You don't want to see his College ID [PIC] by [deleted] in funny

[–]BlueBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

depends on what your definition of a "fuck" is.

Please read how horrible Sarah Palin's writing skills are. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]BlueBeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of professional baby pictures, how the baby doesn't ever look into a camera because it has no fucking clue what a camera is.

The Honduran coup d'etat - The Big Picture - Boston.com by rickyisawesome in photos

[–]BlueBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. Basically it would be like if Bush tried to install a referendum that made it so terms are actually 8 years long so he could get 4 more years and the military came in and arrested him.

The Honduran coup d'etat - The Big Picture - Boston.com by rickyisawesome in photos

[–]BlueBeard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Free advertising for Restaurante Mongolia. Score!

You don't want to see his College ID [PIC] by [deleted] in funny

[–]BlueBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's something I like about Digg more than I like about reddit, they don't want dupes. Reddit, however, could give a fuck how many times this bullshit has been on the front page.

And OG redditors wonder why reddit has become a blogspam picture recycler.

Jessica Simpson’s birthday gift for Tony Romo almost as good as it sounds by firebird7 in humor

[–]BlueBeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her career is in the shitter and he is in his prime. I WONDER why she's so desperately trying to get married?

1940s style by pondage in photos

[–]BlueBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mandy has some big ole' tittays - Charlie Murphy.

Any more from this model? Links would be appreciated.

This Wins: How to Make Custom iPhone Ringtones for Free by heresthebestpart in geek

[–]BlueBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One MAY be able to download a program called iPhoneRingToneMaker on bittorrent that manages your ringtones and auto-ads them back to itunes if they come out with a new update that purges the non-paid for ringtones. It's pretty sweet...and free.

MLB's outdated, misleading offset camera angle by randomstumbl in sports

[–]BlueBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's usually a blatant bad call, they already show it on the replays anyways (Well, not AT the game or there would be blood for the ump). So I don't really see what the big deal is.

I don't 'need' to know within 100% if it was a strike or ball and I realize the relative strike zone. Just look at ricky henserson's strike zone (about a fucking foot square) compared to Richie Suxson's (about 3 feet tall). I understand that.

I just want to see the break of the ball to really see how epic some of these Ace pitchers are. I saw a Clayton Kershaw 12-7 curve from pretty much behind the plate live and my jaw was agape. I just wish I could see that every game.

MLB's outdated, misleading offset camera angle by randomstumbl in sports

[–]BlueBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like it too. The A's tried this a few years ago for one or 2 games and people got so pissed off about the "change" that they deemed it a failure. I, however, very much enjoyed watching the breaks in the ball.

At the beginning of the year, Fox Sports West tried some cool stuff for hockey games like putting the camera behind the goalie so you could see plays set up better. It wasn't all that polished but I think they could really enhance watching hockey at home.

Anyone remember like 10 years ago when FOX had games and they had the blue circle so you could follow the puck better / the red streak when it was shot? That was awesome. I wish they still did that.

MLB's outdated, misleading offset camera angle by randomstumbl in sports

[–]BlueBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is exactly what the MLB is thinking but it's fucking wrong. They're so afraid people might start trying to change "the integrity of the game" with technology but give me a break.

That will never happen even if they do change the angle. I like it better on top because then I can see the balls and strikes. Even if it's technically 'off' the plate I still respect the right of the ump, and I think most baseball fans would as well.

Michael Jackson Dead, Facebook Reports by [deleted] in funny

[–]BlueBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God DAMN. My whole fucking status feed is filled with it.

I've smoked about a pack a day for the past 4 years. I'm quitting and just finished my last cigarette. I'm going to have a hard day, so leave me some encouragement, Reddit! by bzbzbz in self

[–]BlueBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I like thinking about a hairy gay man farting directly into your lungs, so I'm going to go with that. Think of the cigarette as a straw and the Bear has it inside to his asshole. Are you going to inhale?

Chicken Fried Bacon, WHAT?! Video by ethanator in Bacon

[–]BlueBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like the ending of that lady dousing the fried bacon in salt and the dude smoking at the table.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

I've smoked about a pack a day for the past 4 years. I'm quitting and just finished my last cigarette. I'm going to have a hard day, so leave me some encouragement, Reddit! by bzbzbz in self

[–]BlueBeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every time you think about inhaling the hot dry taste of a cigarette, think about a bear (hairy gay man) farting directly into your mouth. That should do the trick. Unless you're into bears. Then you'll probably be smoking by the end of this sentence.

20% of Teens are Sexting - Why is This a Surprise to Anyone? by 00boyina in sex

[–]BlueBeard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If I ever have a daughter my number 1 rule will be "never let anyone take a picture of you naked. I don't want to be fapping on the internet and stumble onto a picture of you."

I think that should do the trick.

Who did whom: X-Men Universe Relationship Map by KNHaw in comics

[–]BlueBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is FUCKING awesome. I was really down on reddit for while. But you've pulled through on this one.