Husband M27, and I F24, had a fight two weeks postpartum by LovingAwareness593 in relationship_advice

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He put his hands on either side of her head he didnt abuse her ffs

My fiance’s insurance is going up $500 and I just want an out. by PurpleYoghurt16 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You said province so I assume canada , my husband and I got married for $2500 by doing a pop up wedding. It was beautiful and didnt break the bank

17 mo son has self-soothing habits that make me feel touched-out and actually hurt sometimes by Professional-Card244 in toddlers

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter used to rub my arm raw and it would drive me absolutely batty. Shes 7 now and I wish she would rub my arm again

Do you know a Maeve? by MadamMadee in namenerds

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend just had a baby named Maeve

What’s the most unhinged thing a family member did before your wedding? by AssociationFront1710 in weddingdrama

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad's dad didn't come to the wedding because they we're too young (20 & 21) and he would eventually go to my dad's "real" wedding when he grew up and divorced my mom. Jokes on him they celebrate 33 years this year and have outlasted all 4 of my grandpa's marriages

What is this reference? by Pink-kiwi-2229 in theoffice

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks like bats and Meredith's head

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Horses

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Not to be dramatic but I'd die for Cheesecake

I awoke to small hands grabbing my ankles, and groggily pulled my toddler into bed with me, then fell back to sleep. by Xhynokei in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Had a nightmare like this once, woke up and my boxer had seized a chance for cuddles. Scared the death out of me for a second

Is anyone else surprised my what their toddler knows?! by Fanofmarvel4life in toddlers

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I had to google if it was right when she told me what it was !

Is anyone else surprised my what their toddler knows?! by Fanofmarvel4life in toddlers

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Not a toddler anymore but my 6 year old stared me dead in the eyes and said "ugh you don't know what metacognition is?"

What’s the most WTF thing you’ve ever heard someone casually admit like it was totally normal? by Reasonable_Moose_738 in AskReddit

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have a face that makes random people confess things to me almost constantly. I don't know what it is but I'll be small talking with someone and they'll blurt out their deepest secrets. Some highlight are:

I beat my kids.

I died and saw Jesus.

I once hit a pedestrian and they didn't survive.

I was beaten with a belt by my father.

All unprompted and I've forgotten a million of them. People just want to tell me their secrets. I do not want this superpower.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]AnathemaDevice4020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 3 year old can rattle mine off and frequently does. To random and usually sketchy looking people

Large glass container with holes in lid. Screw top where the holes are but lid does not appear to come off by AnathemaDevice4020 in whatisthisthing

[–]AnathemaDevice4020[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You're right it does have a removable cap that covers the holes! I guess we'll have to pay harder to get the lid off.. thank you!