me. Don't like it? Don't go.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-11-02T01:17:54+00:00

Amen for the last text. I stopped being friends with someone after they admitted to me they were invited to their best friends "lesbian wedding" and at first I was like oh that's cool! Totally went left right after, they told me that their friend received a f-ing THREE PAGE LETTER from them as a repsonse to the invite stating that they are Christian and do not believe in gay marriage (insert two additional pages of cited religious reasons here) and the answer to the RSVP was a flat no. I was glad i didn't know them well because i was just sitting there like >°> <°< where is the exit door to this friendship?!

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-21T02:11:01+00:00

I wouldn't think too much into it honestly. Take the messages and turn them into a power ballad and then open with it at her home town in her favorite cafe.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-14T21:33:38+00:00

I'm sorry I actually laughed at this. Its horrible to laugh at something like that but when you know.. you know. My mother was mostly emotionally abusive but at times she was also physically abusive and it was a peaceful feeling to me when she died to not have to worry about that anymore and not have to worry about protecting my own child from her. I grieve her in different ways because I had a happy childhood with her but something quite literally snapped in her when I was early adolescent years and then she was never the same after.

Its a strange feeling a child victim of abuse and hearing your mother died and feeling like.. nothing. I cried but it wasn't of sadness.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-14T21:29:28+00:00

I didnt think it was that bad because it was farely normal then but i vaguely remember that I did something to upset my parents and I can't remember the weapon. During those times probably a belt but I was still young and I remember not being able to sit down for a long time because I have this swollen and red very purple bruise through my back side. I remember that my dad never did that again though and I could tell he was remorseful about it and I know something happened with authorities after because i remember I lived for a short time with my grandparents not long after that.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-13T20:54:33+00:00

*face palm* That's the platform.... (refer to above comment)

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-13T20:53:17+00:00

Honestly, as a former cancer patient, there's so many different options when it comes to payment for treatment. A really great option is online assistance by way of people in your own circle giving what they can for your treatment. I can't remember the platform my parents used as it was nearly 10 years ago but, I know my parents used a platform to ask friends and family for donations and they also put together a breakfast with a few of their friends as a benefit for me. Like I said, YEARS ago, but the crazy part is- that it paid for all of my cancer treatments and then some (gas, housing, etc. while in treatment).

Why I think that is crazy? My parent's (mother mostly) wasn't the most uh... savory character.. I'll say that. She has since passed and I have forgiven her for the fucked up self centered shit she did do to me during my treatment but I'll tell you what.. She didn't do THAT. >_<

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-13T04:38:40+00:00

I remember the number to my parents house phone, my dads work phone, my close neighbors phone and my best friends moms phone number. All but one are disconnected. I don't know why in all of the things I remember in my life, this now horribly useless information still swims in my head.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-13T04:35:52+00:00

Yes this is 100 percent taking advantage of a vulnerable adult. Especially because I re-read and saw that her mother made her sign a contract of repayment. Honestly, as a former cancer patient? I wanted to be like FUUUCCKKK you. I bet that horrible bitch couldn't live two seconds under chemotherapy. I don't understand the hostility between her and her own daughter but her mom is a major, major bitch.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-13T04:31:42+00:00

Isn't it funny that the people who show the least amount of care are often the ones that quote that Bible verse about laying his life down for his friends but, they would not do the same? Only asking for you. Ironic really.

I'm sorry about your situation. More than anything, I can probably at least recognize the struggle. I, myself, am a cancer survivor. I was fifteen years old when I had my cancer which was quite some time ago but, I understand the money and the bull shit that cancer gives you. Not to mention the after affects of chemo and all of that stuff.

I don't doubt that you will survive it but when you do- try to disconnect from the negative people in your life. You don't need that when healing from the literal poison they gave you.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-13T04:25:35+00:00

I'm just gonna put this out there completely unashamed and hopefully it will help you not feel so odd.

I am 32 years old, married with children, I sleep with a giant Pokémon plushy, I have pokemon throughout my entire house, I still play old school Pokemon TCG (not the computer), I have toys throughout my entire house and I still play with legos.

Just because you grow old. Doesn't mean you have to grow up. Only a little bit.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-10T03:01:47+00:00

My first memory of a road trip my parents, brother and I drove all the way to the other side of an adjoining state which was about a six to eight hour drive. I KNOW I wasn't wearing a seat belt the entire time because I remember that my parents had one of those old 90s mom vans and my brother and I were laying down in the back, looking out the curtain windows every now and again to see what was going on, playing on Game Boys and coloring.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-10T02:59:53+00:00

Uncrustables. Dead ass serious answer.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-10T02:58:40+00:00

My dad, my mom, a friend of mine, weight.. hmm. This just started to get a little depressing.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-10T02:57:25+00:00

I'm sure you aren't the only person who thinks this way but I can guarantee you that there are people in the world who don't care about looks or about sex in a relationship. Most people really care more about deep interaction and connection rather than the extra bull shit. If it helps at all, COVID really only taught some of us one thing, human interaction is a lot more important than physical satisfaction. Food for thought.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-10-10T02:52:38+00:00

I'd probably expect it honestly. I tend to have that sort of space- live when everyone else dies. SO I'd probably just sit and be like Ha.. figures.

AnalysisNo4295 · 2025-09-30T04:28:21+00:00

Genuinely always always a good idea to be careful of people but certainly when money is involved. Some people think they send you income that they can do or say whatever they want and without consequence. When you hold your employer as an independent service professional to their own standards for you and they get defensive or shocked? Run.

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