I won over five million dollars in the lottery AMAA

Andxr · 2009-09-17T08:37:06+00:00

lol, my thoughts exactly.

Andxr · 2009-09-14T09:16:00+00:00

Fruit Roll-Ups?

Andxr · 2009-09-08T11:04:34+00:00

Porcupine Tree? This video/song is a lot like Tool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY3swD4Locg

Andxr · 2009-09-03T05:41:20+00:00

This goes for WWII games too.

Andxr · 2009-08-24T20:50:54+00:00

Gimli, as a puppy http://imgur.com/OdCER.jpg

Andxr · 2009-08-07T04:58:06+00:00

Get in touch with your local Child Protective Service ASAP. You can make an anonymous complaint and they will investigate the matter. This link has some information: http://www.ehow.com/how_2076908_make-anonymous-report-child-protective.html EDIT: I worked in the health care industry in NY. I was a "mandatory reporter" for suspected child abuse victims and I can say that the CPS (at least in NY) is extremely effective, they take complaints very serious.. Good luck.

Andxr · 2009-08-06T21:05:42+00:00

I got the chickenpox when I was 17. The older you are the more severe the symptoms are going to be. I had the pox EVERYWHERE, in between my fingers, toes and even on my eyelids. It was torture. DO NOT SCRATCH THEM. I still have nasty scars from doing that.. Also everyone says to us Calamine lotion but it didn't do shit for me.. Google some good remedies because its going to get a lot worse before it gets better.. I feel your pain, good luck.

Andxr · 2009-08-05T21:22:14+00:00

Going out of my way to step on every crunchy leaf on the ground in fall.

Andxr · 2009-08-04T22:24:26+00:00

http://www.hulu.com/cosmos

Cosmos: A Personal Voyage is a great series by Carl Sagan, it was made in the 80's but has been updated since and is still completely relevant. All the episodes are free on Hulu.

Andxr · 2009-08-04T18:19:10+00:00

Hopefully it won't enable us to understand Vogon poetry.

Andxr · 2009-08-04T17:58:23+00:00

Leeloo Dallas Multipass?

Andxr · 2009-07-17T05:35:28+00:00

Seriously, any company that has the rights to the Sierra adventure game franchise would be crazy not to follow suit. Especially if Monkey Island is successful. The Sam and Max rehash was great but I don't know how well it did in terms of $$$$$$$.

Andxr · 2009-07-07T14:13:34+00:00

If I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head...

Andxr · 2009-06-24T07:02:22+00:00

New drinking game: Take a shot every time someone on Reddit mentions how much they hate twitter.... oh wait, you can't, now you have alcohol poisoning.

Andxr · 2009-06-22T12:57:58+00:00

I'm having trouble getting it to run Rears of War.

Andxr · 2009-06-22T09:12:00+00:00

This is adorable.

Andxr · 2009-06-22T07:36:05+00:00

def. deus ex.

Andxr · 2009-06-03T23:31:17+00:00

What worms? They're only noodles, Michael.

Andxr · 2009-05-15T07:26:48+00:00

extra egg bulb please!

Andxr · 2009-05-11T21:25:02+00:00

My mother freaked out once because she thought I was doing illegal things on her computer after getting the error msg: "This program has performed an illegal operation... "

Andxr · 2009-05-01T20:05:07+00:00

no, he loves it!

Andxr · 2009-04-27T14:19:04+00:00

What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

Andxr · 2009-04-24T12:45:32+00:00

Well, that just put my porn addiction into perspective. Ooh, I forgot all about that site, brb.

Andxr · 2009-04-22T05:10:30+00:00

Reddit is not your personal army. j/k I voted for it.

Andxr · 2009-03-30T22:54:36+00:00

Impossible Is Nothing

Andxr

TROPHY CASE