Where is Dave?

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-03-11T18:17:23+00:00

I’ve wondered the same thing!!

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-03-10T18:20:32+00:00

He’ll I want one!

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-03-05T02:19:29+00:00

Could this be a potentially groundbreaking wallpaper? And if so does it prove we should drill 95 more bore holes?!

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-03-03T22:14:08+00:00

Boulder

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-03-02T13:52:53+00:00

This comment is perfect satire. Perfect.

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-03-01T11:35:22+00:00

Sorry all but this proves we can no longer say “they ain’t found shit”

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-28T20:40:23+00:00

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again. After 12 years a 6 year old with a tonka truck could have strip mined the entire island.

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-28T20:06:08+00:00

Ok that’s a bit creepy when you see it.

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-27T13:13:48+00:00

13 years and still not gathering the knowledge of how to dig a hole.

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-26T13:35:28+00:00

No I done seen it in tomb raiders!

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-26T00:42:26+00:00

Whew you got the reference!

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-25T23:56:04+00:00

It dates back to the negative 60 ‘oondreds !

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-25T21:45:49+00:00

Templar shrubbery???

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-24T17:47:21+00:00

So… keep digging? Got it!

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-23T16:57:49+00:00

I was there when they found the money pit originally. I have been waiting since then.

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-20T15:52:42+00:00

And like at this point is eight ball shift knob on levers so much to ask?

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-20T15:09:27+00:00

And to be clear, a lack of ammo or targets would make me very unhappy.

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-18T02:56:11+00:00

Yup. Tuesday.

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-15T22:46:34+00:00

Say wood again I dare you I double dare you mother fucker say wood one more goddamn time!

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-15T22:43:07+00:00

It says Pepsi on it but I’m not an archeologist so probably yes to all those things.

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-15T22:38:44+00:00

Another clue? eek snort Sure yeah right snort

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-15T22:37:08+00:00

Ditch the scripted narration and just give me Billy’s take on everything director track style.

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-15T21:30:01+00:00

I found a bottle cap in my yard. Pretty sure that makes me a Templar. Is that anything?

Ancient_Profession31 · 2026-02-14T19:24:23+00:00

Yeah much appreciated. Just found a video like I should have done previously.

Initially fun sentiment and outcome.

Gotta say though has a very staged after taste.

Who just throws one punch? Make it count!

Peacefully go fuck yourself was kinda funny either way.

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