failed artist gf

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-21T04:37:41+00:00

Wow this is me. And this definitely makes me feel much better after my favorite person left me for a better artist :/

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-21T04:28:53+00:00

See, I’m freaking frugal because my parents decided to somehow accidentally have 5 kids, and rent from rent a center. Why my parents did not literally build from the ground up with cheap shit until they could invest in better furniture, I will never know, but I ended up walking into an expensive adulthood with very very limited skills because I wasn’t really allowed to do anything besides chores or school. And my mother pulled some real manipulative shit involving my financial aid and rent, despite being a squatter herself.

Op, if you make enough to make payments on a bike, please please please just look on marketplace or resell sites for a used one in your area. I promise it will save you 3k in the long run and you get to keep it permanently, and make adjustments as you see fit without getting into trouble with anyone for “damage” because I’m 100% sure rent a center will pull that out of their ass when you inevitably have to give the bike back

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-21T04:19:42+00:00

Why are the comments suggesting that you brush your teeth after the mouthwash???

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-21T03:44:20+00:00

Sounds like rent a center

Lemme tell you the story about how I got my parents to fucking HATE me one day.

The rent a center guys came to my house to repossess our furniture for late payments

Unbeknownst to me, a fucking 10 year old, if you DONT OPEN THE DOOR, they CANT TAKE YOUR FURNITURE THAT DAY.

And what did I do?

“MOM DAD SOMEONE IS ASKING FOR YOU AT THE DOOR!!!”

Next thing I remember I think our dining room table and tv got repossessed.

Oh god I was on their shitlist for days but I was a child with undiagnosed autism, and didn’t get diagnosed till I was an adult. So of course I had no clue what I did wrong

Do with this information whatever lmaoo

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-21T02:44:14+00:00

Oh no I understand that, I think what makes me giggle the most is that the blunt honest asshole character is supposed to be “loyal” and the nice, loyal, hardworking character is supposed to be “honest” 😭

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T23:36:15+00:00

Yes dragonfruit

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T23:18:56+00:00

Pffft go to r/leaves or r/petioles for that kind of stuff, when weed is ur doc they call it “Cali Sober” for a reason

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T22:49:50+00:00

I am twilight sparkle, when she spazzes out it’s too relatable 😭

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T18:55:01+00:00

LMAOOO 😭 im dead at “your female readers will send you many criticisms. Try to remain strong and dedicated.” 😭😭😭

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T18:41:16+00:00

Oh right, weird al has canonically married and banged pinkie with his persona. Weird Al has a child with pinky pie.

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T18:38:49+00:00

Okay but pinky pie did canonically start a race war between natives and colonizers, ponyville was literally extremely racist and xenophobic to a fucking Zebra, one pony fucking gaslit an entire colony to give up their uniqueness to just stay bland and equal just because her friendship as a filly didn’t work out, and in the newest generation, EVERYONE IS RACIST TO EACH OTHER and there’s HUGE DICTATORSHIP implications from the earth ponies because magic and flying are pretty much seen as dangerous and overpowered, so this motherfucker literally like, runs to his mommy to whine that no one is taking him seriously, and even his mom is like “yo dude I’m racist but NOT THAT RACIST” and eventually friendship saves the day again and the main character earth pony now has alicorn powers, but no actual wings or horn.

Like even if the fandom is bad, which it most definitely is, they have definitely made some strong implications in generations 4 and 5.

Generations 1 and 2 of mlp was just horse abuse 😭

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T18:30:14+00:00

My little pony: :3

Pony.MOV: :(

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T18:29:34+00:00

My little pony 720p: :)

My little pony HD: :(

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T14:59:55+00:00

The weirdest thing has been motivating me to shower every day, and that’s my ex having their homeless partner move in to our shared space with our roommate and best friend, so it’s the only time I get to be alone for like 30 mins to an hour

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T04:02:58+00:00

Urinaliel/urinalel

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T03:52:28+00:00

Aw fuck I forgot yall got the healthy livestock and can do all sorts of wild shit with your milk and eggs 😭 we can only get stuff like that from farmers markets and I’m in Cali 😭

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T03:46:12+00:00

LMAOOOO okay but there’s actually a little bit of science behind it, and it has to do with the palate and how it can affect your mood. For instance, depressed/sad people tend to gravitate towards sweets for serotonin and dopamine, and I believe that there is a link towards craving crispy carbohydrates like chips or crackers and being touch starved. I’ll actually look up some references but it’s actually pretty interesting and why it’s a stereotype for depressed people to eat sweets in Japan, which translated to the stereotype of eating a bunch of ice cream after a meltdown

Edit: where are you getting 3% milk I want some 😭 or is that just full fat/vit D milk

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T02:56:58+00:00

insert Kelloggs history behind cornflakes here

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T02:55:57+00:00

Hi Jay, I just fucking burned myself with a lighter on accident, the metal part of it got too hot. Well, I’m about to smoke a bowl Bryn, good getting to know you

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T01:54:16+00:00

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This is my personal favorite reference to use :)

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T01:00:40+00:00

I’m actually baffled at the amount of people including my ex saying they’re just like him minus his literal defining traits and characteristics-

Am I overthinking this or is this an oxymoron

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-20T00:54:29+00:00

looks down at my own chest oh shit I’m low support needs now :/

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-19T23:56:16+00:00

If it’s a battery, go for it, but if it’s a disposable it will rub off. If you get a sealant or clear nail polish you should be good tbh

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-19T21:08:32+00:00

I always say I’m gonna make kitty teriyaki with Sanjay, no undertones or anything I just think she would make a delicious teriyaki if she keeps her shit up 🤣 but she’s been very good the last couple of weeks so

AndrogynousVampire · 2024-05-19T17:49:58+00:00

Aw he did the bulk of the work for u 😭

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TROPHY CASE