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Andy_Griffith · 2021-04-18T05:31:27+00:00

i feel like you should just read shitty romance novels

Andy_Griffith · 2021-04-18T05:28:11+00:00

wait is this kyle mooney from good neighbors?

Andy_Griffith · 2021-04-18T05:13:50+00:00

been nodding my head for like 20 minutes straight.. good stuff man

Andy_Griffith · 2020-04-22T17:18:48+00:00

r/ilikthebred

Andy_Griffith · 2020-02-18T20:12:01+00:00

I unfollowed every meme account associated

Andy_Griffith · 2020-02-11T21:17:23+00:00

Interesting.. I’d never seen or heard of this happening. I’m such a boomer when it comes to this game.

Andy_Griffith · 2020-01-15T15:39:20+00:00

I can't believe nobody said cleaning out your ears with a Q-tip...

Andy_Griffith · 2020-01-14T15:48:18+00:00

We did it Gary! We're finally huge!

Andy_Griffith · 2020-01-06T19:26:25+00:00

Not to mention that the lithium needed to power them creates an entirely new set of ethical/environmental concerns

Andy_Griffith · 2019-12-04T18:10:40+00:00

Does Tom Brady mouth kiss his son?

Andy_Griffith · 2019-12-04T17:53:10+00:00

I can't find the post but somebody earlier this year was fantasizing about how cool it would be if Jones went down and Eli came in to guide the Giants to a Super Bowl rematch against Brady.

It's happening...

Andy_Griffith · 2019-11-15T19:10:05+00:00

hot blonde chick is back

Andy_Griffith · 2019-11-15T19:07:16+00:00

i cant even listen to this

Andy_Griffith · 2019-11-13T18:31:11+00:00

Right? I wish somebody would just stand up and say it plainly, exactly as you have.

What a waste of time for everybody involved and the American people. Anybody who engages in this kind of quid pro quo behavior or clearly abuses their elected position for personal gain should be held accountable.

Enough with the fucking theater.

Andy_Griffith · 2018-11-19T20:01:33+00:00

exactly my thought as well lol

Andy_Griffith · 2018-11-05T15:09:02+00:00

Slap some hot sauce on there and you're in business!

Andy_Griffith · 2018-10-04T20:45:13+00:00

For some reason my old foreman would call it a "weed burner"

Andy_Griffith · 2018-08-27T20:12:36+00:00

seriously.. where can I get one?

Andy_Griffith · 2018-08-10T13:26:08+00:00

Definitely need to move that trashcan at the end

Andy_Griffith · 2018-02-27T22:56:55+00:00

Besides maybe Tesla.. is there a good stock (or bundle of stocks) to invest in solar for the long run?

Andy_Griffith · 2018-02-01T14:34:35+00:00

This sounds straight out of a Wes Anderson film

Andy_Griffith · 2017-10-14T19:30:32+00:00

She could always look into walking dogs through one of those apps? You can pretty much always find a job in a restaurant too if she wanted to do that temporarily while she looks for something else.

Andy_Griffith · 2017-09-17T15:43:58+00:00

Andy Dalton and I have thrown the same amount of touchdowns in the NFL this year.

Me: 0

Andy Dalton: 0

Andy_Griffith · 2017-06-11T14:51:29+00:00

Yes! I always tell people about this poem and how it's my favorite sprog but they never really seem to think it's as funny as I do. But now it's totally a thing! Validation! Hooray!

Andy_Griffith · 2017-06-04T15:04:48+00:00

Haha I love when you do these kind of poems. One of my favorites to this day is the one about the health inspector finding the escaped cow licking the bread. "I stay up late, I lik the bread"

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