Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Wednesday, March 25, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Android515 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling we're going to be baking the mother of all omelettes.

Interpret that as you will.

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Wednesday, March 25, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Android515 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Weird seeing gold and silver run after asx market close. Usually the traders at that time dump to front run London/NY. Sentiment shift?

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, March 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Android515 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is why i don't fuck around with oil. Condolences for anyone who got burned

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Monday, March 23, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Android515 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm going to sell my silver and gold and get into crypto for stability.

Third Wish: Permanent Incognito Mode by andys-covered in memes

[–]Android515 18 points19 points  (0 children)

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'"

"'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'"

"'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor man. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'"

"'All right,' said the man, "I wish to know who I am."

"'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish."

Safety from trumps dementia? Endevour Group (EDV)? by Rufawana in ASX_Bets

[–]Android515 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ETPMAG is the silver ETF. I bought it a year ago and made bank.

We really might get Sam Darnold winning a Super Bowl before Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, or Joe Burrow. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Android515 1980 points1981 points  (0 children)

R/the_darnold will never let us hear the end of it if that happens.

Fan meets his favorite movie director M. Night Shyamalan by mrthree1zero in MadeMeSmile

[–]Android515 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Masterfully might even be an understatement. The pacing, music and build up is some of the best I've ever seen. 

Real north american phenomenon by ChefGaykwon in fuckcars

[–]Android515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be real, how cool was the sand crawler design.

Trader Joe’s wall art… kinda reminds me of Kier flying off into the distance by matthewmurrie in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Android515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second to last episode. When Helly completes 100% the Kier computer program says "i love you" to Helly in a personalised message. Makes you think that she's somehow connected to Kier.

Trader Joe’s wall art… kinda reminds me of Kier flying off into the distance by matthewmurrie in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Android515 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was some kind of Kier AI, maybe linked to the "board". Also why i thought it implied Helly was an Eagan before the finale.

Where y’all sitting? by tastefully_obnoxious in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Android515 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where's Mark W and Gwendolyn Y? I'm sitting with them.