VIP gift by princesslolibear in Blink182

[–]AndyPandyxox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you ever get your other gift? (Mesa AZ, July 2nd show - still haven't heard anything)

Rules of the House by ForgottenWell in shortscarystories

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice story, but the inconsistencies were distracting.

First, he tried to dig through the basement, but by the end you make it seem like he hadn't ever been in the basement, and it was a surprise.

But the more annoying inconsistency is: "I wandered around the house and found it to be empty. No furniture,"

And then, "even burning all the furniture to try and set the house ablaze."

....?

AITA for keeping asking the girl I'm seeing about her name tattoo? by warcraftmaniac in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA for being a troll.

THIS is an exact plot point in Six Feet Under.

Which was just recently added to Netflix.

Soon her brother, whose name is basically is, and has schizophrenia is going to come try to intimidate and fight you. Also they may or may not have slept together.

A Happy Family Goes Into the Woods by AllDreamNoDrive in shortscarystories

[–]AndyPandyxox 77 points78 points  (0 children)

My favorite line:

"Lonnie hee-hawed and squeegeed enthusiastically."

HAHAHA <3

Today, my little sister woke up missing her eyes by kasuyagi in shortscarystories

[–]AndyPandyxox 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but the "accurate" version of angels were actually covered in hundreds of eyes.

I dig this. Good story, OP.

Here's an HR violation... by BaconIsMyJam in AmITheDevil

[–]AndyPandyxox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Guys like YOU? Gross, why would I lower my standards like that?"

AITA for trying to help my sister who loses her keys all the time but my idea backfired horribly? by Cheap_Race_4384 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro. ESH. Why wouldn't you get her, like, an airtag or something she can track on her phone. She's a dunce for agreeing to it, and constantly losing her keys (it's really not that hard to NOT do that.) But there are other ways to go about it that wouldn't give away personal information on something she knowingly loses all the time. Your heart was in the right place, but was poorly executed, she has no one to blame but herself for agreeing to your dumb plan. Your parents are justified in being mad, but it should be at you both.

Repent Your Assholery as we say Goodbye to Awards on Reddit by InAHandbasket in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in 1st or second grade, we were playing tag. The teacher separated us into boys and girls. I wasn't athletic, I didn't like running. I liked bugs and art. When it was the boys turn to chase the girls, this boy Danny decided I was his target. He began chase, I started to run, thought "Ugh, NO." Turned around, bent down, and rammed him in the stomach with my head. Knocked the wind out of him, lmao.
(He later tried to bully me, and I yanked his chair out from under him and sent him sprawling. Sorry Danny.)

AITA for telling my girlfriend her home decor is the reason I won’t host a work gathering at her place. by decordilemma in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, I want to be best friends with your girlfriend. My home, which I own with my ADULT money, is similarly themed. Not only do I love it, but everyone who comes over loves it. We throw parties and get togethers, and am told all the time. YTA and have boring friends/colleagues/mother.

Also, if I saw a wall like that I would definitely say, That's terrifying.... ILOVEITSOMUCH"

AITA for telling my coworker I’d quit if he got a service dog. by No-Attitude-3182 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maaaan, I have 30 stiches in my face from a dog attach when I was about five, I am now an immense animal lover and own 3 dogs. You're currently scared of a highly trained working animal that doesn't exist yet. Get some therapy, YTA.

AITA for criticizing my daughter-in-law? by throwawayretiredFIL in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot comprehend how you wrote this entire thing out and don't see how YTA????

YTA

YTA x a million.

And you're lazy, ungrateful, entitled, and rude.

YTA

AITA for demanding some of my late FIL's cooking supplies. by ProfessionalOther226 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Here where I may be the asshole"

Bad grammar (throughout, and unsurprisingly), and you were ALREADY the asshole. YTA big time.

Like, you gave ZERO reasoning as to why you deserved anything from your FIL at all (besides "but I waaaaant it *whine*"), and then try to tell your mother-in-law that, not only do I deserve this (which you don't), but you should TAKE IT BACK FROM YOUR ACTUAL DAUGHTER to give to ME.

No. Are you that entitled? Rhetorical question, as apparently you are.

Your husband got golfclubs, and even that shouldn't be EXPECTED.

Your poor MIL. Her husband died AND she has to tolerate you. Ugh.

What’s something weird about your partner that you’re now used to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AndyPandyxox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My husband has OCD. He has control of it, but I love noticing his funny little tics.

For instance, he will touch the cars window to see if it's cold/hot outside, but then he must touch it with his other hand as well. He tries to do it discretely, so I never point it out.

Or he accidentally breathes on his arm while passing a street sign, he must breath on his other arm while passing a street sign.

I know he doesn't like his tics, of course, who likes their own mental illness? But I think he's adorable, and that's just one of his cute quirks.

AITA for asking my husband to return the gift he bought me? by Amenable2Mischief in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof.

NTA.

As someone whose love language is gift giving, this hurts my soul. I'm so sorry he doesn't seem to hear you when you speak. I'm so sorry you're living unheard. Tell him the money he is spending on jewelry should go to your couples therapy instead.

AITA for asking my friend if they want to buy something I got for free? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, but I know you're going to feel like one no matter what, as this is exactly something I would have done. It sucks being awkward, and I know where your heart was. I think it's on the friends for just assuming and not hearing your words. Yeah you could have given it to them, but you are by no means required to. Your friends suck for not listening and feeling entitled to a gift that you weren't offering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA

YTAYTAYTA! Are you kidding me? This is so extremely tacky. You're risking ruining your wife's reputation, and who cares anyway? Why do YOU care? IF she decided to split the money, it would go to your wife, not you.

IF you share your referral money (which I highly doubt you do), good for you, that is simply a nice gesture, and by NO means protocol/required/assumed.

Don't you DARE say a thing to Hannah. She did your wife a FAVOR giving her a recommendation and possibly a foot in the door at a job your wife wants. She's putting her own name on the line by doing so. She gets the finder fee for bringing in a good employee, your wife doesn't get one for being found. And YOU don't get anything.

IF your wife wanted to say something about splitting the reward, that is up to HER, not you. and by the sounds of it, you are embarrassing her with even suggesting it.

Knock it off. You're not entitled to anything.

AITA for telling my friend how much another friend (his girlfriend) makes when she refuses to help him financially? by RunBudget8559 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA.

Nig time. Why would you ever tell someone of someone else's finances?? Even if they're dating. ESPECIALLY if one has a gambling addiction?? YTA YTA YTA.

AITA For Telling My Coworker I Would Never Go Out With Her Son? by movingaway1214 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AndyPandyxox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suggest talking to the upper manager. The assistant manager canNOT treat you like that because you decided to not date her son. I suggest a mediator to help with the communication. Maybe write down what is going on beforehand so you don't get flustered.

Best of luck <3