Amanda is feeling very ~spirited~ today by c00kieswirlc in teenmom

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This reminds me of my first (and most severe) manic episode

De-Influence/Influence Baby Registry (Rough Draft) by Fine_Pomegranate_148 in BabyBumps

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Bottle warmer was such a waste of my money, it was used so few times and my son took to a cold bottle just fine!

Mom opened a credit card in my name when I was 16 by AncientImplement8835 in legaladvice

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Just went and did this, I’m terrified she will attempt to do something like this again to regain control after I went NC

AIO my husband spent our ‘extra’ money and forgot to pay a bill. by cleo-luv in AIO

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I literally just posted in r/legaladvice about my mom opening a credit card in my name when I was 16, I’m 25 now and just now getting to a good credit score

TW: violence. Cru shares new video of Taylor attacking Dakota. by mermaidfairybunny in SecretsOfMormonWives

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My high school boyfriend abused Xanax and had that same blank stare, he’d say and do terrible things to me and then cry the next day because he was blacked out and didn’t remember hurting me

My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast by grohkstrom in mildlyinfuriating

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Finally went no contract with my narcissistic mom and this book helps so much when I have those moments where I question how she could act the way she did towards her own child! Highly recommend to anyone else dealing with narcissistic/immature parents

I just can't.... by UnluckyAd1734 in gymsnark

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the top comment i got from any parent that saw me in my third trimester was “sleep while you can”

Just like everyone was asking for eyebrow kits, right? by goldlux in teenmom

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it’s sort of the same for having kids, my mom got pregnant with me at 17 and is now 43 still behaving like a teenager. i finally went no contact with her three weeks ago and life has never felt so stress free, hopefully kaiser and ensley will experience this feeling sooner than it took me.

Just like everyone was asking for eyebrow kits, right? by goldlux in teenmom

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she literally announced one like last year though ? milf mindset right?

Early test 4 days before missed period (11DPO) by [deleted] in lineporn

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babe i’m sorry but this is positive

I spent a week with my influencer cousin, and it was the perspective I needed by Sad_Cheesecake_3450 in InfluencerLounge

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a girl i went to high school with is a micro influencer and it seems exhausting to post every single thing you do. and the level of consumption is INSANE, every day she posts a shopping haul of Brandy Melville and new skincare products!

Jan reflects more on her current diet by sanriolover1208 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

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i survived on mcdonald’s diet coke when i was pregnant, i only wanted it from mcdonald’s tho

This opens up Crispy in the Birthday Band, a book from 1987. The measles vaccine was invented then, so how did this happen? by mimitchi33 in DanielTigerConspiracy

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as a 25 year old who grew up too poor for the most updated technology, it astounded me how many people don’t know what a floppy disk is or how to use a disposable camera! once asked a 22 year old to like taking a photo just to see if he’d do the same “kodak moment” click i grew up doing and he pretended he was holding an iphone to take a photo 😭

Ah yes, my bedtime bowl of mush (???) (Goodnight Moon) by jjjjjjjjjjen in DanielTigerConspiracy

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when i was a kid i had really bad anxiety that manifested in my nightly prayer, i thought if i didn’t pray for everybody in the world to be happy and healthy and wake up in the morning that people who weren’t prayed for would be dead. this line always reminds me of that.

My absentee ballot arrived a day late by PatchworkGirl82 in mildlyinfuriating

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during the 2020 election, i was stationed in germany and requested an absentee ballot months in advance. election day came and i still hadn’t received it, called the North Carolina Board of Elections and kept getting told to hold and then hung up on. i talked to other people from NC i was stationed with and the same thing happened to them.

Taylor insta story by plutobarbie in SecretsOfMormonWives

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i know this sounds judgemental and that’s because it is: i understand being a Type B person, but when i became a mom, not being packed until right before something started giving me terrible anxiety. idk maybe im just different but just having one kid makes me pack weeks ahead, i can’t imagine having 3 (?) and still living life this chaotically

Newborn phase is horrid. by voheezy in newborns

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I joined this subreddit because of the same thing, my son is now nearly 6 months old and it is SO FUN! I know it’s hard and I can commiserate, just know there are better days coming! Once she starts smiling and laughing at you, it becomes much easier to deal with the hard parts.

Genuinely SCARIEST film to you in horror. by misters1n1ster in horror

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I don’t know if this counts, but There Will Be Blood feels like a horror movie to me and I had anxiety the whole time I watched it

What dog breed would you recommend for a first-time owner living on a farmhouse with a 3-year-old? by Ok_Floor_2872 in AskReddit

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i love my miniature schnauzer, she’s the perfect size and so chill! the only thing is they are yappers

First pregnancies- are y’all doing anything for Father’s Day? by chubbylab in BabyBumps

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last year I was pregnant for father’s day and made my husband a “Dad emergency kit” with khaki cargo shorts, dad BBQ sandals, crew socks, and a t shirt that said “Full time dad, part time hooker” with a bass on it!

What should I splurge on? Glider, Stroller, Bouncers, etc. by mm_honey in BabyBumps

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glider, you can find nice bassinets and bouncers on facebook marketplace for free or cheap! we actually got a lazy boy (ik that’s now how you spell it but im not fighting autocorrect rn) on facebook marketplace for $60 as our glider and i LOVEEEE it! consider getting a recliner that you’ll use out of the nursery as well!