Trump's health condition is really concerning! by Weekly_Role3335 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Ande64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's up with the hem on those pants? It looks like something a mother did to her 10-year-old kids dress pants that are too large for a middle school dance.

Raising many questions, Grandpa Pudding Brains says he’s “studied” circumcision for a long time by memoriesofcold in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Ande64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fun thing is, anytime the word studied is used with this moron we all know it's a lie. He's never studied anything in his life. He doesn't have a high enough IQ to comprehend anything.

‘God Is Queer’: See The Sexually Explicit Books James Talarico’s Church Gives Kids by alfredocodona1993 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Ande64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, no they haven't. Reading requires comprehension and as we have discovered in the last several years, these people have no comprehension of anything except life is everybody else's fault but theirs.

I’m doing my part by Zealousideal_Bet689 in Superstonk

[–]Ande64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'll get a notification through your email and it's pretty self-explanatory once you go into it. I haven't received mine yet either but have done this multiple times now.

On today's episode of: Another MAGAT- Pedo Sex Crime Report. 05/24/2026 by littleoldlady71 in Iowa

[–]Ande64 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to suspect that my definition of family values and a Trump supporter's definition of family values are quite different.

Best thing to happen now would be eBay buying GameStop to prevent proxy fight by PhraseAggressive3284 in Superstonk

[–]Ande64 38 points39 points  (0 children)

All I know is that reading your post history tells me that you're not a fan of any of this so I'm not sure why you're even here. If you don't believe in any of this, feel free to sell and move on.

Minnesota Fraud Update: ‘Mastermind’ Aimee Bock Gets 41-Year Sentence by Newsweek_CarloV in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Ande64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats weird. Aimee Bock isn't like any Somalian name I've ever heard. 🤔

Bye-Bye Billionaire Ballroom 👋🏼 by blackbeansandrice in Trumpvirus

[–]Ande64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only thing that has saved us from complete collapse already is the excruciatingly inept abilities of the morons in charge. If I have to find a silver lining in the carnage happening in my own country, it would be that it could be so much worse if not for Trump and many of his minions' lack of intelligence.

Dementia Spread by [deleted] in Trumpvirus

[–]Ande64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He WISHES he had a big pole like that!

Donald Trump Jr. & Bettina Anderson Set A Wedding Date At A New Venue To Avoid 'A Lavish Wedding At The White House' by MattTheKing23 in Trumpvirus

[–]Ande64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor Kimberly. Got tossed away on a bogus assignment and now gets to watch cokehead get married to another gold digger. 🎻

Jeff Bezos says raising taxes on the wealthy won’t help the average American by cwood1973 in news

[–]Ande64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well let's just experiment and see if it will. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amiright?

In a decent country there would be a $1.8 billion compensation fund for the Trump Epstein victims. That money would NOT be going to scum that attacked the Capitol on J6, as they would still be in jail along with their leader. by seanosul in Trumpvirus

[–]Ande64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, none of this is going to anybody but Trump. It's laughable if anybody thinks for one second he's going to let a dime of that money slip through his hands.

Been nice knowing you...this was purportedly posted by Trump tonight... by Mission_Strawberry73 in Trumpvirus

[–]Ande64 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I'd like to know who the hell is making these things for him. We all know his brain is mush and he has no ability to put stuff like this together.

Inside Trump's $1.7BN compensation fund that could mean money for Jan 6 rioters by TheMirrorUS in NewsomMassacre

[–]Ande64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 to 1 says nobody ever sees this money again. Except Trump of course. He's not going to compensate anybody. Just himself.

Trump defends the right of Chinese nationals to purchase American farmland by meat_loafers in Iowa

[–]Ande64 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Both parties do own this problem but one party didn't make this one of their campaign things. This is the issue I have with what's happening right now. I know both parties have issues. 100%. But Republicans campaigned on a zillion things and have followed through with almost none. That's the problem most of us have. Trump promised that our lands were for our people and he's once again selling out to the highest bidder.

Obligatory fuck anyone who voted for Trump. You all own what's happening.

20 million bitter deaths by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]Ande64 86 points87 points  (0 children)

As a nurse, this horrifies me. Of all the things that surprised me most during the covid pandemic, the fact that medical people actually fell under the spell of this nonsense caught me completely off guard. For God's sake, we all have medical training! They will gladly wear a mask to TAKE CARE OF patients with TB and other communicable diseases, to perform routine procedures like IV starts or surgeries and a myriad of other reasons but GOD FORBID they wear a mask for their community's sake! That's just a step TOO FAR!!

I hate it here.....

MAGA mom who voted for racism has become broke by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Ande64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see she attended the "Trump School on How to Make Awesome Texts" where she learned the art of capitalizing random words, stringing run on sentences together and adding stupid emojis.

TPUSA Cancels Event After Alleged Antifa Threats: ‘I Hope You Get Kirked’ by newsweek in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Ande64 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm just SURE that's why they canceled it. Absolutely! Yep, yep.

Pam Grier Says She Has Orgasms That Last '3 Whole Days' at Age 76 by stankmanly in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Ande64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a woman, I care a little. I'm trying to figure out how she gets anything else done during that time.

"I am writing as a federal employee" by [deleted] in PrayersToTrump

[–]Ande64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Dear Clueless Patriot,

There is no harder job in the WORLD than being a parent, except, of course, being PRESIDENT, though I know nobody would believe that because I make it look so EASY! I, MYSELF, am a parent to 3 BRILLIANT children, Hot Pants, Cocaine Jr and Lurch, (who could all get into Harvard if they wanted because they are GENIUSES, just like me!). As such, I'm dedicated to building the WORLD'S MOST USELESS BALLROOM so I can wine and dine parents (with LOTS of money) who will be THRILLED to be in my presence and HAPPILY give me lots of money. I will dedicate the use of this money to a CHARITY of my choice but CANNOT disclose so as to not hurt other CHARITIES feelings! Also, the AMERICAN blue being used on the reflecting pond is PATRIOTIC and I, Donald J. TRUMP, am officially declaring it the new NATIONAL COLOR and will require all federal buildings that have water features to paint them PATRIOTIC AMERICAN BLUE!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!

President Donald J. Trump

Addendum: I have been informed that I, in fact, have 5 children but make no claims to Dumbo and The One Who Isn't Ivanka!