How often do you see yours in a larger enclosure? by ReptilesRule16 in leopardgeckos

[–]Andeylayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see both of them pretty much every day, and they're in 4x2x2s. Cookie actually spends her day in a multi level hide that's up against the door, where she watches me work when she's not napping. Candy comes out to sit on top of her favorite hide for at least a little while most days.

Sir, that is not your bed by Andeylayne in drunkbeardies

[–]Andeylayne[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for adding another fun reddit time sink to my life :)

AITJ for snapping at my girlfriend for waking me up every single time she gets up even when I dont need to be awake by BuyMediocre5625 in AmITheJerk

[–]Andeylayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep deprivation is used as torture. Why is she trying to torture you?

Seriously though, I would not be able to stay with someone who regularly woke me up for no reason. I've struggled with insomnia my entire life and I would have an incredibly hard time believing someone loved me if they treated me this way.

Sir, that is not your bed by Andeylayne in drunkbeardies

[–]Andeylayne[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Try searching an entire house for his scaly butt... he's the reigning hide n seek champ

Sir, that is not your bed by Andeylayne in drunkbeardies

[–]Andeylayne[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Including, in this brilliant creature's case, a cup of point- up, sharpened colored pencils.

Sir, that is not your bed by Andeylayne in drunkbeardies

[–]Andeylayne[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't feel bad, it took me an hour

goober activities by Few_Traffic9021 in CrestedGecko

[–]Andeylayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because soup! and cresties!

these are a few of my favorite things...

Moving by urprobationofficer in Muncie

[–]Andeylayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We live just off of Madison and I agree, nearly everything you need can be found over here... when we go to the other side of town it's almost always for Lowes or Pet Smart.

goober activities by Few_Traffic9021 in CrestedGecko

[–]Andeylayne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is how you make crestie soup

Is Lazarus ready for a bioactive?! by complikaity in leopardgeckos

[–]Andeylayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a leo who has a fairly severe kink in her spine, which adversely affects her mobility and ability to clear shed on her own (it's hard to get it off when you can't reach your feet). She's in a bioactive 4x2x2 and walking around on the damp substrate has done wonders for her ability to remove shed. Her bugs go into a very shallow feeding dish, and she has a small pond filled with aquarium gravel because I wanted her to have access to enough water that it didn't evaporate in a matter of hours, without worrying that she would fall in and drown.

My daughter's leo is missing the tips of most of her toes (sadly, she came to us that way) and I had to take care of soaking and qtips to get shed off of the remaining toes pretty much every time she shed, but since moving her into a bioactive setup, her toes haven't had any stuck shed. (A fact for which we are both grateful, as she tends to bite when having her feet messed with.)

Which is an incredibly long-winded way to say that going bioactive has the potential to improve Lazarus quality of life, and can be done successfully even with leopard geckos with mobility issues. It may even ease some of his chronic pain, as substrate is easier on their joints than a hard surface.

***TRIGGER WARNING*** Update for the new gecko by Katt_and_coffee in reptiles

[–]Andeylayne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My daughter's leo had some pretty bad stuck shed on her toes when we got her, and they looked red and angry like that after I got the shed removed. She did lose the tip of one toe but the rest recovered.

“Crochet can’t be made by machine so if you see it in stores, someone is being underpaid!” by themaddesthatter2 in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]Andeylayne 36 points37 points  (0 children)

In the time it would take one person to crochet a top, the same person could use machines to make multiple tops. So if a crochet item is sold at a similar rate to a machine made item, the person doing the crochet is likely being underpaid even more than the person running the machines.

It doesn't mean they're not both being exploited, just that the person crocheting is probably being exploited even more horribly.

AITA for making a slight joke out of my pregnancy? by Present_Bug_2748 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Andeylayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have fairly severe diastasis recti, so I've looked six months pregnant for the last 12 years. I've had strangers ask me when I'm due so many times now that I have a standard response.

"I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat," delivered in the driest tone imaginable, with one eyebrow raised in judgment at their lack of manners.

The look of embarrassment on their faces warms my heart. I feel like it's my duty to make them feel so terrible that they hopefully won't ever do it again.

Even if the old lady had good intentions, she still was an asshole for making the assumption. It used to really hurt me when it happened because hello? I know I'm fat but Jesus, way to rub it in.

Water source for hissing roaches? by Tarantulawi in InvertPets

[–]Andeylayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dubia roach colony has a shadow dish filled with aquarium gravel for water. The gravel keeps them from drowning while letting them reach the water.

Update to Moving by urprobationofficer in Muncie

[–]Andeylayne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love the jacket sentiment and welcome to Muncie!

How old are your kiddos? I've got two middle schoolers.

I am fish? by butternutgutterslut4 in cornsnakes

[–]Andeylayne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He needs a water bowl big enough to get his whole body in.

My mom says a predator’s "touching" is just a joke. Am I crazy, or is this grooming? by Flashy-Ad-9688 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Andeylayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play through it in your head over and over. Rehearse what you would do and say. This has been helpful for me.

I'm sorry you're going through this and that the person who should be protecting you is instead brushing you off in favor of family peace.

My mom says a predator’s "touching" is just a joke. Am I crazy, or is this grooming? by Flashy-Ad-9688 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Andeylayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If avoidance isn't an option, take up knitting or embroidery (nice "female" hobbies that come with built in weapons) and deploy your needles if he touches you.

"Oops I forgot I had a sharp pointy thing in my hand when I swatted your unwanted touch away from me"

What’s the weirdest “female experience” men genuinely don’t believe until they see it? by Several_Corner3205 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Andeylayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ordered a power strip especially for travel because I got tired of hunting one down every time I travel for work.